Captain Cave Texan
@CaptainCaveTex
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Navy Veteran, entrepreneur, USCG licensed master, beer connoisseur, intelligent building systems SME.
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The Great Hurricane of 1780 killed more than 20,000 people and stripped Barbados clean of vegetation. The 200 MPH winds are now known to have been caused by CO2 emissions released when witches were burned.
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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they arrive, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!” So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a
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Mary had just gotten married, and as a traditional Irish girl, she was feeling quite nervous about her wedding night. Since they were staying at her mother's house, she confided her worries. "Don't fret, Mary," her mother said kindly. "Mick's a fine man. Go on upstairs, and
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We told the Washington Post that this entire narrative was false yesterday. These people just fabricate anonymously sourced stories out of whole cloth. Fake News is the enemy of the people.
No denial here that a second strike deliberately killed survivors on Sept 2, as we and the Post reported today.
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OFFICIAL STATEMENT: The Department of War has received serious allegations of misconduct against Captain Mark Kelly, USN (Ret.). In accordance with the Uniform Code of Military Justice, 10 U.S.C. § 688, and other applicable regulations, a thorough review of these allegations
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It is unfortunate that NASA’s team and the broader space community have to endured distractions like this. There are extraordinary opportunities and some risks ahead and so the focus should be on the mission. With many reporters and other interested parties reaching out, I want
In recent weeks, copies of an intriguing policy document have started to spread among space lobbyists on Capitol Hill in Washington, DC. The plan bears the title “Athena." Why is it appearing now? https://t.co/QTTB45YFx2
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Found a "no kings" protesters under the age of 60 today.
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🔥 SpaceX claps back at Jim Bridenstine — saying his attacks on Starship aren’t coming from a former NASA leader… but from a paid lobbyist.
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🚨JUST IN — Antifa has created a 'hit list' of journalists, live streamers, and conservative activists who are posted on flyers outside the Portland ICE facility. The flyers urge their protester comrades to “be on the lookout” for the individuals mentioned. Those featured on
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HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was all immigrants overpaying for houses using taxpayer provided welfare. This is fucking insane.
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I want to thank the Musk foundation who was willing to step in and fund many of our Lowe’s orders to help rebuild WNC. Thank you for your giving heart Elon. @elonmusk
@Mercury1Charity @glennbeck
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he threw so many stones while living in a glass felony
2023. James Comey on who to prosecute for January 6th: "Get all of them...Find everybody who went into that building. Find them all...We will punish everyone who went in there...We will hunt you to the end of the earth, even for a misdemeanor, and make you pay."
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@ArmyE0D @TheBuddyCSM Conan's Lamentation Nog: - 4 cups whole milk (from the udders of vanquished foes) - 1 cup heavy cream (whipped like a coward) - 5 egg yolks (crushed from dragon eggs) - 1/2 cup sugar (plundered from weaklings) - 1 tsp nutmeg (ground from the bones of enemies) - 2 cups rum
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