Captain Rail
@CaptainRail
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he/him, human by birth, gamer by choice (PS4, Xbox one, TTRPGs). I read books with real pages. favorite smells are wet dog and fresh rain on dry dirt 🇺🇲🦅✝
milky way galaxy (USA).
Joined March 2019
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Good news, Captains on #Xbox and #PlayStation: The Lower Decks inspired cosmetic items, the Vulcan Visor and the Vulcan Bob Hairdo, can now be claimed for free in the Promotions Tab of the Zen Store until December 3rd! 🎁
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#dnd5e #ttrpgcommunity my dumb bugs bunny brain was in fill control tonight....pic is a screenshot of my post in a discord chat.
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jumping out of a tavern window... again yelling "I'm fishman"
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Our DM stopped breathing at one point from laughing so hard. My shenanigans included jumping out of a submarine window (that was on the water's surface), befriending a druid/seahorse, baking a wild magic apple pie, inventing liquid meth (to poison a bad guy...to be named later)..
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....we won because.... Munk punches the beholder to death. Beholder's boss, Satan: "LoL, I hate you all and I'm going to enjoy killing you. Bye!" .... conjure animal let's you summon 8 creatures that are cr 1/4 which pteranodons are.... know you monster manual as a player.
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The party: beatboxes battle of Britain music. Me out of character: making WW2 airplane noises for the pteranodons Beholder: all the eye rays Munk out of character: makes 1950s ray gun sound. The party trying not to die Me casts second wave of pteranodons.
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#DnD #TTRPGs My favorite moment from last night's DND game. (Me) Bard: "(@Wizards_DnD) wizards of the coast messed up when they they taught me this spell. (Evil laugh)" Casts conjure animal. Or as my party now calls it. Swarm of pteranodons Beholder: "shit!"
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A bad guy in power armor caught us. I told my weasels to get him. He didn't survive long.....The rest of the party was there too. But, we were laughing to hard for me to remember their contributions to the fight.
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#DND In my DND game's last session I cast conjure animal. Summoning 8 weasels. Then for my bonus action I gave one dragon's breath. Followed by handing out torture tools to all of them so we could pick locks, free prisoners and cause chaos...
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As a DM I let my players know I take bribes for legendary loot and mounts....and any of their hair brained ideas.
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