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An airheaded person with a strong bout of personal honor. Thoughts @ @spiderfoods

Kansas City
Joined January 2019
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Chris Johnson
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The only thing I really want out of the internet is a quiet, digital research community.
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Chris Johnson
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I love everything about Fascism, except for two things— One, it doesn’t make the trains run on time. Two, it doesn’t produce any bonding group cohesion.
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Chris Johnson
6 hours
I love these people, which is why I need to protect them from their stupid selves.
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Chris Johnson
7 hours
I need to not let this byzantine amalgamation of conflicting orders and preferences get in the way of my actual job, which is keeping the guests and staff of this establishment safe from actual hazards and threats to their health and bodily person(s).
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Chris Johnson
10 hours
Related words: Totalitarianism Authoritarianism
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Chris Johnson
13 hours
If you guessed “righteous joy”. Give yourself $100 dollars. https://t.co/t2ACA65o8E
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Chris Johnson
6 days
Can you tell what emotion I’m feeling right now? https://t.co/RTSwvhq1Tf
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Chris Johnson
14 hours
I'm leaning towards the word "strict". Strictism. As in; "we live in a very Strictist culture".
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Chris Johnson
14 hours
What's a nicer word than "Fascism" to describe fascism?
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Santi Ruiz
15 hours
Pretty surreal (Statecraft pod)
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king chud
15 hours
Hoo. What a lovely dream.
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Chris Johnson
12 days
The only way to actually escape Twitter ("X") is to gather enough personal gravity (gravitas) and accumulate enough presence with physical gravity (gravity) to actually stop orbiting around the 20,000 people here you have abnormal parasocial attachment to.
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Chris Johnson
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Abduction is a nasty word. It’s going in the bin. https://t.co/O72OimzJM6
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NewsWire
19 hours
TRUMP: I WANT TO BE A GOOD BOY.
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Chris Johnson
18 hours
😂 🔥
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scoot
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having my light groyper snack of 15lbs of iberian ham before gaming for 15 hours in the greatest country on planet earth
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JT
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this alone is worth the price of a plane ticket and flying across the atlantic
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Alastair Hilton
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And now I’m here in one of the most perfect bars in London. This bar hasn’t changed at all in the last two hundred years. Not that I can remember it back then, even though I am old enough to be a Grandad now.
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Chris Johnson
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episode 20 - "rage management" - 2/20/26, 11:30am https://t.co/qx3SNANFNk
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Chris Johnson
20 hours
5. Full morning routine, circulation, carrot salad (gut “fog” from pizza). Fully awake, thinking, ECS activation. 6. Completing some puzzles. No fear. 7. Numerology is so gay. Time to record.
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Chris Johnson
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1. 6pm -> 2am. 8 hour shift. Mostly walking in circles. 2. Get home, very tired. Hour in bed. Light sleep, ~7 hours, in and out. Little REM, I think. 3. Wake up 9am. Mosey for 30m. Recover a word: “Fascism”. Immediate, simple relief. 4. Reset meridian response.
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Chris Johnson
20 hours
(Hopsin reference, lol My mind is, actually, like a diamond.) https://t.co/R8nxpLhdMb
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Chris Johnson
20 hours
Go ahead; Have a look into my ill mind! 😄 https://t.co/OJUJfHrH5M
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king chud
1 year
Market-maker, make me a market...
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king chud
20 hours
For everything else; Revelation Club membership price has increased. It is now $100 per *month*, rather than per year. Slots are not filling fast, so -- there's no rush.
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king chud
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Chris Johnson
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It's amazing how perfectly I nailed this specific etiology ("Silicon Valley Disease"; my version of it) in March 20, 2025.
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