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@Cat0Brien
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2 years
Cheers! Happy Friday 💙
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@Cat0Brien
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2 years
Anyone tweeting “Lampard Out” needs to get in the bin
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@Cat0Brien
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2 years
Well that had it all, singing, fighting, a protest nonce, a few arrests, a bent VAR decision and a miracle goal. Everton that 🔵
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@Cat0Brien
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4 years
I still haven’t forgiven Moyes. 🖕🏼Ran down his contract... 🖕🏼Tried to poach our best players at the time for about 100 quid each 🖕🏼Ran snivelling to the papers to bitch about how disgraceful Everton fans are You could say that I hold a grudge... you’d be right.
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@Cat0Brien
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6 months
The Premier League has been systematically attacking our club for years. They want Everton out. Blatant corruption.
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@Cat0Brien
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3 years
Just been sent this. Genius 🤣
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@Cat0Brien
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2 years
I’d like Jesse Lingard at Everton yeno
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2 years
I cannot get on board with fans slagging off Anthony Gordon. He’s a kid thrown in at the deep end, under the immense pressure of last season and he played his heart out, left everything on the pitch. Yes there’s room for improvement but he’s 21 and in the prime of his career, ffs
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@Cat0Brien
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2 years
Mina straight over to Lampard. You love to see it 😍
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@Cat0Brien
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3 years
UTFT 💙
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@Cat0Brien
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6 years
Seeing the word Everton all over Sky Sports News arouses me greatly 😍
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@Cat0Brien
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4 years
Fckn gutted that we have this team and manager and we can’t go see them play at Goodison and soak up every live second of it
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@Cat0Brien
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2 years
The more I think about it, the more I believe Lampard is the right fit. Yes he’s relatively inexperienced, but he knows the PL as a manager and player, he’s intelligent, calm, has won it all and I think he’ll get what we need out of the players.
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@Cat0Brien
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6 years
Omg im dying 🤣🤣🤣
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@Cat0Brien
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4 years
Anyone else think thar Digne plays better with Bernard in the team too?
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@Cat0Brien
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13 days
Other than the derby, the fact the last few of our “lower key fixtures” (on paper) have been on Sky, shows you the relegation narrative that was being set up by the PL. But we changed the story didn’t we and you love to see it
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@Cat0Brien
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3 years
Anyone else nearly burst into tears when that siren started today? If it was just me being emosh, then I must be due on or something 😂
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@Cat0Brien
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2 years
Our warm ups must be like a round of Squid Game
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2 years
Late change to the starting XI: Keane replaces Godfrey. #LIVEVE
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@Cat0Brien
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This is some of the most pathetic, passive aggressive shit I’ve ever seen. Using an image of Everton who are SAFE. They’re just gutted they couldn’t yeet us from the league 🎻
@premierleague
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Tight at the foot of the table 🤏
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@Cat0Brien
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2 years
Anyone else still feel it’s weird to have a kinda carefree existence not stressing about Everton for a bit? 😂
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@Cat0Brien
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9 months
Michael Keane has been made a scapegoat, it makes me uncomfortable because it’s not fair to blame him. I said what I said.
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@Cat0Brien
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3 years
Thanks 💙 @Everton
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@Cat0Brien
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2 years
If we stay up then it will purely be because the teams below have fucked it. It won’t be because these players battled for it
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@Cat0Brien
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2 years
The only danger/weapon around here is you, Shaun
@mightyredsjk
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2 years
He literally threw that into the crowd @premierleague putting public safety into serious danger surely a 3 match ban at least 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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@Cat0Brien
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5 years
30 days have September, April, June and November. All the rest have 31 .... except for fucking January which has about 98.... 😒
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@Cat0Brien
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I honestly couldn’t give a single flying fuck how shite we were today, we got the 3 points and that’s all that matters. Chill out and UTFT 💙
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I’ll never understand anyone calling for Dyche to be sacked. If that ever happened we might as well just give up. He’s exactly what this team needs right now, no nonsense and grinding out results in whatever way we can.
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@Cat0Brien
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4 years
Last week we had arguably the most shite midfield in the Premier League. This week we have a Fantasy League’s wankfest of a midfield. Everton that.
