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Crypto & NFT degen 🤓 + memes, food, and optimism. Socials @CyberKongz

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Training to be an X content creator
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Aside from being a billionaire, why does Elon Musk get so much hate?
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Men will have millions in crypto and still live like this
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thanks to NFTs i was finally able to get a new tv 🙏
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Can confirm Bitcoin uses a lot of energy. I’ve been reading Bitcoin tweets all day and I’m exhausted
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So everyone in the #dogecoin community loves @elonmusk for what he's done for it, but what if he's just a marketing genius, making us all money through dogecoin so we all buy Teslas?🤔
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Finally received my #dogecoin mug☕️🚀🌕
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Patiently waiting for the next bull run, hbu?
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What's something you can say during sex and while the market is crashing?
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Hi I bought a #dogecoin 😜
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Pictures are hard. I never know what to do with my hands🤷‍♀️
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Crypto people
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Twitter is the superior social media app Instagram: too fake, my life isn’t that aesthetic (neither is yours btw) TikTok: don’t want my brain to melt YouTube: everything is clickbait Facebook: speaks for itself
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This will be the first time I've watched #SNL in like 10 years. Anyone else?🤷‍♀️
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My heart goes out to to the crypto community today, I know this is a hard day for many of you ❤️
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Going to get some coffee, anyone want anything?
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It blows my mind that @elonmusk is backing and supporting #dogecoin so much. It’s clearly more than just a cryptocurrency to him. It’s like he’s rooting for the underdogs.
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Unpopular opinion: marrying rich is overrated. I’d prefer to be with someone before their success so I can help create it
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Are you this old?
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This meal costs less than any fast food (and is 10x better)
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Counteracting my red day by wearing a red dress to dinner. Two negatives make a positive, right?🤓
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Dogecoin
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Have officially entered my 30s 😊😭
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@anothercohen Perfect answer to get yourself if more trouble 😂
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I will be living in summer dresses until further notice😇☀️
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Meow 😼
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Eth
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1 like = 1 squat Bring the pain
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I was promised btc to 100k and eth to 10k by end of year. You guys didn’t lie to me right?
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My account is not private! Say hi if you see this!
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Guess my height 😬
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Welp… just put in my 2 weeks notice
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Had to document how blue my eyes look today 👀😜
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Hey u, have the best weekend ever!!!
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Being fancy tonight 🥂
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@elonmusk For improved quality of sleep, have sex before bed
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Staying in is way more fun than going out
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Gm say it back 😝
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I 💚 no makeup and no filters
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Actually leaving my place today… wish me luck 😬
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Guess how many cups of coffee I've had 🤪
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Dogecoin. Bitcoin. Memestocks. Shitcoins. Long ago, the four assets lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the maxis attacked. Only the Avatar, the master of all four assets, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
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Normally I get carded for everything, but today someone told me I look “motherly.” Not sure how to feel 😂
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So who wants to fight me?
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No wonder this kong spoke to me 👀
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What’s something you can say while crypto is crashing and during sex?
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Happy Saturday! I’m drinking coffee right meow🤗
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Gm please say happy birthday to my cat
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The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time 😬
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Someone told me I look like an elf the other day and now I can’t unsee it👂
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Perfect day to go to a wedding with an open bar
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My kind of Saturday night
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I’ve got a great idea. Hear me out: let’s start a #dogecoin pizza company👀
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Cancelled my plans to hangout in discord all night 😬
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Would you eat this meal I made?
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if you want something to go down on you regularly just buy crypto
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Idk who needs to hear this but please stop needlessly spending your money You don't need to eat out all the time You don't need to go to the bar every weekend You don't need new clothes for every different occasion You don't need Starbucks every time you leave the house
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Something about hot girl summer…. Am I doing this right? 🤷‍♀️
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Hey 31 doesn’t look too bad on me
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Brb gonna go eat my weight in tacos
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Life hack: always size up in your pants so you have more room for food 😬
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I got a new dress today but have no where to wear it to, so wearing it around my kitchen it is 😜
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Gm I hate pants
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New year, new glasses 🤓
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What's something you can say during sex and while paying your taxes?
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Brb gonna go prance through a field of flowers
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“If you’re against Bitcoin toxicity, you’re against Bitcoin. And if you’re against Bitcoin, you’re against freedom.” 🤦‍♀️
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Can you believe we once lived in a world where “diamond hands” and “hodl” weren’t a part of our everyday vocabulary?
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Thanks to crypto I just bought my first house 🙏
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Gm to the 12 people still here
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#doge rally cap activated 😎
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Best day of the week: Caturday 😏
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Happy international women’s day
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Oh hey there
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Sometimes I look like a gril :)
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Happy Cale 🥬
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Gm to all my coffee lovers
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Felt cute might delete
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Very hungover today, pls send gms 🥺
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Always dressing like a ninja
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This one kills me because it's so true 😂
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You know you’re motivated when you workout Saturday AND Sunday😎🏋️‍♀️
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Dresses are the best because you don’t have to wear pants
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Would you eat this meal I made 👉👈
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Beach day 🌞
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These boots are made for walkin
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Gm to everyone, especially to those born on 4/20 😏 (hint: me)
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Gm even though I have a migraine 🥲
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Guess my favorite color
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Felt cute, might delete
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I wanted a pizza so I got one. Follow your dreams!
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Describe your investment strategy in 5 words or less 😬
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What's something you can say during sex and an NFT mint?
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Someone yell at me for ordering another pizza 🤪
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