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CaptainSparklez

@CaptainSparklez

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@CaptainSparklez
CaptainSparklez
9 days
Should I play the video game
@Hytale
Hytale
9 days
Hytale Early Access JANUARY 13, 2026
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@CaptainSparklez
CaptainSparklez
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Here in my garage, just got this new totally real not photoshopped McLaren, but you know what’s more fun than driving it around? Going to https://t.co/Yz8kfVKoXy for a huge Black Friday discount on the @LogitechG Astro A50 X McLaren headset + extra 5% off with code
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@CaptainSparklez
CaptainSparklez
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This thanksgiving, I am thankful for pizza
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@CaptainSparklez
CaptainSparklez
11 days
Destroy me all you want
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@CaptainSparklez
CaptainSparklez
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So our board game @Fable_Fury is finally in production and it's pretty exciting. Thanks everyone who supported the kickstarter and helped make it happen
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@CaptainSparklez
CaptainSparklez
1 month
He do be gaming
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@CaptainSparklez
CaptainSparklez
2 months
It is CaptainSpooklez day
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@CaptainSparklez
CaptainSparklez
3 months
I don't change headsets often, but when I do it's for a new @LogitechG McLaren A50 X Just launched yesterday, check it out here - https://t.co/WpBIQuNMhL #LogitechGPartner
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@CaptainSparklez
CaptainSparklez
3 months
I received a mystery locker from @LogitechG and I opened it and there were items inside #LogitechGPartner
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@CaptainSparklez
CaptainSparklez
3 months
June: Appendix removed June: $6800 bill for hospital July: $325 bill for lab tests August: $1000 bill for anesthesia Amount paid by insurance: $1700 of $6800 Amount I pay monthly for insurance $480 I am becoming radicalized
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@CaptainSparklez
CaptainSparklez
4 months
If YouTube can use AI to determine my age, surely it can use AI to determine that these are bots...
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@CaptainSparklez
CaptainSparklez
4 months
Still never done a swear in my life
@TeamYouTube
TeamYouTube
4 months
Creators: starting today, we're updating our profanity monetization policy to better align w/ updated standards in advertising & to address your feedback Strong profanity in the first 7 sec is now eligible to earn full ad revenue More info & background:
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@CaptainSparklez
CaptainSparklez
5 months
Shoutout to @HeyRHEI for filing a new false claim against my video every time the old one is dismissed. Three times and counting, the latest of which was for infringing upon... "CaptainSparklez". You need to lose your Content ID privileges.
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@CaptainSparklez
CaptainSparklez
5 months
It's been 15 years...
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@CaptainSparklez
CaptainSparklez
5 months
Are you a human in possession of a vehicle? Then you should submit it. Are you a human not in possession of a vehicle? Then submit one anyway I guess we have no way to know if it’s yours
@nothinbutlag
justin
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Tomorrow I’m doing a stream w/ @CaptainSparklez where we review your cars. If you want to join, send me a photo of your car interior & exterior below ⬇️ (Make sure you censor your license plate)
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@CaptainSparklez
CaptainSparklez
5 months
'tis concluded, congrats to the many winners @HycoVS@BilgeCS2@RaxLEL@VocaLCS@SenpStudiosVT
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@CaptainSparklez
CaptainSparklez
5 months
Hello everybody we're giving away a whopping 5 Astro A10 headsets in celebration of their sale going on now Just retweet and be following me and our lovely sponsor @LogitechG to enter :D And check em out here - https://t.co/PAQsvUdrUy
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@CaptainSparklez
CaptainSparklez
6 months
Only 9ish hours left before it is gone forever O_O
@bldblz
BLDBLZ
6 months
‼️ The @CaptainSparklez BLDBLZ pre-order ends on SUNDAY ‼️ Remember, every order will get a signed card from the man himself! Grab yours before it's too late!! ⌛️ 👉 https://t.co/jGCz8QNloY
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@CaptainSparklez
CaptainSparklez
6 months
BTW everything seems to have gone well with removing my appendix but I am a little sad that this means I would have officially died if I were alive a couple hundred years ago. Stupid body.
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@CaptainSparklez
CaptainSparklez
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My appendix didn’t want to live on this planet anymore
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