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World-building storyteller who performs inside his own creations. @cableafterdark Novella online. Merch + more @carlemilestore
Queens, NY
Joined March 2009
It’s here! @CableAfterDark: The Lost Broadcast | Analog Horror
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Free acting lessons with Michael Caine on close-ups and the mistakes actors should avoid. Excellent.
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Thinking about how fake news causes mass hysteria in the social media landscape got me laughing at when Orson Welles did war of the worlds over the radio and people ran with it!
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Thinking about where they are now made me sad. Hate how our industry chew and spit people out.
Amanda Bynes and Michelle Trachtenberg wishing Blue, from ‘Blue’s Clues’, a happy birthday (1998).
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Choosing WW3 instead of arresting the rich pedophiles was a wild choice.
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there’s a vietnamese proverb that goes “people say that time goes by; time says that people go by.” every present moment is the oldest you’ve ever been and the youngest you’ll ever be. every memory you have was created by a younger version of you. move forward facing backwards.
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You can tell he had his lets get serious about movies for a minute face on when he did it too
Tom Cruise shouts “we thank you George!” during George Lucas’ acceptance speech for his award at The Saturn Awards.
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Major Brands: You’re super hot, professional and have modeling experience. Unfortunately we cannot book you. It appears you have appeared on sex videos available on the Internet. Also Major Brands:
Are we gonna talk about how likely it is that the art director of Dakota Johnson’s new ad campaign has an “INSPO” folder full of @Vixen porn promo stills?
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If your mama & my mama grew up as friends.... WE COUSINS
What is black math?
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Jerry Seinfeld just captured the paradox of artificial intelligence in a single, perfectly timed observation.
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No one said DEI Kingpin We need to go back and look at stuff like that
Acting is so good people didn't even bother if Kingpin is not white
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I’m not sure why people don’t realize, a prenup ONLY matters in a divorce. If someone doesn’t want to sign a prenup then they want your money period lol. If you stay TOGETHER a prenup is literally null, it has no bearing on the relationship, no use lol. If you have children
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Listen to people.. they tell you exactly who they are...listen to them, not your idea of who you hoped them to be.
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Judas is a reminder that betrayals often come from people who have eaten at your table and heard your prayers.
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the people in power dont want to see artists winning outside of playing their game
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Employees with strong work ethic aren't afraid of challenge but when toxic work culture, poor leadership and disrespect become the norm, even the most committed employees eventually walk away
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