Carl.
@CarlJohnn
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classic crazy cruzan ๐ป๐ฎ โ๏ธ Snap ๐ป Carlllljohnn
Florida, USA
Joined April 2009
My neck and my back ๐ฉ
Big fat heavy breasts card is so real ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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He be throwing everyone out of his houseโ and he donโt care if youโre disabled ๐ญ His TT: gregg2k23
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Then they be like โcant believe they got yall working today!โ
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RIP Tumblr, you died with dignity. AI would have ravaged you. What its doing to my beloved Pinterest is criminal.
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My siblings complaining about their exes. I said at least your ex isnโt on the wall downstairs. My mom gonna say โstop taking nice photos with them thenโ. Maโam be so frrr
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Just finding out that I hate the Apple Store. I literally just need a new pair of AirPods dude
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I know itโs getting cold out but I STILL love this song! ๐โโ๏ธ
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What the fuck is up with people in this country having absolutely NO spatial awareness in supermarkets? Why is your trolley sideways blocking the aisle? Why are you standing near the entrance looking around as if itโs your first time on earth? MOVEEEEEE
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a customer at my register sneezed and when i said bless you she responded โi donโt believe in thatโโฆ.. okay ????
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everyone in the entire world just stopped fuckin with me at the exact same time
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I donโt care how tough I am, a bitch cannot go to jail ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Bought my tickets for The Housemaid and almost done rereading the book so I can be extra vigilant โบ๏ธ
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Again with the โI wanna see youโ thing. Make it happen or keep it on the playground. I canโt stand that lmao.
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Plus side to working over here today, at least Iโm close to a raising canes. Havenโt had them in yearsss
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