Sir Piers-Alexander Birtwistle. 🇺🇦
@CentristQC
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Proud father first. Bad gardener second. Wagnerite. Qualified performing clown and Ruddles Man. Leader of the TICGFCUK.
Ruddles County, England
Joined September 2020
Many don't realise how freeing it can be to get the engine whirring and really go at full throttle, without a care in the world. Sometimes you just have to sit down, let loose, and feel the wind blow through your hair from the pipes of your local parish organ. Smashing.
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🚨 Full Metal Bongo by Andy Churnwell 🚨 "When Labour took power, Andy thought the grown-ups were back. A year later he’s still being pounded at the pumps, bored by the box, and haunted by chaos with Corbyn." ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - The New European
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It's time for your light-hearted wry glance at this week's headlines. It's today's Piers.
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Would you like to know the truth behind me kidnapping Beaumont? Listen. There are no findings in the investigation that I kidnapped Beaumont in front of anybody. And any claim that the investigation report says any different is simply not true, no matter where that comes from.
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Here it comes once again, it is once more your hilarious sideways take on political events. It's today's Piers.
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Guys, who's going to FT Weekend Festival with David Baddiel, Nick Clegg, and Jay Rayner Sexet?
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I have created another joke. It's today's Piers.
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Why what do we have here? Well I'll be damned. It's my two favourite News Agents, Johnnie Sopel and Louie Goodall.
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Wherever you are on the political spectrum, this is wonderful ☺️
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Zach Polanski absolutely terrifies me. I think there is every chance he may attack me in my home tonight.
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It's time for another daily dose of mirth and merriment. It's time for Piers.
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Trump leaves the White House this morning (Andrew Caballero/Getty)
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Me when I'm trying to guess which Hungry Horse @churnwell wanted to meet me at:
@lrozen Is he up in Bedminster at all? Or would that be "announced" or disclosed if he were doing so?
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This hero has also done a lot of work around veteran's mental health, just google Samuel Leeds soldier suicide.
🇬🇧 Man offered £35k/month for 7 years to house illegal immigrants in Willingham House, Cambridgeshire, and he said NO! 🙌 Respect to him for putting country and principles first. 👊🏻 If you’re nearby and need a place to stay, check out WILLINGHAM HOUSE! #Patriot 🇬🇧
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Here's your latest sideways glance at the mad world of British politics. It's today's Piers.
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It's time for another rib tickler, taking a swipe at a certain Labour Party politician. It's today's Piers.
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Oh that's Nigel Farage on the right by the way.
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The first entry in my brand new political cartoon series. It's today's Piers.
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🚨 | CARTOON: With news that government borrowing is now at a 27 year high, BAZAKE's very own mirthmaster-at-large, Frobisher, cocks a satirical snook at Gordon Brown's gold sell-off.
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🚨 | BREAKING: A Nigel Farage spokesman has called flag raisers "cowards" for not climbing to the top of lampposts, saying that the boat migrants have "won" unless the flag afficionados are willing to risk breaking their own necks.
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