I asked my 92 year old grandma how old she thinks she is. Tell me why this vintage baddie thinks she’s between 40 & 45 years old 😂

There’s an eerie feeling that tonight is the Night of the Long Knives… 😢.

RT @DrKanyuira: @dannmchoraji @Coffee_254 @CalebKaruga Been there multiple times and they even called me when I had forgotten my Logi MX Ma….

RT @dannmchoraji: @DrKanyuira @LordNai1 When in Thogoto visit @Coffee_254 by @CalebKaruga. They have a great space.

Mlisema ati hakuna feeling tamu kama kushika maziwa Red-handed before imwagike? 😁

The promise to get school-going children a machine that makes a million Chapatis a day should be fulfilled first before the 1.2 billion statehouse church is built. It’s bad manners to lie to little kids.

A Primary School in Koguta, Migori County…

Can he be sued for building a church on public property?.

You cannot pray away bad governance, rising debts, abductions, corruption et al. Building a mega church inside Statehouse, whether with our taxes or ostensibly with your ‘own’ money, is preposterous! . So, who will be attending the 8,000 capacity church, now that Statehouse is a

When walking with short human beings, I take longer strides than usual. I don't know why, but seeing their short little legs work so hard to keep up with me makes me feel so happy 😁

This has the hands of Baba Ikinu written all over it. Affordable bloggers are always right.

Hhhmmmm 🤔

RT @gunsnrosesgirl3: A black sunflower in bloom

Spent the day at the farm transplanting these Neptune Bulb onion seedlings, hoping they’ll be ready in about 3-4 months. Nataka mniombee this project ends in premium blessings - I’ll share na nyinyi a few bulbs once they’re ready ☺️.#UkulimaSioUshamba @WendyFarmsLtd

One of the most fulfilling things about what I do @WendyFarmsLtd is plant organic veggies & sell to my clients, while guaranteeing traceability of every vegetable leaving the farm. Ethical farming is possible if you’re not chasing profits! .Enjoy these delicious organic

RT @Coffee_254: What are you having for lunch when you come to Coffee 254 Thogoto or Ngong branches? .1. Beef Burger.2. Coconut Fish Fillet….

Bullshit, I mean fertilizer! The ‘stolen’ fertilizer will be used to grow crops - a win is a win in my books. See how dumb my logic sounds? That’s how your tweet comes off- do better next time 🙄

RT @StandardKenya: Tone-deaf President draws backlash over out of touch remark on demos.

Nisione Gachietha akiongea tena, calling people Cousins 🙄.What a colossal coward!!! .#SiriNiNumbers.