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Basically just my personal account atp but featuring my opinions (football, cars, music, politics etc.) Raquinho for Ballon D'Or

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@CFCWires
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GOAT
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@buffys
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starts with G and we all love it
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@FacBuonanotte @afc0felix @alynch__ You spell it 'Israel' and they spell it 'Isreal' but the only spelling that matters is the ICJ, which decided you actually spell it 'apartheid ethnostate'
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Guys, if we win the Euros this year I think we change the official England flag to this one. We've never won it before, and then we change the flag once and we win it? It's clearly the flag
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@CFCWires
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Struck a nerve?
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@ArsenalWFC Thanks for finally accepting London is blue <3
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Hope her imaginary knee injury heals
@BarcaFem
Barça Femení
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Big game player. 🐐
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Don't steal celebrations from the best in the world please, come up with your own
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@HQpcrt
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Romelu Lukaku 🫱🏼‍🫲🏿Kevin De Bruyne #EURO2024
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@CFCWires
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Sure everyone is sad we lost the FA Cup and everything but watch this video of Lucy Bronze trying to push the best winger in the world off the ball and falling over in the process
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Hope she has a swift recovery from her multiple injuries to her Imaginary Vertebrae
@ManUtdWomen
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Joao Felix missed a pen? My goat would never
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@ArsenalWFC Thanks for finally accepting London is blue <3
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Right we got two years to win the UWCL so she finally gets that stupid fucking Ballon d'Or
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@CasaDupre
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I love it in any sport when a player just locks in and decides they’re not going to lose today
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If we sign HIM we need to liquidate the club immediately. Keep him as far away from my club as possible
@Ziyechman
𝐕𝐀𝐑 ☘️
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Hear me out..... @ChelseaFC
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@AntiKSR1995 @actual_clara @DiRico_Rants Not even 'leftist', its true. The amount of diseases that baby will be exposed to while its immune system is still developing would absolutely pose a severe risk to its health, and homeschooling delays the natural buildup of the immune system and takes away actual education
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'Physical' Lucy Bronze versus 'Ghost' Guro Reiten
@sa_woso86096
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Lucy bronze, Ataina and CGH they played together for most time this season they understand each they know how to create space for CGH when she's tightly marked when Bronze came on CGH started getting the ball also Lucy is a physical player which what need against a physical team
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Terrible day for Katie McCabe and Mason Mount
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'Stinker performances'
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@val_valine62197
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There's no difference between Cristiano Ronaldo and Sam Kerr. They always drop stinker performance in big matches
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Ronaldo missed a pen? My goat would never
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@KudaMuhwati
kay
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Please people should stop defending this thug. Yes Lauren James is a thug.
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Best current Chelsea combined XI? #CFC #CFCW
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ESPN don't piss me off istg
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@EvanMcFarlane something like that porbably
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I-con-ic....Con? Like con-tract.
@ChelseaFCW
Chelsea FC Women
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This will forever be iconic. 😮‍💨
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let me cook
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Worst headlock I've ever seen. No pressure, no grip underneath to secure the head, no locked hands. So in short, it's not a headlock, you're having a tantrum.
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@TheChelseaForum
THE CHELSEA FORUM
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Delete 2 teams forever 👇🏻
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@CFCWires
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Can we all agree that Lampard and Kirby are the best midfielders to ever play for Chelsea?
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The referee goes to the monitor and... NO STRUGGLE
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cfcw preseason side quests can logically only end in catmac becoming President of the United States of America
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Bit rich from the club with two teams
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@ankarapina
²Sero³⁸ 🦜🇵🇸🇨🇩 #MovemElMón
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🤐
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@AntiKSR1995 @actual_clara @DiRico_Rants Yeah I'm sure letting someone with zero educational qualifications and access to the internet teach your kids instead of professionals is going to work out great. That kid will have severely limited employment opportunities because he will have no formal education whatsoever
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1. Dont need her 2. Dont want her 3. Dont like her priorities 4. Too expensive 5. Dont like her
@Erafutbolfem
Era Fútbol Femenino
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🚨 El Chelsea se fija en Aitana Bonmatí, según @ffpolo 💰 El club 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 estaría dispuesto a ofrecerle 8 millones en cuatro años (2 por temporada) ❗️ También pagarían al Barcelona los 3 millones de euros de su cláusula de rescisión 🔒 La entidad culé quiere atar ya a Aitana, quien
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Visual representation of 'upgrading'
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@waltivertz
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She wanted an upgrade, no? We beat them twice this season in arguably our WORST in recent years. This whole thing makes me sick. I will not give even a milligram of support. May Stina Blackstenius dunk on that club again 🙏🏼
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Keep it to 2 on the gd please
@AVWFCOfficial
Aston Villa Women
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UP THE VILLA! 🙌
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This tweet is either a groundbreaking display of jealousy, stupidity, or quite possibly a hint of racism maybe just maybe.
