Cat Distribution System (Official Account)
@CatDistribSystm
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-Need a cat? We'll send you one. -Didn't know you needed a cat? We'll still send you one. -Delivering the best cats, anywhere in the world, guaranteed.
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Joined June 2024
Not amused. Also getting stitches out of our tail after a partial amputation. Still not amused.
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An amazing recovery for Summit, a cat tossed out of his home when his family moved. He had only even been indoors, and didn't know how to defend himself. He suffered severe wounds, but made such an outstanding recovery! Now he has a permanent 🤨 lol ❤️ Save and love them all!
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Been away for a bit, work is insane. So here's a special girl to make up for it!
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✅MARK YOUR CALENDARS! Our next #ThankingOurFollowers drawing is 11-14-25! 9 random followers will #win a $800 #AmazonGiftCard each! 🦅🇺🇸 Are you a U.S. Veteran or family to a U.S. Veteran? If so, reply to this post & let us know!🎖️💬 More: https://t.co/2QOZDAnAum
#VeteransDay
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About a month ago the @CatDistribSystm found us and gave us this absolute sweet boy we named Guinness. He got into a toxin of some sort and crossed the rainbow bridge today. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE if you have cats PLEASE make sure anything toxic is put up. RIP Guinny boy 😭💔💔
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THIS. This is one of the babies you're helping us fight for: -Summit - an indoor only cat that was tossed outside when his family moved. He sat under a window of his home for DAYS, getting attacked by other outdoor animals. He's currently safe and waiting for his medical eval
I'm one of the four finalists for @fermalife's 2025 Halloween Contest. Interact with this post to help me earn points and win! The contest ends on Friday 10-31-2025 @ 2PM PST. View more details and see the other finalists' posts here: https://t.co/tUUPT5k2ml
@TheReal_MrMeow
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They changed the pinned post, but help @TheReal_MrMeow win an Amazon gift card for his rescue! Quote tweet his pinned post, pin it to your profile until after Halloween (if you don't pin it, they lose points!!), make any comment, and like he post for maximum points!! Help the
I'm one of the four finalists for @fermalife's 2025 Halloween Contest. Interact with this post to help me earn points and win! The contest ends on Friday 10-31-2025 @ 2PM PST. View more details and see the other finalists' posts here: https://t.co/tUUPT5k2ml
@TheReal_MrMeow
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You can Quote tweet it AND pin it to your profile until after Halloween for 5 more points!!
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Everyone, go to this account's pinned tweet, comment and like!! You can help an animal rescue win a $1700 Amazon gift card to buy food, litter, medicine and more! Let's help them win!! https://t.co/t4WEeuH5rm
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Ok Cat lovers, help out our friend who is trying to win a $1700 Amazon gift card that'll go towards rescue animals! Just comment #45 on this post and help the rescue kitties win some new stuff! Spread the word! https://t.co/GMGMK5pJsF
👻🎃 On 10-10-25, we asked our followers to reply if they want to share an original photo of their Halloween home decor or costume🧛🕸️Some of those followers who replied has a chance to win up to a 💲1️⃣,7️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ #AmazonGiftCard! We’re asking our community to reply to this post
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This crybaby doesn't like the fact that the Cat Distribution System stays neutral, and only wants to deliver the best cats anywhere in the world. This loser also blocked us immediately after leaving a comment, and those people we like to call "cowards".
@Joshipgirl Lmao sheltered "apolitical" millennial on the loose
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Some of you have Cats, whether on purpose or through the Eternal Cat distribution system. I can't say I will increase funding for the distribution system, but I can offer you something nice.. Adorable Cat Ornaments https://t.co/By3uOnAOpr via @Etsy
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This Christmas Ornaments item is sold by MalletCNCWorks. Ships from Nekoosa, WI. Listed on Nov 30, 2025
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Just some pictures from our most recent adoption events, that include Boo (pumpkin), Screaming Mimi (Spider), and The Floor is Lava, who was adopted!!
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This is wild. A cat from Gaza didn't want to leave the IDF jeep, so the soldiers decided to take him to Israel and promised to find him a loving home that would take care of him. "He's on his way to Israel. His life is going to change completely."
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Again, this is the crazy shit we're trying to keep out of our system. We. Do. NOT. Do. Hoomans.
@CatDistribSystm I'm gonna say this one more time and I hope it sticks cuz 1) I have yuri to write and 2) I already gave you enough money for the monthly rent with these interactions: taehyun and yeonjun are cats, and cats love them bc they share the same blood. byeeee xx.
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This is NOT the Cat Distribution System. We do NOT claim boy bands.
the cat distribution system has favorites
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Our system is NOT to be used to describe a certain boy band. We ONLY do cats. Not "feline-like" humans. Do not let others use our system's name for boy band stuff.
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We highly recommend calling the local police if you find anyone killing animals like this. Trespassing is not an excuse to kill. And no property destruction was ever mentioned or shown.
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"We were just playing....I swear!"
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