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@Cat0Brien
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4 years
Strongly suggest @Everton release a single and we go for a Christmas number 1 Bublé will be shitting himself
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@Cat0Brien
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2 years
All these pundits keep saying Everton won’t get relegated but it’s simply not true. Just cos we’re a founding club of the league, does not mean we’re immune to getting relegated. If we continue with the ‘strategy’ that was used today, it’s more likely that we WILL go down
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2 years
Lol what is it with this increasing number of vitriolic Newcastle fans all over anything Everton related?! I genuinely don’t get it
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@Cat0Brien
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5 years
Up the fucking Toffees! 💙
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4 years
Seriously, how the hell have so many Blues forgotten about how much of a stinkin little ratbag Moyes was as he left Everton?! Off you fuck, ginger nut #Moyes
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@Cat0Brien
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4 years
I’m having a boss little birthday with a majestic Colin the Caterpillar cake and @Everton gracing the top of the PL table 🥰💙
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@Cat0Brien
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2 years
I won’t stop feeling on edge until Lampard has been officially unveiled
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@Cat0Brien
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4 years
My fucking thumb is gonna fall off from refreshing my twitter timeline every .5 of a second hoping to eyeball an @Everton announcement.... #Ancelotti
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@Cat0Brien
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3 years
Morning 👋🏼 I’m having a good hair day so I want everyone to know about it
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2 years
Benitez is stubborn and clueless… for the love of our sanity, get rid
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@Cat0Brien
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3 months
Recent managers had already lost the dressing room at this point. Dyche had brought fight and unity under pretty fucking horrific and unprecedented circumstances. We can’t forget that.
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@Cat0Brien
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2 years
Well what an amazing weekend that was. I’m now a mama of 2 🥹🥰
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@Cat0Brien
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2 years
Me carving the kids pumpkins be like
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@Cat0Brien
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5 years
The time Jags got to meet (very blonde) me 😂 #coyb
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2 years
Hes “announced” it like it was a choice?Um ok, you do you Cenk hun. Let the clear out and rebuilding begin 🔵
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2 years
OFFICIAL: Cenk Tosun has announced on Instagram that he will leave Everton when his contract expires at the end of June 2022.
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2 years
Michael Oliver you corrupt cunt
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@Cat0Brien
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5 years
To everyone whinging that it’s too hot... it’s called summer. Have a Kopparberg and shut the fuck up. 💅🏼
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@Cat0Brien
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4 years
THANK YOU BIG DUNC 💙 In that few short weeks he’s given us all moments we’ll never forget. Love him.
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4 years
Omg I literally cry watching this and I can be a hard faced cow but this has got me 💙
@EvertonNewsFeed
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The passion💙
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4 years
ITV are broadcasting all 31 games from EURO 96! Isolation just got a whole lot more bearable Well done #ITV 👏🏼
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5 years
Feel physically sick, I never want to see that again. Absolutely shocking. Poor Gomes 💔 If anyone retweets that injury they’re getting fucking blocked for being a sick twisted cunt.
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2 years
@JMNDComps @Jonefc007 Lampards arrival has really improved Iwobi’s game imo. I thought he did well towards the end of last season and he’s maintained that momentum. It’s good to see and long may it continue 💙
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@Cat0Brien
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3 years
Happy Sunday 🤟🏼
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@Cat0Brien
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1 year
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS! OMG YEEESSSS BLUES! 🔵🔵🔵 I could literally cry with relief!
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@Cat0Brien
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2 years
@WaltonLynne @Carra23 @premierleague @SkySportsPL @Everton @LFC @MerPolLFC You tagged the police Lynne?! 🙈😂 have a word with yourself hun
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@Cat0Brien
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4 years
10 YEAR CHALLENGE. These 2 pics were taken exactly 10 years apart... NYE 2009 & NYE 2019. I must take this opportunity to apologise to my over-plucked 2009 eyebrows! HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! I hope that all of your dreams come true in this new decade 😘 xxx
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7 years
@Everton No wonder it took him so long to sign him... looks like his sat nav was on crack and took him all over the bloody place!
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2 years
Dele changed that game. He was utterly sublime when he came on 💙
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3 years
I’m already regretting it... 🙉
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4 years
For the first time in a long time, I’m actually not dreading the derby!
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@Cat0Brien
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2 years
Nerves are gone here 🫣
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1 year
@ElBobble I really wanted Lampard to be the answer to Everton’s problems. I think so many of us were rooting for him because he’s intelligent, speaks well, gets the fans & seems like a really nice guy. This job is just too big for him right now though which is a real shame, but inevitable
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@Cat0Brien
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7 years
Im going to be a mummy! 💙👶🏼💙 #ItsABoy
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@Cat0Brien
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3 years
💙 Good afternoon my dudes 💙
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@Cat0Brien
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2 years
Soz but room temp chocolate is not it 🤢 Stick it in the freezer and then we’re on the road to reaching levels of perfection 😍
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4 years
Writing “Kind Regards” at the bottom of your work emails cos writing “Fuck off and die you silly fat cunt” will get you sacked...
