Noble
@Lost_Pause_
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Youtuber Business Email: [email protected] twitch: https://t.co/otQb2jTxtT Merch: https://t.co/JCWqfbL1rl https://t.co/AHik4mmW49 Art Tag: #LPArt
Joined April 2015
Wait. it's not just a joke this april fools?.They're actually gonna let us romance the Pals?. Sick.Disgusting.Wishlisted
Palworld is releasing a dating sim called "More Than Just Pals". You play as a school student developing friendships or romantic relationships with the 'pals'
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Samsung just made a hot virtual assistant named "Sam", and in one fell swoop, they captured every weeb and r34 artist
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I just wanna personally thank SPYxFAMILY for giving us an anime waifu of the season that is finally a fully mature lady/MILF and not a schoolgirl. AMEN.
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The Johnny Depp case resonated with me. I was abused too. Nothing physical, but mental. My first gf made me lie about us every day. Hid me from her fam the whole 2 years. Said she saw no future in me and I had none. I really did feel like I was nothing. Men are victims too.
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@pewdiepie This is the most fucked up shit I've seen in a long while. Claiming innocent lives, destroying the lives of their loved ones, and also mutilating an entire worldwide community by making it a scapegoat for their horrific actions. It's beyond disgusting.
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You ever notice how extremely popular anime have "X" in their name?. HunterXHunter.SpyXFamily.KissXSis. All of them timeless classics.
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Watching a VTuber only because you wanna bone them and dropping them the second you know they have a BF or aren't pure: ❌. Watching a Vtuber because you like them and they make you happy regardless of their personal relationship status: ✅.
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Kissanime is finally gone forever. Now where will we go for terrible hentai ads on the side of our anime? Can we get an F.
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I'd like to announce that the Lost Pause Webcomic "Fox Girls are Better" is now live. Go and check it out. There's gonna be plenty of good stuff ahead.
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I'm a grown-ass man and I like:.- Pokemon.- Anime.- RPG's.- Fruity drinks.- Cute stuff.- Shitposting on the internet.- Hentai. Who's with me?.
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Thank you for raising me right.Thank you for always supporting me.Thank you for never being ashamed and always proud of me.Thank you for always loving me.Thank you for everything. I'll miss you so much Dad.
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Just laid my Dad to rest and got to read his final message. Always a jokester to the very end. Love you too, Dad
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Sex is a very intimate and sacred act. Remember, your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with anyone who thinks anime is a cartoon for kids.
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I usually hate on anime live actions, but dang, the Rising of the Shield Hero one is killing it. Johnny Depp is doing a great job as Naofumi, but the real star actor is Amber Heard playing Malty. It's like she was born for the role.
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Weeb boy: "I wish I had a girlfriend.". Weeb girl: "I wish I had a boyfriend.". Both: *stay at home watching anime*.
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2011: Get bullied for watching anime. 2021: Get bulled for not watching anime.
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Anime Girl: *takes of shirt*.Weebs: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Anime Girl: *takes of bra*.Weebs: ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ). Anime Girl *takes of panties*.Weebs: (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง. Anime Girl *takes of knee socks*.Weebs: "Yo wtf you doing. Stop. Put that back on.".
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So when are weebs gonna start actually believing that weeb girls exist?.
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Some kid on TikTok commented on one of my vids saying "Bro, you're 23. You're too old for anime.". And I was like, "Aww damn bro, you think I'm 23? Thanks bro!".
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Weeb: "Real girls always bully me! Thankfully I have my 2D waifu. ". The 2D waifu:
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My girlfriend refused to use my umbrella when it was raining outside. All just because it has an anime girl on it and she was embarrassed. Some people, sheesh.
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Yo I don't wanna squash dreams or anything, but if you're seriously trying to become an internet content creator, prepare to have every tiniest detail about you scrutinized and picked apart by millions of anonymous people on the internet that don't care about your mental health.
