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After you stay the night with Arsene Wenger
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Lingard has ruined him
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George Best would be chopped in half from behind, studded, two footed, wrestled, shirt pulled, every single game. He never went down. Pretenders like Neymar will never come close. Never.
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Liverpool finished 4th last season. They signed a Salah who scored a record-breaking 32 league goals... And they finished 4th again. With one point LESS. And Klopp was nominated for manager of the season. Amazing.
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We finished 2nd in the Premier League, 19 points behind Manchester City. We went on to sign Fred, a 3rd choice Goalkeeper, and a youth prospect at Right Back in the summer. That’s the investment provided to overturn a 19 point deficit from our football club. @ManUtd #MUFC
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That’s real support right there. Unlike the majority of you wankers on here. Win. Lose. Draw. United til I die. 🔴⚪️⚫️
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Jose Mourinho applauding the remaining Man Utd fans at Old Trafford. 😵
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Mkhitaryan looks more like an Arsenal player and Sanchez looks like he was made to play for Manchester United. It was a swap made in heaven for both clubs.
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Yessss Daddyyyy
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United supporters groups need to organise a mass walkout and protest against Cardiff at Old Trafford. Send a message to the Glazers. Send a message to Ed Woodward. Send a message to these players. If the supporters don’t force change change will never happen. @ManUtd #MUFC
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How fucking good was Wayne Rooney. Growing up watching his entire career was a privilege.
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See how Brighton got battered after the FA Cup Semi Final (3-1 to Forest) and after playing United on Thursday (5-1 to Everton)… that’s because they was knackered from playing midweek games. Manchester United have had to do that all season with injuries all over and no Striker.
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A thread on why Roy Keane is the most underrated footballer in Premier League history, and one of the greatest Midfielders to ever play the game.
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“No Premier League player has got as many goals as Mo Salah from a wide area in a season” - Jamie Redknapp A 23 year old Cristiano Ronaldo finished the 2007/2008 season with 42 goals on the Right Wing. In the Premier League he hit 31 goals in 34 appearances. Convenient amnesia.
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Will never forgive Van Gaal for loaning out Javier Hernandez to Real Madrid for a season and then selling him for £7.3 Million. Disgraceful.
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Ruud Van Nistelrooy is still the best finisher I have ever seen in the Premier League.
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I actually think it’s disgusting how so many of our fans are treating McTominay. He hasn’t put a foot wrong when he’s been called upon. One of our own and all I ever see is constant negativity about him. Support the kid for fuck sake.
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Pele good. Maradona better. George Best.
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Jose Mourinho is one of the greatest managers in footballing history. He finished second with this squad of players. He really is the special one. Greatest achievement in football since Leicester won the Premier League.
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Hate Fellaini all you want but that embrace with Mourinho epitomises the spirit in the team under Jose Mourinho. Us against the world again.
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I’m not Mourinho out. There comes a time when you can’t keep blaming managers. The mentality of these players is weak. They lost the first goal and completely lost their tactical discipline and imploded. They do it time and time again. I’ve lost my patience with most of them.
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If Joe Hart is England number one and Jordan Henderson is our Captain at the World Cup I'm packing it all in.
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You know what, I want to say something to all you Cunts who cried about Ashley Young starting over Danny Rose all tournament. This Dickhead has been responsible for 2 goals now when he’s played. Ashley Young didn’t put a foot wrong all tournament and even created some goals.
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Mike Dean conjures up 6 minutes added time out of his arse, and Chelsea equalise in the 96th minute. The Cunt was handing out yellow cards to United players like they was candy. Not surprised from him to be honest.
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Everyone on Soccer Saturday saying that Liverpool deserve to finish above Manchester United and Spurs. You fucking what!? 😂 They haven’t beat us this season and we’ve been more consistent and have more points. The league table never lies. What a ridiculous thing to say.
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Next season you’ll all be putting some respect on Fred’s name.
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The shift in power of English football was realised when Manchester United won their 19th title and knocked Liverpool off their perch. Manchester City haven’t even knocked Sunderland off there’s yet. A talk of a power shift in Manchester and English football is nonsense.
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Do you want to hear something funny? Phil Jones will still be here next season.
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Chelsea went from Premier League Champions to 5th. If that was Manchester United it would be front and back page news for months. Levels.
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Ashley Young should be playing for Brighton
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Paul Pogba could come out and say “Look, my future is here with Manchester United. Im staying here. I don’t want to go to Real Madrid” But he doesn’t.
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United created more chances (425) than champions Chelsea (367) but only converted 12.9% of their chances. That's were the issue lies. #MUFC
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Chelsea have spent £100 Million more than United this season. It’s funny how their spending is never brought up though.