@elsie_oburu
imjustagirl
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Watching the Ireland vs England game purely for the Arsenal girls, praying no one hurts any of them. (Lauren James I'm looking at you!)
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You know what else is sweet? Signing contracts (please)
@ChelseaFCW
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Victory tastes so sweet. 😋
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@Jolomoco
Joe Louis Monte
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Viv saying that the WSL might be the best overall league for competitiveness but needs to start showing up in UWCL finals and still using the words "We" - "we need to start showing it in finals", "we do need to make that next step" - when saying so 😭
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Cuthbert not featured over a certain 92 CDM
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@EASPORTSFC
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The standouts from a thrilling campaign. Introducing the #FC24 @BarclaysWSL Team of the Season. #TOTS
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@S_U_Network
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Without googling, can you name a famous duo?
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@kirbychels1
abbs || mourning fran and maren 🐐💙🇿🇦
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fran in newcastle, maren in norway, jess in the USA, and more ppl going away too… lads i don’t think we’re getting downing street
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"Hey ref, how long is left in this game?" "We blow the whistle when the Spanish ones score"
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@nayruforest "The website I control is operating the way I have allowed it to function WHY IS MY LIFE SO HARD"
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Shared braincell
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Making excuses, moaning and making crazy statements about their loss? Might want to speak to Bonmati about that one
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jess carter having self criticism not like her coach making excuses, moaning and making crazy statements about their loss.
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@joegodwin_
joe 🧬
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lauren james is the ugliest woman i’ve seen in a hot minute
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I'm sorry but Erin reacted the same way that your player did, she was just further away so moved closer. And Emma reacted negatively because he said something to Erin. It's obvious you only care when it's an Arsenal player that's impacted.
@Hposh80
Helen ❤️🤍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Defended him after the conti cup because it was clear Cuthbert and then Hayes were the aggressive ones in that situation, but no excuses here, shoogly peg noo I hope, imagine the club choosing him over miedema, crazy
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This has the potential to be the funniest timeline
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"Now pretend the refs are corrupt"
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@Em1230277891009
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Just a wee reminder that Emily Heaslip gave Chelsea two trophies in the past two years last years FA cup and this years WSL.
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@coIwiII
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just realised beetroot and beans are going to be reunited tomorrow 😭💙
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When I saw Reiten sitting on the bench, I felt a little sad even though I knew the reason. I knew it well and understood this picture only becoming more and more common, but I am not ready to accept it yet. Just one game made me start to worry about subsequent changes.
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@alexharmstrong @MichVdS @SholaMos1 The bit in the table that states that embassies and consulates are sovereign territory. I wouldnt expect a Zionist to know that though, international law doesn't tend to be your strongest subject
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@rhystakes Castledine and Casadei come on in the 89th minute
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Enzo has A LOT of work to do after that, not a good look at all
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alright last meme
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@ChelseaFCW
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On cloud nine!! ☁️
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On your fuckin head mate that's five
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@OptaAnalyst
Opta Analyst
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Manchester City are the first team EVER to win four successive English top-flight titles. @alitweedale looks at how Pep Guardiola has developed his team over the last four years, and how their style has adapted since Erling Haaland arrived.
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Quite a bit of congratulating going on, as is to be expected. Very nice occasion, always nice to see an engagement. What isn't nice to see is the reactions to said news. If you aren't going to be nice about it just don't say anything, love is love no matter what.
@ChelseaFCW
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Congratulations on your engagement, @_JessCarter and @Berger_Ann . 💙
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England misspelling aggie's name on an official email is interesting lmao
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Fuck right off. Not for that price and preferably not in general
@OneFootball
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Chelsea are willing to pay Aitana Bonmatí's release clause, which is believed to be in the region of €3m, report @relevo 😳💰
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@TomLevins1 Can't blame them really, it's the only way they get to see UWCL nights in London
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@EFCevie Apparently its just New York and everyone else has had them for ages
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To be fair she spent so much time on the floor she probably didnt see her teammates' 'aggression'
@SHEscoresbanger
SHE scores bangers
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Earps speaking to the BBC “I feel we have been lacking aggression in our games this season. The girls knew we had to give this a good go, it is heavy when things don’t go your way in the league. It was ugly and it was horrible but I don’t care because we won.”
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@redlipsandrossy @aboutagrrrI Oh yeah, the 30th greatest artist of all time (Rolling Stone), Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inducted, multi-award winning band that created the 5th greatest song of all time (Rolling Stone) and one of the best selling songs of all time is unknown to 'random people on the street'
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This is beautiful for three reasons 1. We get to run the underdog story all year long 2. Viv leaves Arsenal for City and immediately wins a trophy while Arsenal continue to tank 3. The only way we sacrifice the league is by winning the UWCL so the trophy set is complete
@90min_Football
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We've predicted our final table for the 24/25 season - do you agree? 📈👀
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Damn, spreading misinformation for likes. Maybe you should get a blue tick, actually monetise your engagement bait
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@elliotwarnerr @EFCevie Old picture, I just don't update it every time my hair changes. Are you lashing out because you're upset the OF wasn't there?