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Just saw this.Some kid admitted to being an absolute piece of human garbage for internet points over a shitpost. I'm just glad for every life this kid tried to ruin, I've had countless people tell how much I helped them. It's easy to be nice. Even easier to not be a jerk.
This is so gross. Admitted to being a bully and people give this individual 26K Likes. Say whatever you want about Content Creators but supporting people actively bullying someone is gross behavior
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I'm sick of all the slander saying that the childhood friend in anime never wins. Here are some clear examples of the childhood friend winning.
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Sony: "We can't have any sexual anime girls in our games any more. They're bad and SJW's complain.". Nintendo:
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So you're telling me something I read in a hentai doujin is now becoming a reality.
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2012: I get bullied for being a weeb.2022: Weebs bully me for being a weeb. We messed up somewhere in between.
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Weebs: "This is so sad. Kissanime is gone.".Copyright holders: "Haha! We have won!".Weebs: *go to the billion other pirate websites*.Copyright holders: "Wait. ".
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Yeah I'm a weeb. But I also have a house.Pay taxes.Have a great girlfriend.Own a car.Support my family.Shitpost on the internet. A weeb should never be a bad thing.
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@Merryweatherey @RaynoTW @Merrydawg Getting a fit gamer tomboy girlfriend, every man's dream. I'm impressed you held back on your twist endings you love doing. Very impressive, Merry.
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. ║\. ║▒\. ║▒▒\. ║░▒║. ║░▒║I have. ║░▒║God and . ║░▒║Anime on. ║░▒║my side. ║░▒║. ║░▒║ . ║░▒║. ▓▓▓. ||. (\__/) ||. (•ㅅ•)||./ づ.
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Please don't send me lewds of hot anime girls. That would be the worst thing ever!.
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So what have we learned, anime fans?. Don't be on twitter if you don't want everything immediately spoiled.
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Hey.America may be falling apart.But Japan made some new anime so that's pretty cool.
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Ashley: *In class and pulls up my stream*.Prof: *Sees stream* "Who're you watching?".Ashley: "My boyfriend.".Prof: "Is he streaming for fun?".Ashley: "Yes.".Prof: "Does he make a living off it?".Ashley: "Yes.".Prof: "A good one?".Ashley: "Yes".Prof: "I'm in the wrong profession.".
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Got cancelled by a sponsor for laughing at China censoring the crap out of Dragon Maid boobs. How's your day?.
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Things we never question in anime:.1) Why are the eyes so big?.2) How do they style their hair like that?.3) Why are kids always the ones saving the world?.4) How did that guy get a harem?.5) What's the purpose of always screaming the attack's name before doing it?.
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Getting ready for my brother's wedding. Trying to look good for one time in my life
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Rest in peace, Etika.I wish I could've reached you. Not just as just as a youtuber, but as a friend, Desmond. You left behind a legacy that I honestly respect with all my heart, and as you wish, I will never forget you.
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Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when people debated whether Avatar was an anime or not.
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Sex is great and all. But have you ever recommended an anime to someone, they watched and loved it, then had a new friend to talk about anime with?.
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I'm the shaaaaark today. Gonna join up with more hololive boiz later today on stream.
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Anime be like. Girl: "Protagonist-kun, I lo-".*gust of wind*.Hero: "I'm sorry what?".Girl: "I lo-".*train passes by*.Hero: "I'm sorry what?".Girl: "I lo-".*fireworks go off*.Hero: "I'm sorry what?".Girl: "I lo-".*truck-kun hits Protagonist.".Girl: "OH C'MON!".
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-> Everyone is starting to like anime.-> Liking anime attracts more people.-> Normal people accept anime.-> Being a weeb is now being a normie. .
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Send me pics of your waifu. For no reason. I just wanna see who you like.
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Hello, twerps. I'm here to steal your pokemon today. Prepare for trouble.