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No Pogba against Liverpool, Spurs, Chelsea and it’s ignored by the media and ABU’s across the land. The only big game we’ve had Pogba for has been Arsenal this season and he created 2 of our 3 goals.
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I want the Glazers, Ed Woodward, and Paul Pogba out of my club.
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Look at how proud Jose looks here. Luke Shaw is a success story for him at Manchester United. A man who took the criticism aimed at him, and stepped up to the plate; unlike most of the prima-donna’s in our squad who need their ego’s wanked off at every given opportunity.
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Why doesn’t Solskjær, Carrick or Mick Phelan get up off the bench and lay into these shit cunts? They just sit there whispering like they’re at a pub quiz.
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This is the worst season I’ve ever experienced in my life. Finishing 6th without a trophy, City winning the domestic treble, and Liverpool winning the Champions League. If you asked any of us what our nightmare scenario would be for the season, that would have been it.
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Never is Keane spoken of in the same league as Gerrard, Lampard, Viera etc. Despite dominating all of them during his career in most games where he faced them. Most people see Keane as purely a hard man, who bullied opposition players into submission. Most people are ignorant.
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No fan should be in Old Trafford for the lap of honour for our last game of the season. Not one. @ManUtd #MUFC
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Big fan of Nemanja Matic, always have been. Sadly he doesn’t fit Solskjær’s Manchester United. We need a dynamic, faster Midfield if we are to challenge. The same goes for Juan Mata. A wonderful servant, but the time has come.
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I actually despise most of the our fanbase. Self entitled reactionary glory hunting Cunts.
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That’s fucking spooky 👻
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Manchester United have broken the 80 point barrier for the first time since Sir Alex Ferguson retired. The transition period has hopefully come to an end. No excuses next season.
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Lukaku answering FaceTime to Conte
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Terry readjusted his Captains armband so everyone could see he's their leader and then he missed😂 egotistical wanker
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Herrera would.
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Imagine if Ole got this rabble showing the same amount of commitment he played with. No one, not one in our squad would do this
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We’re above the greatest Liverpool side in decades and we have two games in hand. This is us in transition. Levels.
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If Martial doesn't start the final I will be devastated. He'd play every game for me regardless of form. He has the ability to do things.
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I don’t want to hear any De Gea slander. The man has carried us for over half a decade.
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The one true Queen 👑❤️
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You can see how awkward Matic was in his interview after the game yesterday. He won’t put down Mourinho in any way, even talking about the change of footballing styles. I respect that loyalty, he’s a good man. #MUFC
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Leeds United came close to signing Daniel James for £8.5 Million in January when he had a year and a half on his contract. We’ve just signed him for £18 Million in June with only a year left on his contract. Explain that one.
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So is Klopp going to be charged by the FA for criticising the Referee last night? Or is that punishment reserved solely for Mourinho? @FA
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If City lose tonight that's 4 games without a win for Pep Guardiola. No one will say it's a crisis though as it doesn't sell papers.
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He just put in a better cross with one leg than Ashley Young has done in years.
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Paul Gascoigne is human. He’s a very damaged and ill man. He needs love, compassion, help, and understanding. It’s sad to see him in such a state yet again.
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I hate Man City because I’m a Man United fan. I hate Liverpool because I’m a human being. #MUFC #LIVMUN
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Chris Smalling & Ashley Young are close to signing new contracts. How the fuck do you expect to compete when you reward mediocrity like that year after fucking year. Pure dross that should have been shipped out of our club over half a decade ago are still here, playing every week
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Manchester United supporters are historically one of the most spoiled fan bases in football. I was lucky enough to be born into supporting this club during a golden era of success. And for the last half a decade we’ve started to understand what being a true supporter really is.
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What do all of these cunts have in common?
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Last summer Mourinho wanted Ivan Perišić and Ed Woodward refused to pay up. This summer he wants two more signings and Mourinho’s suggested he’s only going to get one. If we fail this season Mourinho is not the only one to blame. #MUFC
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If there isn’t retrospective action on Jonjo Shelvey for what he did to Paul Pogba tge FA needs to be disbanded. Dirty Voldemort looking Cunt.
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De Ligt is another Ramos. We’re just being used to bump up the transfer fee and wages.
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So I see Paul Pogba did a pass into the right wing channel against Bolivia last night and now he’s back to being the best player in the world 😴 💤
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City averaged 10,000 empty seats per game last season! That was their most successful season in their club’s history! The city is yours... 😂😂😂
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Pogba’s a walking circus. He’s not a team player for us. He’s a show pony who doesn’t give his all for Manchester United. For France at the World Cup you saw him sacrificing himself for the team, throwing his body on the line, defending for his life. He’s never done that for us
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So Duncan Castles has said that Manchester United offered Zander Herrera a new contract with a pay cut... after giving Rojo, Smalling, Jones and Young payrises. And you lot were calling him greedy. I don’t fucking blame him for leaving.
