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@CapitanoJacko
Capitano Jacko
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Such an incredible little book: "The essence of boredom is to be found in the obsessive search for novelty. Satisfaction lies in mindful repetition, the discovery of endless richness in subtle variations on familiar themes."
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@netcapgirl
sophie
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another day being unemployed because you had olive oil as an interest on your resume
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@CapitanoJacko
Capitano Jacko
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You should not judge people on appearances, but we are going to the fucking moon if this dude is running the Fed.
@FT
Financial Times
@FT
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Rick Rieder is a massive dove https://t.co/WkUY6vZVKz | opinion
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@litteralyme0
autist
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On the way to a party and my wife just told me there won't be whiskey because “it's a 6 year-old's birthday and it's 10am”
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@CapitanoJacko
Capitano Jacko
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Imagine saying “Nothing from my end” closing the laptop and blasting Take Five on the vintage audio system.
@TheMonologist
Michael Warburton
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Dave Brubeck’s 1950’s house in Oakland - California is as cool as his music.
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@MadsPosting
Mads
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When I get an email asking me to do something but I'm busy watching a YouTube video at work
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@LeylaKuni
Leyla
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“Mom, how did we get so poor?” “Your dad was into olive oil”
@90daysliquidity
90 Days Liquidity
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Cannot stress how much of an advantage it is to be a normal, well adjusted, applicant for banking roles. I reviewed a resume that listed “olive oil” as an interest. That is not an interest. It’s been hours and I cannot stop thinking about it. There will not be an interview.
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@WPXI
WPXI
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LEGO Ideas creator builds model of Downtown Pittsburgh
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The model features a number of iconic buildings and things that are quintessentially Pittsburgh.
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@CapitanoJacko
Capitano Jacko
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This is me when I need to dress up for a client meeting
@steelers
Pittsburgh Steelers
20 hours
Let's get to work 🔒
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@CapitanoJacko
Capitano Jacko
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Timex is doing some really interesting stuff from a branding perspective
@timex
Timex
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Meet our newest Marlin. The 37mm stainless-steel barrel-shaped cushion case with a round opening plays up the retro charm on this smooth update to our '60s Marlin. It features an exhibition caseback showcasing the automatic movement inside, and complete with a quick-date
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@REFLOG18
McNeil
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things getting desperate
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@TheMonologist
Michael Warburton
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“Finish every day and be done with it.” Ralph Waldo Emerson writes to his daughter in 1854.
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@mikeharrisNY
Michael Harris ∀p(p→◊Kp)
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Macro analysts today explaining the dollar crash, the oil rise, and the gold rally.
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@JackKennedy
Kenjac
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When you see your sizzling fajitas coming around the corner
@steelers
Pittsburgh Steelers
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Pittsburgh is his world
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@NFLMemes
NFL Memes
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JUST IN: #Browns QB Sheduer Sanders has been elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame on the first-ballot after receiving 43 of the necessary 40 votes
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@CapitanoJacko
Capitano Jacko
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And you are still bearish on alcohol stocks?
@aakashgupta
Aakash Gupta
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Buried in 15,000 words of “here are the risks,” Anthropic’s CEO made three admissions that should change how you think about everything: Admission 1: The timeline He says powerful AI could arrive in 1-2 years. He’s watching internal model progress and says he can “feel the pace
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@peterjhasson
Peter J. Hasson
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Washington Post reporters to Bezos:
@brianstelter
Brian Stelter
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A top Post reporter tells me "there's now a strong sense" across the newsroom "that neither Jeff Bezos nor Will Lewis are serious, good-faith stewards of The Washington Post."
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@Cryptotea
Crypto Tea
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“aren’t you afraid of AI taking your job?” What job?
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@PenguinsJesus
Penguins Jesus
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ESPN may need to go the way of MTV and just shut down.
@awfulannouncing
Awful Announcing
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"I want to state for the record, and I'm not joking about this, I'm dead serious. I believe that Ryan Clark should've been interviewed for the [Pittsburgh Steelers head coaching] job." - Stephen A. Smith believes his colleague deserved a call from the Steelers
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@naiivememe
naiive
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2 sticks of ram cost $1000 because of this shit
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@GlobalWatchClub
The Global Watch Club
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😂😂😂
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