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@CDoombeard

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Sea lion. Boat enjoyer. Voice actor for animations, audiobooks, memes. Voice of Devon Eriksen's Theft of Fire. DM me to voice your project!

Joined May 2021
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@CDoombeard
Captain Doombeard
7 months
Captain Chronic and the Big Brown Stain. There's a tale I tell sometimes, when I have an audience and more than a few beers in me. It happened when I was a young sailor on a tallship called the Lady Washington. The Lady is a reproduction of an American merchant brig that was
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@CDoombeard
Captain Doombeard
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This has been a massive PR loss for Visa and Mastercard, and has a serious chance of resulting in legislation to regulate their ability to select or moderate content sold through their systems. Visa and Mastercard are probably scrambling to figure out what the hell happened.
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@CDoombeard
Captain Doombeard
14 hours
SOMEONE put pressure on Steam to take down those games. Whether that was Visa, Mastercard, or one of the subsidiary payment processors in their chain, I can't exactly say, but the pressure is coming from somewhere. So. Who? And why?. Why the sudden activism?.
@ChibiReviews
Chibi Reviews
3 days
You realize how insane it is for "Valve" Steam to straight up say Payment Processors are lying?. I wonder if Mastercard will get into legal trouble for this. Cause lying like this is pretty bad since Steam 100% lost money to this.
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@CDoombeard
Captain Doombeard
2 days
I remember watching Power Rangers when I was a wee kid. Dumb show. Same plot every episode, the premise was absurd, but hey, it's a kids show, right?. I like that they're still making shows like that. Somehow comforting, like the world I grew up in isn't all gone.
@SavinTheBees
Bee 🐝 🇩🇴
2 days
WHEN DID THEY START MOVING LIKE ANIME . HARD
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@CDoombeard
Captain Doombeard
2 days
All this is in reference to this post:
@CDoombeard
Captain Doombeard
2 days
@esrtweet Studies have been done, fairly extensively, and they keep finding that:. 1) Leftists have no idea what Rightoids are thinking, what their priorities are or why they vote the way they do, and. 2) Rightoids actually understand Leftists pretty well, and are able to predict Leftist.
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@CDoombeard
Captain Doombeard
2 days
"Theory of mind" is an innate sense that another person IS a person. That they have thoughts that might be different from your own, that they have their own viewpoint and probably a different philosophy. By interacting with people, we suss out what other people are like; it.
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@CDoombeard
Captain Doombeard
2 days
This explains so much. The reason communists can't understand right-wingers as anything but evil horrible racist beasts is because they don't understand people AS people, but as a sort of inevitable consequence of their environment and circumstances.
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@CDoombeard
Captain Doombeard
3 days
This checks out. I am absolutely a type 2.
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@DrInsensitive
Dr. Insensitive Jerk
3 days
The US population is divided roughly equally between Type 1 and Type 2:. When Type 1 says, "I will be there at 7," they mean, "I will be there at 7." . When Type 2 says, "I will be there at 7," they mean, "At 7, I will decide if I still feel like it. If I do, I will be there at.
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@CDoombeard
Captain Doombeard
4 days
Just gonna repost this, here, right quick. This is the kind of post you print out and frame and hang on your wall.
@esrtweet
Eric S. Raymond
4 days
@Devon_Eriksen_ I haven't heard samples from the other voice actors, but I can certify that @CDoombeard completely knocks it out of the park as the lead character. Has serious talents as an audio and mixing engineer, too.
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@CDoombeard
Captain Doombeard
4 days
RT @CDoombeard: @a_man_in_red Every cycle, the same shit. 98SE -> XP, had to wait for service pack 2. XP -> 7, because Vista was a trash….
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@CDoombeard
Captain Doombeard
5 days
RT @Devon_Eriksen_: As of today, audio mastering for the Theft of Fire audiobook is complete. Thanks to @TenorRichards, @CDoombeard , @ti….
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@CDoombeard
Captain Doombeard
5 days
The way I see it, there are lines a government can cross that are worth the blood and liberty of patriots. Not every issue is so existential that it is worth taking up arms, but this one is.
@sainimatic
Macroblock
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w h a t t h e f u c k is going on in the UK & Australia?.
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@CDoombeard
Captain Doombeard
5 days
Sounds like a great week to go fishing.
@ill_Scholar
Illegitimate Scholar🧭
5 days
So women's period cycles sync up if they're around each other . In hunter-gatherer villages are all the women just on one cycle? . There's just a seven day period where all the men are screwed?.
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@CDoombeard
Captain Doombeard
6 days
CORRECT.
@LemmySmackett
Storyteller Lemmy
6 days
Lemmy's Writing Regimen:.Write 100 vignettes (~500 words). Write two people falling in love. Write two people falling out. Set a story in hell. Set a story in heaven. Set a story at the DMV. Write in every genre. Write a story using only dialogue. Write a story using none. Write.
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@CDoombeard
Captain Doombeard
6 days
I don't know who this woman is, but by God I'd like to track her down and marry her. You bet I'd make her wear that to bed. I would annoy her for hours on end with stories about Sir Thomas Cochrane and Lord Nelson, and then we'd play out Trafalgar in the sheets. .
@cinecitta2030
miss white
6 days
POV your girlfriend is into niche maritime sea captain cosplay
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@CDoombeard
Captain Doombeard
6 days
NO NO NO NO NO. GET OFF THE DECK, GET THE -FUCK- AWAY WHEN A LINE IS RUNNING TIGHT. I have personally come within a quarter inch of fucking dying because of something like this -- STAY AWAY from any line that is going to snap tight. Anchor lines, sheets, halyards, mooring lines.
@LostLeanore
Leanore
6 days
That's one hell of a "bonk".
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@CDoombeard
Captain Doombeard
6 days
RT @planefag: Bro picked up at least 1k followers from this. I have no idea why ~the algo~ currently likes me or how long that'll last but….
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@CDoombeard
Captain Doombeard
6 days
RT @a_man_in_red: @planefag An entire country. no, an entire civilization turned against itself. People disregarding long-time friends a….
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@CDoombeard
Captain Doombeard
6 days
Yeah, this checks out.
@FriFri54321
Free Frika
7 days
is it correct? 🫠
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@CDoombeard
Captain Doombeard
7 days
I am REALLY FUCKING TRYING to NOT BE RACIST but the GOD DAMNED EBT PARASITES are making it REALLY DAMN HARD.
@eurorabbit
Tim Murdock
7 days
Boomerwaffen travels down the EBT rabbit hole all the way to Carnival Cruise Line. 😂
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@CDoombeard
Captain Doombeard
8 days
The Left's cultural hegemony is so unbelievably fragile that ONE hot chick in ONE ad campaign for ONE company absolutely bodied them. Let's keep stacking W's. Let's un-queer Jaguar next. I want to see a hot blonde in jaguar-spotted body paint.
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@ill_Scholar
Illegitimate Scholar🧭
8 days
Is having white people in ads now white supremacy? . Am I missing something?
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