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classic crazy cruzan ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฎ โ™‹๏ธ Snap ๐Ÿ‘ป Carlllljohnn

Florida, USA
Joined April 2009
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@CarlJohnn
Carl.
2 months
My neck and my back ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
@LivinLikeLock
Lock๐ŸŽ
3 months
Big fat heavy breasts card is so real ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€
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@stoppfeenin
Boochie is the Name
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He be throwing everyone out of his houseโ€” and he donโ€™t care if youโ€™re disabled ๐Ÿ˜ญ His TT: gregg2k23
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@babadoookie
dookie
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Then they be like โ€œcant believe they got yall working today!โ€
@Callunc
CallUnc
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I donโ€™t think customers will come in today The customer:
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@styIysh
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This is frying tf outta meโ€ฆ.๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@heyjoydoe
Kitty Parker ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ’•
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RIP Tumblr, you died with dignity. AI would have ravaged you. What its doing to my beloved Pinterest is criminal.
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@CarlJohnn
Carl.
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My siblings complaining about their exes. I said at least your ex isnโ€™t on the wall downstairs. My mom gonna say โ€œstop taking nice photos with them thenโ€. Maโ€™am be so frrr
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@CarlJohnn
Carl.
23 days
Just finding out that I hate the Apple Store. I literally just need a new pair of AirPods dude
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@_melayela_
Mela Yela
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I know itโ€™s getting cold out but I STILL love this song! ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ
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@ansamenow
Ash ๐Ÿค 
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What the fuck is up with people in this country having absolutely NO spatial awareness in supermarkets? Why is your trolley sideways blocking the aisle? Why are you standing near the entrance looking around as if itโ€™s your first time on earth? MOVEEEEEE
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@jordynceIeste
jordyn โ™ก
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a customer at my register sneezed and when i said bless you she responded โ€œi donโ€™t believe in thatโ€โ€ฆ.. okay ????
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@CarlJohnn
Carl.
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Iโ€™m actually scared to wrap my gifts lol
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@miiilato
Miilato
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โ€œman I wish I had today offโ€ me on my days off:
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@SKTheKingYT
Shawn K The King ๎จ€
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The Zoom Out Is Crazy ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@fastestUFO
alien
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everyone in the entire world just stopped fuckin with me at the exact same time
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@layxsnv
solรฉ
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I donโ€™t care how tough I am, a bitch cannot go to jail ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@CarlJohnn
Carl.
1 month
Bought my tickets for The Housemaid and almost done rereading the book so I can be extra vigilant โ˜บ๏ธ
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@Raesetja123
Raesetja
1 month
Situation right now๐Ÿ“
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@abrokensouI
a broken soul
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@agaveforward
The Tequila Queen
1 month
Again with the โ€œI wanna see youโ€ thing. Make it happen or keep it on the playground. I canโ€™t stand that lmao.
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@CarlJohnn
Carl.
1 month
Plus side to working over here today, at least Iโ€™m close to a raising canes. Havenโ€™t had them in yearsss
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@deeore5
dior โœž
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christmas next week and everybody gifts still at the store
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