Commodore Longbаlls
@CdreLongballs
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He is posting, posting. He never sleeps. He posts in light and in shadow and he is a great favourite. He says that he will never die. I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
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Joined January 2025
Monitoring the situation
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I hate these rotten sonsabitches like you wouldn't believe
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Me hitting like on all the posts about being a norwooding incel as a fakecel with an intact hairline
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Per my pants, I've changed from cowboy to fisherman.
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GOD FORBID A MAN HAS A HOBBY!
Whipping Tom of 1681 was the nickname given to a serial spanker in London. He would wait for an unaccompanied woman, grab her, lift her dress and slap her buttocks whiles shouting "Spanko!" before fleeing. Vigilantes would dress in women's clothing and patrol the areas he was
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@MysteryGrove Fucking do it see what happens. You don’t understand do you? We’re baiting you. We want you to overreact. Real power doesn’t panic. The country is already against you, it would be even more against you if the regime took your advice. You vastly overestimate your mandate.
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“There are elegant restaurants in this town—unchanged in a century or more—where waiters in formal livery serve an upscale cuisine to bloated oafs who’ve chosen to dine in their gymclothes if not in their actual undergarments. No one even seems to find this odd.” “The point,
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You ever go and piss, and let your mind wander, and then your awareness drifts back in just to remark "damn, we've been pissing for a WHILE"?
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Yeah ok bud
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Disemboweling the nigga who invented two-factor authentication
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"don't forget fat I feel like that's a pretty important detail"
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"Bu-anus Dias I'm Dickolas Maduro, the leader of the Penizuelan dicktakership" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA im fuckin gay dude"
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The second cutest petty officer I've ever seen
A US Navy communications specialist during Ronald Reagan's inauguration ceremony, 1981.
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How them spices be hittin you when the skrimp boil too hot
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Anyone who scorns small talk while bemoaning the dearth of "deep conversation" is a pseud
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My favourite song about heroin Mayb u listen... https://t.co/96ljNaxwLi
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