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"good is not a thing you are, it is a thing you do" so here's 6 and a half min compilation of john walker doing "good" and badass and protective and competent in thunderbolts and tfatws https://t.co/5a3s2llrBO
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they have weekly braid trains #boblena #sentryagent
wish the russos let bob grow his hair out so we’d get ✨him✨ for doomsday 😔 #BobReynolds #Thunderbolts #AvengersDoomsday
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But anyways, I’m forever Team Iron Man because I believe there has to be a system of accountability that exists that’s beyond “if a hero goes back others will stop him” — like be for real, if cops say this, yall be looking side ways
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Said it once and I’ll say it again, Team Cap only works in-universe because we know Steve — if this is IRL, plenty of Team Cap would be Team Iron Man because you wouldn’t be just trusting a team of super powered rich white Americans that are ignoring other countries’ sovereignty
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Wyatt as Dud is just pure comedic genius 😂
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only respect to the queen 🫡🫡🫡
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Predator Badlands is VERY VERY VERY GOOD 😊 I want more
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at the mall to see Predators Badlands and piano player is playing LOTR soundtrack 🥹
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“your fave got Lemar killed” here’s who actually got Lemar killed and it sure ain’t John
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my boys deserved to be happy
As the team moves into the Watchtower, John grieves what he's lost... which reminds him of his purpose.
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me with John Walker haters:
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Also stating the plain fact that John killed in revenge for his best friend and how that is an understandable human reaction, and that John is traumatized by that loss is just simple reality — we don’t need to justify anything, it is what it is, other MCU characters do the same.
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I’ll tell anyone how to feel about characters when they’re spewing blatant bullshit, especially over characters they never give a shit about until they can use them as a weapon. Reminder that the flag smashers got Lemar killed, but yall love to give innocence to his killer
Imagine telling black folks how to feel about about black characters. Like John stans don't use Lemar to justify the POS their fav is. Reminder their fav got Lemar killed cuz he didn't know how to stop fighting
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lmao 🤣 Wyatt’s line delivery kills me every time, no wonder Sebastian says Wyatt is maybe the funniest person he’s ever met 😂
i miss my boyfriend 💔💔💔 do you think he misses me 💔💔💔 (says this when i literally rewatched thunderbolts yesterday)
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he was so excited to go to work and do his job and get along with all the heroes but sadly the age old saying is true, never meet your heroes 🥴
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This One of my most significant grumbles about the state of the modern toy industry is how kids are increasingly priced out, to the point of actual absurdity
@mastoerbaitor06 @BobTheRatReborn @AutismRonin A child should be able to walk into a Lego store with 20-40 bucks and get a nice sized Lego set
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John haters are always the biggest pretenders to care about Lemar — yall never call out your faves for ignoring his death or how yall ignore his agency and belief in John? Now yall wanna say Ava is suffering? Fuck off 🙄 stop using black characters as your cudgel against John
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look at my core four dawg, they ARE making it out of the vault 😺😺😺
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picked up the we are groot collect corps box 😝 very cute with Groot as Hulk sticker, Groot as Cap pin, and Groot as Ant Man and Venom funkos
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my best friend did. my one and only.
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