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RT @jh_swanson: Twitter only had enough engineers remaining to keep it on for one more night, but it miraculously kept working for eight.

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RT @cmclymer: President Biden's announcement today about student loan debt relief has upset some people who believe it's unfair. I acknowle….

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RT @GasBuddyGuy: We're in the midst of one of the steepest declines in #gasprices ever. The national average tied for its second largest si….

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