Valkyrie Turnstile
@CainaKhanii
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Faustian as false Robert Johnson fables. Loved one's skulls filled with shit and ichor. "Woeful Studies" and "Languish Arts" Tubi chiller.
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Joined January 2021
The only real safety net in this world is getting more paper and learning to bullshit people who shouldn't matter.
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RT @Aportzline: No surprise, but #CBJ first-round draft pick — Pyotr Andreyanov, selected No. 20 overall last month — has signed a new five….
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RT @Interrobang_2: while you’re here watch this obscure japanese movie from 1979 about a schoolteacher who builds an atomic bomb https://t.….
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RT @Interrobang_2: odysseus asking his men to tie him up so he can hear the sirens’ call just because he’s curious is one of the realest mo….
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I love it mind you, but the intensity of the hatred is genuinely interesting. Maybe I should listen to his podcasts to better understand em.
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Talking with my mother and a friend of hers on my lunch and I've never heard so many vitriolic opinions about Lebron James in my life. Are basketball fans okay?.
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RT @blkchai: open mike eagle interpolating hurricane starang is not something i ever thought id hear but i love it.
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RT @zayaway: Watching family feud and one the questions is: “Admit it, sometimes you wish your husband was _______.” And a lady buzzed in a….
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RT @KILLVONGARD: "All Dawgz Go To Heaven & All Artists Go To Hell" by @whosemusic is OUT NOW.via crushr.records. happy to add this to the l….
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RT @thisiselmattic: 30% tariff on “dystopian”.20% tariff on “psychedelic”.60% tariff on “abstract”. Payment accepted in use of alternate wo….
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This the exact homewrecker vibes I was manifesting in my early 20s.
my future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife…but the seeds of discontent are there.
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RT @shamediarist: my future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife…but the seeds of discontent are there.
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The best thing an animated show can do is make my most hateful-ass heroine laugh. The second best thing it can do is make me understand her sense of humor.
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Just watched 2 episodes of Amazing Digital Circus with my cousin and I'm definitely in a position to say "yo the kids are not at all okay" rn. (mostly lovingly).
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RT @rapmusicplugpod: The closer on the new OME is one of the best songs of the year, and of his entire career. Serves as the perfect conclu….
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