Callie Cryar
@CallieCryar
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Joined October 2011
We judge our parents unforgivingly until we have our own children and realise just how hard parenting is. Don’t like how mum or dad raised you? Keep it to yourself. That’s basic common decency. Your children will pay the favour forward. 👍🏽
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Was sitting on my patio scrolling on my phone and a spider lowered himself down, connected his web to my phone and kept going
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I have waited what feels like years for this announcement! 🙌🏻
Dear Baja Customer, Thank you for your months of patience and support. We will be cracking the doors back open today and are excited to see you! We have made a few changes to allow for social distancing inside and our outside patio is open. See you soon!
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So wait, all y’all trippin bout having to spend all day with your kids were perfectly willing to subject the rest of the world to the people you raised but you can’t handle being around them yourself? Smh
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Everybody: but no one was grossed out when Adam Levine was half naked last year! Me: ::quietly raises hand::
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A good way to spice up your life is to keep two identical mascaras in your makeup bag, one waterproof one regular. That way when you wash your face before bed you never know if it will take 1 minute or maybe 25 minutes.
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Funny how the term “vegan leather” sounds fancy enough to make us forget that we’re purchasing a pair of shoes that will shred apart in about a month
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Bachelor in Paradise is mind blowing to me. They’re falling in love in a total false reality. You’re gonna decide if this is your life partner and you’ve never even seen how they load the dishwasher?
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P.S. if a recipe tells you to put garlic and onions in at the same time throw that cookbook in the TRASH. Garlic always burns in the time it takes for onions to become soft and translucent
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My kid ::does some cute thing:: Me ::even thinks about filming her:: Kid ::immediately stops doing it::
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Can we all just agree that prime rib is one of the worst cuts of beef ever?
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I think I’d be a really great life coach if I could specialize in convincing aspiring musicians/artists that they should give up and try something else.
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Arthur Conan Doyle is such a great name altogether but individually each name is sort of douchy
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