Träsh King #BlackLivesMatter
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A raccoon and his dreams (about food). Influffencer, artist. he/ him. 🏳️🌈
Kühlschrank
Joined June 2017
Patrick is an Ukrainian raccoon who needs our help. After two years of war the situation where they live is now unsustainable. His mom is doing her best to take care and provide for him. Please if you have some spare change please donate to PayPal raccoon.patrick@gmail.com
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Christmas time is the best. I love the christmas markets. I love the foods and drinks there. I love stealing the wallets of drunk rich people. I love tying together the shoelaces of men who get a little too touchy around women. I love the lights and the freshly baked goods.
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Because it öften comes to confüson around this time öf the year: I am neither Göd, Santa nör Jesus (Christ). Yes, ü may wörship me, but my ethics and mörals are very different fröm big G's. I, för example, welcome stealing fröm big cörporatiöns (no chopping off hands!)
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"Well, you see, that human saw a raccoon and yelled 'that's Rocket!!' We are proud raccoons and individuals with our own names, and while we appreciate the representation in Guardians of the Galaxy, calling every raccoon 'Rocket' is a kind of stereotyping we are not fond of."
🚨#BREAKING: Police are responding to a report of Numerous angry raccoons surrounding a vehicle trapping a person inside in Seattle Washington. 🦝
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Dear friends and enemies, ü can find me on blüesky now. Same @ as here. Love ya!
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Sometimes I think. But then I remember to let it go. No think thought. No thought thunk. Just vibes.
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That’s right. Raccoons, Corvids, Cetaceans, Cephalopods, and Great Apes are all non human people!
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This Barbie ate your trash, committed tax fraud and cannot be contained
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I am mischief I am fright I do bad things in the night
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Rest in peace, Dongsim. You'll never be forgotten. May your little red wings guide your soul. 🖤
If there is a god and this mf doesn't let him recover, I'm gonna tear down heaven's gates and set it all on fire. Please keep Dongsim in your thoughts. You might not recognize the name, but I bet you recognize the gif. He protecc the snacc. We send good vibes bacc.
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If there is a god and this mf doesn't let him recover, I'm gonna tear down heaven's gates and set it all on fire. Please keep Dongsim in your thoughts. You might not recognize the name, but I bet you recognize the gif. He protecc the snacc. We send good vibes bacc.
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mischief reigns🏴 (day 13 of anarchism and red pandas)
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