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Chris Stoneman

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Husband, father, Bar Mgr, Atlanta Braves fan and Fantasy Camper, short, round, RH C/1B for my baseball team and master of the underutilized art of sarcasm.

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Chris Stoneman
4 days
RT @MLB: Fans were loving the "grip it and rip it" bubble gum bat from Players' Weekend . SO WE HAD TO GIVE ONE AWAY šŸ¬. Repost and reply….
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Chris Stoneman
5 days
Not like there’s a track record or anything, but Tommy Pham seems like a real charmer.
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RT @MLB: If you love the Power Pink crayon bat . this is the giveaway for you šŸ–ļø. Repost and reply for your chance to get a sick piece of….
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Chris Stoneman
6 days
RT @b_outliers: Chris Sale, Spencer Schwellenbach, and Grant Holmes watching the offense score runs by the bundle for Joey Wentz, Erick Fed….
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Chris Stoneman
17 days
In what has been a bleak Braves season this helps a little.
@Super70sSports
Super 70s Sports
18 days
If you have to dress like this in order to ā€œconnectā€ with your city, maybe you and the city should take a break for a while and date other people.
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Chris Stoneman
18 days
I was lucky enough to be able to give some tickets to Murph as well. It was my sincere pleasure to give him tickets from his first game as an outfielder, his 1500th hit, his final game as a Phillie, and his final big league game in Colorado.
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Chris Stoneman
19 days
The fact that Murph’s is closing in about 10 days and neither the @Braves nor @BatteryATL seem to have any interest in finding a spot for the restaurant speaks volumes to me. Come on Braves, find a home for Murph’s, maybe in one of those buildings you bought instead of a bullpen.
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Chris Stoneman
26 days
My sincere condolences to all of you who lost your childhood hero today.
@Cubs
Chicago Cubs
26 days
With great sadness, we share that Ryne Sandberg has passed away today.
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1 month
Happy 17 to my son Bret, who inspires me daily to strive to be the person he thought I was when he was a little boy. This time next year you’ll be preparing to venture off on your own, so I will treasure and embrace every day of your seventeenth year just that tiny bit more.
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2 months
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to all who celebrate.
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2 months
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Chris Stoneman
2 months
Okay, so why has no one told me I can drink craft beer in a grocery store in North Carolina? This is the greatest state in the Union. A hearty cheers to you all from The Beer Den at @LowesFoods.
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Chris Stoneman
2 months
In NC on vacation from Vermont, and I’m standing in line for cider donuts. These things must be amazing. They better be after 30 minutes in line.
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2 months
Only one night, one win, but my God that was fun to do to the Mets.
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Chris Stoneman
3 months
As a @Braves fan I’ve seen less talented Braves teams, I’ve seen worse Braves teams, but I’ve never, ever, seen such a rudderless, apathetic & impossible to watch Braves team. At this point I’d rather watch the Rockies busting their collective asses to be more than they are.
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Chris Stoneman
3 months
15 IP, 1.20 ERA, 0.80 WHIP at AAA. What in the hell are we waiting for? If he comes up and gets bombed, then at least we know then he can’t help us and we can move on and create room for younger arms. But if he CAN help us…
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Chris Stoneman
4 months
If you somehow haven’t seen this, here it is. The level of concentration is off the charts.
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
4 months
WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED. 😱🤯. SPEECHLESS. (via @MLB) .
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Chris Stoneman
4 months
Is it actually even possible to be called for traveling in the NBA?.
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Jacob
4 months
What is traveling in the NBA? šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø
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Chris Stoneman
5 months
And now, four games in, the @Braves have more PED suspensions than wins. This is shaping up to be a long ass season.
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