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bad boy | cubs | bears | illini | 2025 Kane County Forest Preserve Long Drive Champ | @ThirstyVaquero MMCS host @tbidness | owned by https://t.co/n9sdMbIr7V
Joined July 2013
Overdue Announcements: 1. It’s good to see you 2. I got fired 3. Daylight Savings time happened 4. I started a blog https://t.co/mUmFoCFYcX 5. I am now exclusively sponsored by https://t.co/NiLhYcedcS
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🚨inside the cubs Shota Imanaga decision 🚨 - World Series - Shota’s options - starting pitching in 2026 - are you in or out on Caleb Williams? - Free Agency needs on the mound - more Spotify: https://t.co/ATqFP1uLlZ
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Beefs have been baptised for the tailgate.
From Champaign to the Space Needle — same mission, different skyline 1-0.
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I ran some numbers The probability of this happening is *around* .00000064%
“PERFECT SHOTS ALL THE WAY!" A D3 golfer aced the same hole twice on the same day Monday at the Chick-Fil-A Invitational in Rome, Georgia. @SewaneeTigers sophomore Niel Phillips began his first round with a hole-in-one (6-iron from 182 yards) on the par-3 eighth hole at
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Money talks - and in Chicago, it’s not saying much. On MMCS, we break down how Jed Hoyer’s offseason compares to MLB’s big spenders and ask: can Ricketts really keep up? Feat. @CarlsBeef Spotify Version: https://t.co/AzeeA1kCEj
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Advanced metrics loved Nico Hoerner’s defense in 2025. He led all second basemen with: 17 DRS 14 OAA 12 FRV Each was at least TWICE as much as the next closest player.
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- Cubs have a secret weapon that Jed is building - Reminder we lost to Milwaukee and it’s stupid to talk shit to them over the L flag unless you’re a moron/puss - How did Tom buy the Cubs? - Why should he sell the Cubs? - Offseason prep - More… Apple =
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Podcast Episode · Monday Morning Cubs Show · 10/20/2025 · 1h 1m
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🚨New MMCS out now with @TBidness 🚨 - I think Tom should sell the Cubs - Kyle Tucker is long gone - Ball or Strike: we love Jed Hoyer - That’s a strike - Breaking down Tom’s cash compared to other big market owners - 0 Pizza Smacks this week Spotify: https://t.co/Qjrv3Awfo7
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Pete Crow-Armstrong had more 5-star catches this season than 28 of 29 MLB teams this season (excluding Cubs). The average team made 6.4, PCA made 19.
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I would hate to overreact but if the Bears make the playoffs then this would be the first time in forever that we had Bears, Cubs, Illini basketball and Illini football ROLLING all together. Again I don’t want to overreact but this is the fandom I always wanted.
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I love this man
George McCaskey spent his morning officiating the IHSA Girls Flag Football Semifinals 🤝🙏 (via theoffsznbrand/IG)
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6 months later and Chicago Pope still hits just as hard as when the news originally broke. Literally unbelievable that the apostolic successor to Saint Peter is a southside diehard Chicago sports fan. And it will never get old. God Bless!
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Is there some way Ben Johnson can coach the Bulls when football ends? Feels like he should double dip for Chicago and be a 2 sport coach. Kinda like Shohei Ohtani but leading two different pro sports franchises to glory.
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Did Olin Kreutz spoil us or is the shotgun snap something you just can’t assume in the NFL? Feels like that was something we could always bank on. Getting the snap
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That Mitch commercial hit so perfectly. I’m always going to be a State Farm guy but that was really good shit from Progressive
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Not having a Cubs game for months has just comfortably settled in with me and it absolutely blows. Nothing against the Chicago Bears in primetime but I love having 6 baseball games a week. When you follow 162 it becomes so much of your life. Then it just ends.
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