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A parody of a parody. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Washington, DC
Joined May 2016
Without saying anything, how long have you been playing video games?
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NOW: retiring congresscritter @RepMTG Marjorie Taylor Greene releases yet another statement https://t.co/tDhBmUiQJR
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JUST IN: from a reliable source, CNNFU confirms the Winsome Earle-Sears campaign will release a series of policy plans later this month or perhaps early in 2026
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JUST IN: House GOP authorizes commemorative coin to honor victims of Michigan LDS church attack
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BREAKING | From the CNNFU Weather Center, all Atlantic hurricanes are named Trump and are category 5
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BREAKING - Senator Lisa Murkowski says she is open to leaving the GOP, becoming an independent, and voting alongside Democrats if they manage to pick up three senate seats.
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CORRECTION: The 150lb cancerous tumor that has replaced Hillary Clinton is considering running for president in 2028
BREAKING: Hillary Clinton could potentially be running for president in 2028, former Senior Trump Advisor Jason Miller says.
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JUST IN: the nation of Molvanîa has dropped all tariffs on all American dental products
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BREAKING: Former CIA head John Brennan has been barred from all Federal buildings “I may get arrested today; I don’t know.” https://t.co/inF1lDwyrq
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JUST IN: Bill Lumbergh who is the FBI Assistant Director for Washington, DC has just been fired by President Trump.
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JUST IN: yuge speakers have been attached near the top of the Washington Monument in DC and are currently emitting ambient sounds from President Trump’s signing of executive orders. Can be heard from Maryland and Virginia.
ASMR - Relaxing Sounds For Conservatives: Trump Signing Executive Orders (No Vocals / 1 Hour)
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BARKING: Among roughly 200 Executive Orders expected to be signed tomorrow, President Trump will be outlawing all dogs less than 25 pounds adult weight.
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HAPPENING NOW: on C-SPAN 7 - questioning of lesser administration nominees continues in the Senate sub-basement
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THROWBACK THURSDAY (2017): CNN's Clarissa Ward gets Elmo's insightful take on the Syrian refugee crisis https://t.co/KQCnepBWMR
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BREAKING | From the CNNFU Weather Center, all Atlantic hurricanes are named Trump and are category 5
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Since y'all are enjoying these projection maps, here's the Electoral College map if only women vote 🗳
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BREAKING: Kamala Harris thanks Robert F Kennedy Jr. for his endorsement and commitment to work with Democrats to Make America Healthy Again
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