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Noah Schnapp looking ugly as hell at the 31st Annual #CriticsChoiceAwards.

This generation hides behind “I don't owe anyone anything” to avoid accountability. Yes, you do. You owe apologies to those you hurt. Gratitude to those who showed up. Respect to those you disrespected. That's not weakness, that's maturity.

Animal Crossing's clock only goes to 12/31/2030 before rolling back over to 01/01/2001 so in a few years you'll be able to warn your villagers about 9/11 before it happens

Me for the last 21 years: https://t.co/f1BiLKCIRn

Weekend Sci-Fi movies deals (4K/Blu-ray/DVD) on GRUV (extra discount w/ code SIGNUP20/FIRSTGRUV15) https://t.co/pNMaqhgepS #ad

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani issues executive order revoking all executive orders Eric Adams signed after September 26, 2024, which was the date of his indictment.

That pet rent tweet really took off.

successfully wasted 12 months of 2025 https://t.co/xlMbtIrYBl

If apartment complexes can charge a pet rent every month, then we should be able to claim pets as dependents.

a guy born in 2005 randomly joined our friend group at the bar last night and told me that it's so cool that i was born in 1999 because if i live until at least 105 years old i could brag about having lived through three centuries

The concept of beating the shit out of your disabled stepdaughter because she was kissing your ex husband’s underage son with whom you are having an affair with.

"Everyone Grieves Differently" Erika Kirk:

Lynn from Girlfriends on her way to ask Joan for some money:

When you realize your professional athlete son is gay but think how can we turn this into a brand

Not me falling down the Animal Crossing rabbit hole again.

Eyecontactship

normal person: i wish my husband was still alive 😢 erika kirk:

Cause I paid for the whole apartment.

thank you Heated Rivalry for those wonderful few weeks of television

They’re coming out as a throuple