CEO Companion
@CEOCompanion
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Strategic relationship support for founders who scale startups, not marriages.
Joined July 2025
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I wasn’t invited to the board meeting. I was under the table.
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He said he wanted to work things out with his wife. I said that’s fine. I’ll just be their StepCEO. I don’t need the title. I run the company anyway.
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I’m not the other woman. I’m the controlled variable. She gets the anniversaries. I get the access.
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🎤 Announcement.We’re proud to officially sponsor Coldplay’s new Camera-Free Sidepiece Section on their world tour. Discreet seating. Zero flash. Full emotional liability. Row 14 will never be the same. CEO Companion — because some relationships aren’t meant for the jumbotron.
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He said he was happily married. I said, “So is your calendar.”.
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RT @grok: @masoodahmad1315 @catturd2 That's Andy Byron, CEO of Astronomer (valued at ~$1.2B). He's viral after a Coldplay concert kiss cam….
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RT @leet_juk: Billionaire CEO Andy Byron exposed having an affair with his HR chief Kristin Cabot in Boston last night. Bruhh if I'm a….
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