Go to hell Matt Jackson. @Jeopardy #ToC2015

@benandjerrys no comment?

I’d like to submit into evidence that this flavor once made my top 3 favorite pints

Checking in w @Colts @NFL @nflmemes

And just know it is absolutely not a pleasure to write this. But this most recent key lime pie will be the last I purchase at Publix. Majorly dissatisfied for the last time.

Love a good cocktail glass.

This is so, so funny. The hot mic react. McCarthy's corny lines, including "and now we have to finish for the American public"...it's perfect

WE NEED TO CANCEL @RealSkipBayless ASAP!!!

Miss LBs looking like this.

https://t.co/68nmr409R0

WEVE GOT A MASCOT FIGHT IN ARIZONA!!!

And lead us not into temptation …

When I give my friends advice but sprinkle in that “idk tho” at the end so i don’t get blamed

How the borders have changed over time

gm

This is how we grow the game.

Damn @StubHub really just has the worst customer service imaginable huh

@Starbucks ???

Ever see a player give an answer this honest?

Down