Captain Hook
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Joined October 2024
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I love a happy ending
@iFightForKids Got a friend who's homeless. His wife dumped him for another man, which pretty much ruined him. Lost his job and his sanity. Every now & then I'll see him sleeping under a bridge, so I'll stop and give him some change & tell him how sorry I am for stealing his wife & his home.
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Say what you want about Nick Fedtes, he's funny as fuck
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About to fuck an overweight Korean girl
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"I'm a retard so I'm gonna lie about the pricing. -CptnAlex
We’re in for a really long few years of “Here’s and old game with a few new features for $70 for your $500 console” 😪😓
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What did you expect from the Daily Wire's DEI hire who went batshit?
Now we discover @RealCandaceO not only lied about her work history, but amazingly became so anti-Jew right when Larry Ellison stopped paying her…
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"Shhhiiieeettt nigga, I'll beat yo ass"
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The Lieutenant cooked here
Well fellas? Do we?
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White Christians literally adopt the most.🤦🏼♂️
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There is no age limit to being a real nigga, John! Yo ass stays a true OG frfr💯
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Pokémon Legends Z-A Is TRUBBISH!? Check out the review here! https://t.co/FH6SaGPKTV via @YouTube
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Well this is just fake news. You have to prove you can care for the child without the stipend provided to you as a foster parent before you're approved. Also, the stipend is specifically for the child. It is not SNAP.
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"The Goonering"
@TheCriticalDri2 They also knew what a lot of other people would be doing with that tweet.
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@Stewart_2028 Being internet-famous doesn’t win people elections. Just ask @whstancil #itdobelikethat
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Raw, next question
Now THAT is a Deep Dish Pizza.
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Or... she committed crimes... on camera... for the entire world to see
They want you to believe this 5'1 zoomer is a national security threat.
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The Brotherhood of Nog will waterboard you with cold Great Value™️ cider and burn your body with the hottest of cocoa. Nothing can compare to the creamy, frothy nectar that is Eggnog. Repent for your blasphemous ways.
Hot Cider Brigade has sealed an accord with Hot Cocoa in our ongoing conflict with the Brotherhood of Nog. May this turn the tide of the war in our favor.
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If retards weren't all over the internet talking about looting the stores Walmart wouldn't have done that.
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You're one retarded sociologist that studied criminology. I wonder why rich blacks commit similar rates of crime as the poor whites🤔
sociologist that studied criminology here and poverty is indeed the main driver of crime, people steal, rob, sell drugs, etc bc they need to survive. one of the most simple things a society can do to lessen crime is provide a basic standard of living/universal basic income.
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How about an Indian travel ban?
Indian villager eats fresh cow poop, claiming small amounts reduce the risk of cancer💩
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