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5 months
I love that our response to the 10 point deduction was 4 straight wins 🎶You can shove the points deduction up yer arse 🎵
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@Cat0Brien
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10 years
Goosebumps Central-I went to my hero's childhood home today and stood in his bedroom #JohnLennon #Mendips #Liverpool http://t.co/UqaO7YsJnH
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@Cat0Brien
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7 months
Sean Dyche is going nowhere. The club can’t afford to sack another manager and their entire staff, plus who the hell would we even approach as a replacement?
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3 months
Waiting for the outcome of this appeal is worse than waiting for mf-ing exam results. I don’t need this shit in my life Everton.
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2 years
Richarlison is right up there with Tim Cahill as my fave Everton players of all time 🥹🔵
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@Cat0Brien
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10 years
Rather proud of this very professional looking photo I took last night using only my humble iPhone👌 #liverpool #city http://t.co/fLyJnL6CC4
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@Cat0Brien
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3 years
Pickford has become a goalkeeping powerhouse since he grew that hair
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@Cat0Brien
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6 years
It’s transfer deadline day...also known as stick a blue dildo down some poor unsuspecting bastards ear day 🍆
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@Cat0Brien
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6 years
All the gym bunnies moaning about the newbies, get over yourselves! You didn't see us moaning when you came to use our pubs in December.
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3 months
Picture it… It’s the year 2084 and we’re still waiting for the outcome of this fucking appeal
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@Cat0Brien
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2 years
It’s my Twitter balloon day! 🥂🥳🎈⚖️
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@Cat0Brien
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3 years
All we ask is don’t be a cunt. That’s it. It’s quite simple. However, Ancelotti insisted on acting like the epitome of a snide, freaky eyebrowed thundercunt I just had to get that off my chest ☺️ #sharingiscaring
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I’m reading about hordes of people in park play areas and cafes... what the fuck is wrong with people?! This isn’t a sodding bank holiday, people should be STAYING INSIDE unless they have a good reason to venture out, like going to work/picking up what they need from shops etc 😤
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@Cat0Brien
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4 years
If 2020 was a food, what would it be? I’m going with Turkish delight 🤮
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5 years
"You're going to be visited by 3 spirits" Sound, make them vodka, gin and rum. Try to numb the pain of this fucking match. #Everton
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2 years
This atmosphere is 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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5 years
Probably going to get shit for saying this but cyclists get on my god damn nerves
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3 years
My hair looks bloody superb today and I’m fucking pissed off that I’m sitting at home in my pjs and with a brew and not out and about, holding a glass of fizz! Waa 😂
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@Cat0Brien
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2 years
Just enjoying my last 21 minutes of Sunday before Everton come in with the wrecking ball
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@Cat0Brien
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3 years
I GOT A TICKET!!! 💙
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2 years
Gordon the only player that deserves any credit. The rest can get in the bin
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@Cat0Brien
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3 years
Check out this aesthetically pleasing wall mirror formation. I’m basically an interior designer 🙃🪞
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@Cat0Brien
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2 years
Hope you’re having a nice chilled Sunday 💕
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1 year
The fact that we’re stressed as fuck looking at results from the teams around us is beyond grim
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@Cat0Brien
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7 years
Omg that Isabelle is such a little sweetheart #bbuk
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@Cat0Brien
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2 years
Large and in charge!🤰🏻 Little miss has a good strong kick on her, she’s already much better than the current Everton defence 👶🏼
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@Cat0Brien
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4 years
It would be so nice to have neutral commentary but that’s never gonna fucking happen
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@Cat0Brien
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4 years
@FinKitch I personally don’t give a flying fuck about England. Rather he be fit and on form for Everton
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@Cat0Brien
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4 years
I went to the effort of putting some lashes on today so thought I’d commemorate this occasion with a selfie 🙂
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@Cat0Brien
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7 years
If Barkley now signs a new contract cos he legit got cold feet, fair enough. If he's running his contract down then he's a pure nob 🤔
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@Cat0Brien
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2 years
Never expected a win but I did expect them to put up somewhat of a fight. There was zero energy/effort/pride there, at all today. They literally couldn’t be arsed
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@Cat0Brien
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2 years
Benitez obviously finds making a point by not playing Digne, more important than us winning this game. Get to fuck.
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@Cat0Brien
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2 years
As we’re already boiling everyone’s piss for not getting relegated anyway, let’s get Spirit of the Blues back up the charts 😂
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@Cat0Brien
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8 years
35 years ago today the world lost a legend. RIP #JohnLennon
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Anthony Gordon has got well full of himself since he had his hair bleached 😂 Sir, remember your roots (both literally and figuratively)
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I was so nervous that I couldn’t even risk tweeting a GET IN for our goal. Too terrified to jinx it! That’s where I’m at rn
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