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@Akpochimara1 @Goji_Saurus "Mr Bush, the dinosaurs are sequential hermaphrodites"
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Hayes gives the ball to Mjelde, who takes the throw, passed back by Cuthbert, played into the box... Finds Kirby on the edge of the box, shoots, THERES THE HATTRICK
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Since everyone is already rattled I've put some music behind it. Enjoy
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'Physical' Lucy Bronze versus 'Ghost' Guro Reiten
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@jayrayg1 @BORlSJOHN_ @zoerosebryant Trump talking about fraud lmao, I think the call is coming from inside the cell
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@CFCWires
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You were saying?
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@UnbiasedArsenal
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@ChelseaFCW It's been a week. Move on.
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Me when I have never watched a game of football in my life
@jojosmeglo
joh🅰️nna
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oh hannah hampton 😭😭😭
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2 months
Fun fact. There were 114 minutes in the Spain v Brazil game. Spain had the ball for 77% of the game. Which means Spain lost the game while having the ball for 87 minutes.
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@MadridXtra
Madrid Xtra
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Beautiful stadium. 🤍🏟️
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If 'at the top of her game' is one assist in 10 games and 'struggling from ACL recovery' is 6 goal contributions in 8 games then the 'top of her game' doesn't sound too good. Next time, a 'hope she has a speedy recovery' will suffice instead of making it about someone else.
@Sombrero_13
kel🩵
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@itsmeglinehan Shocker. Morgan shouldve been going….not a player who has been struggling from her ACL recovery. What a waste & so utterly disrespectful to a legend….who clearly is still at the top of her game…and could’ve helped them in many ways-One more time. Instead got a SHIT transition.
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@CFCWires
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Knocking Barca out of the UWCL (I will be there)
@ragna1x
Ragna
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BET YOU CAN'T 😮‍💨
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Not going to find it but also guro's injury
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@buffys
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define “pain”
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Next season, Chelsea get the UWCL trophy and the UECL so we can be the only club in England to have every single European trophy
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I know the clocks went back recently but I didn't know they went back to the 1800s... What the actual fuck is wrong with you, since when was segregation ever acceptable in the 21st century????
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The way some of these players are already my favs is crazy ngl, such a good year in terms of incoming signings. Expect big things from these players next year
@ChelseaFCW
Chelsea FC Women
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What a difference our signings made this season. 🤩
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Since it's basically confirmed at this point I'll back them to do well, always want to see a Chelsea signing work out. Big pressure to prove people wrong for LB though.
@FanzineWSL
Fanzine WSL
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🚨 Chelsea set to to sign Lucy Bronze and Júlia Bartel after Barcelona exits. Bartel is seen as one of the worlds most promising talents. [ @TomJGarry ]
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Reporters talking about Conti Cup and Emma turns into fucking Shakespeare lmaooo this is so unserious
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Absolute screamer incoming on Saturday, my goat is prepared for war
@ChelseaFCW
Chelsea FC Women
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Guro enjoyed that one. 🚀
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@0xextractvalue @clairegcoleman @LdogExtreme Yeah so safe without the top 3 cities...
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@Tocho702 @Brian_KA @Nuskylicious The date this happened isn't on your graph
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@ThatG99563 6-0 by the way
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@kivraw I've been told they've got one of the most demanding exercise routines. It's very in tents
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Hey guys, you can't just make your merchandise blue just because London is blue. That's our brand
@wearefoudys
FOUDYS.COM
4 months
Arsenal’s new Anthem jacket is perhaps the softest and cosiest jacket we’ve ever had in stock! Get yours here:
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Oh. Well then @UEFA how's your refereeing integrity doing in the sewers?
@grandehaiz
Leonie
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Irene 😭
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Right I fear my opinion on this may be unpopular
@soccerdonna
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According to @david_menayo (Marca), Real Madrid are interested in Melanie Leupolz! Leupolz and Las Blancas ⚪ are said to have already reached an agreement, but the German still has a contract with Chelsea FC until 2026.
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@Olumes58 You can just see the headlines writing themselves: 'Lauren James' selfish attitude shows as she is visibly enraged on the pitch, is this temper cause for concern for England?' These "journalists" can get in the bin
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@Blue_Footy Looking at the Dortmund back line would make sense I think, both of their starting centre backs perform well regularly and I think they would do well in the prem
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Thank you Chelsea Women for saving us from total embarrassment
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So does this mean Liverpool are better than Barcelona?
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@Utfwolvo @emtalksfootball Literally everyone has been complaining about that
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