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Normie: "You realize anime isn't real, right?". Weeb: "That's the best part!".
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That's crazy bro
My fiancée wants me to buy this for her. I truly found the one.
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Hater: "You're 31 years old and still like anime girls?". Never thought I'd see the day where I'm getting hate for being attracted to girls. Weird world we live in.
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My waifu tier list. You can have one, but this is mine. And I am biased towards pink hair and its not healthy.
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Me: *casually walking in mall*.Cop: *strolling toward me on segway*.Me: *getting nervous*.Cop: *stops right by me*.Me: *thinking I did something dumb*.Cop: "You're Lost Pause, aren't you?".Me: "Yeah. Nice to meetcha.".*we shake hands and leave*.
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The first is the typical thing you find in anime.The second is a jojo character
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Acceptable reasons for anime characters to have big boobs:.- It's the way they're designed.- Used for comedy purposes.- The artist likes big boobs.- Any reason because it's just a fucking fictional character so stop bitching about it.
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Many people would question why spend millions of dollars on a huge robot that very slow and delicate. But weebs know the reasons. Because this is just fucking cool.
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I got a homie that's been banned on twitch, youtube and facebook for drawing anime girls. And he's rather stay banned than draw anything else but big tiddy anime girls. I respect the man, but he needs a home.
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Funny how Genshin fans wished for a simple standard 5* character or weapon for the anniversary. But when Mihoyo gave nothing, it got review bombed to a 1* star game. Now Mihoyo is wishing for the 5*.
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*buying doujins*.Me: "I like this dark elf one but I got a bad feeling it's shota.".Seller: "I don't believe it is.".Me: "Can you open it to be sure?".*seller opens it and hands it to me*.Me: "Yep it is. Unlucky.".Seller: "Wow you actually knew.".Ashley: "He's very experienced.".
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Jojo is the only anime where male boobs are bigger than girl boobs.
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Don't sleep on shoujo anime because it's made for girls. You'll miss gems like these:
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Normie: "So is the incest thing normal?".Weeb: "Normal.".Normie: "Dense MC's?".Weeb: "Normal.".Normie: "Guys looking like girls?".Weeb: "Normal.".Normie: "Little girls over 100 years old?".Weeb: "Normal.".Normie: "Good shows not getting a 2nd season?".Weeb: *in tears* "Normal.".
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Hey, Fortnite is still down but here are a few things that you can do that are better than it:.1: Watch anime.2: Watch hentai.3: Play a good RPG.4: Read manga.5: Watch hentai again.
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America: "How can we get cartoon characters uglier?".Japan: "How do we get anime girls cuter?". America: "Boobs are too big. Get rid of them".Japan: "Give her BIGGER tiddies!". America: "Kids watch this. Tone down the jokes.".Japan: "Adults watch this too. Put in adult humor.".
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Normie: *Watches Naruto for the first time* "Not bad.".Weeb: *creeps out of the shadows* "You like anime?!".Normie: "What the? Y-yeah I think it's ok.".Weeb: "I have more if you wish".Normie: "H-have any sexy ones?".Weeb: *cackles* "Join me in the shadows. You have much to learn".
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I'm verified baby.Mark that as one win for people with anime profile pics
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Weeb1: "I like Demon Slayer!".Weeb2: "I like Demon Slayer!".Weeb3: "I like Demon Slayer!".Weeb4: "I like Demon Slayer!".Weeb5: "I like Demon Slayer!". Weeb1: ". I hate Demon Slayer! It's overrated.".
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I don't get this recent anime meme trend of "girls feel great when they masturbate and boys feel regret." Ya'll must be doing it wrong. I feel fantastic.
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I'm so thankful I got to meet @Jack_Septic_Eye. Can't believe he turned around just for me. I meant it when I said you're an inspiration.
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Art on Shonen Jump cover confirming Komi anime. It's happened. It's finally happened. No more no Komi anime jokes at last.
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