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Rafael was one of those players who understood what it meant to play against Liverpool. Absolute little shithouse warrior. Loved the kid.
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I actually miss Daley Blind.
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How long until we start to question Martial’s development? I’d say he hasn’t improved since we signed him.
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Thank fuck the Defender took Martial down, because he was never going to score that. And thank fuck we have David De Gea. That was one of his best ever saves. It’s so difficult to save a header that’s been headed down like that. So many readjustments in his head within a second.
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Player power won out and got Mourinho sacked from Manchester United. Ed Woodward rewarded the players for downing tools for yet another manager. And now the club’s biggest asset, the virus, the one who helped orchestrate the sacking, has come out saying he wants a new challenge.
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Despite the failings of Ed Woodward, and this pathetic squad, Jose Mourinho will inevitably lose his job in the coming weeks. Yes, he’s made mistakes, and he is also responsible, but it’s time these primadonna’s are called out by the fans, as well as Ed Woodward, and the Glazers.
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So for all those wankers who have lambasted Man United for the Alexis Sanchez deal and have become overnight accountants on the transfer... he’s coming in a straight swap for a player who can’t even get on our bench! @GuillemBalague what do you have to say now Ballbag?
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Good morning #GlazersOut
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Fucking disgusting #tvlicence
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@ManUnitedZone_ Fantastic. Played some beautiful passes today, didn’t lose the ball once. Man of the Match for me.
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Rashford and Fellaini will come on and win us this game
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United are the 5th lowest for long balls in the League but whatever floats your boat Oliver.
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@Jon_BG @keefyw @MrStephenHowson @BilboRocky whatever floats your boat. If long ball to Fellaini is your thing, it's happy days
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I’m astounded that @ManUtd actually went ahead with the #MUFCPOTY awards. It would have sent a positive message to the supporters that a season like this is unacceptable and that the club realised that fact if they cancelled it. Disgusted. #MUFC #UnfollowManUnited #LUHG 🔰
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The United supporters should send a message to the Glazers, Ed Woodward and the shit Cunt players when we play Cardiff. Mass walkout. Mass protest. Just do something. Something has to shake this club up.
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Imagine blaming Mourinho when these disabled Cunts can’t even string a couple of passes together.
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@holohgun @d_elso Keeping up newly promoted sides. Newcastle finished 10th! All more worthy for the award. Dyche deserved it in my opinion.
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Sir Alex Ferguson said this about Roy Keane’s performance that night.
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Delete the @ManUtd app Unlike #ManchesterUnited on @facebook #UnfollowManUnited on @Twitter Cancel your #MUTV subscription Do not buy next season’s kit or merchandise Hit the Glazers where it hurts and force change. Green & Gold until sold. Love United, Hate Glazer. #LUHG
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I wish Mata had the balls to tell Zlatan and Pogba to fuck off when we get a free-kick
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I’m actually sick and tired of having to defend Scott McTominay from other Manchester United fans.
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Darmian has the wonderful ability of making every player he comes up against look like prime Pavel Nedvěd.
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Marouanne Fellaini can get fucked. No one will miss him.
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We would never have won in Paris if Pogba played. Deep down you all know it’s true.
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Harry Maguire is what Phil Jones should be.
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Imagine thinking Colombia is easy. Has Iceland not taught us anything?
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Most of you would have picked the same team that we put out today. And you’d have brought on Rashford and Lingard. So most of the decisions the manager has made today was the logical choices to make. The players get a free ride from the media and fans. Let’s all blame Mourinho.
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Pogba’s on a personal tour all summer. And what is he promoting? Himself. Says it all.
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“To play every 3 days for us is not simple”... Conte finally realising that it’s not a walk in the park after his first season. Everyone thinking he was the best thing since sliced bread, when in reality he inherited a title winning side and only had to prepare for League games.
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How overrated is Declan Rice though? Jesus Christ.
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Mourinho hinting at Pogba’s positioning and defensive contribution as a reason why France was successful. He’s spot on in that sense. Many a time he’s neglected those duties for Manchester United, yet he’s shown now for France that he can do it. There’s no excuses any more.
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Despite being on a yellow card and knowing he wouldn’t play in the Champions League Final in Barcelona, Keane completely took control of the game. He dragged us kicking and screaming to the final. Controlling a Midfield which had Zidane, Davids and Deschamps. His finest hour.
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@usatgraphics Surely the Cuban Missile Crisis should have been the closest it’s ever been?
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