Captain Doombeard
@CDoombeard
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Sea lion. Boat enjoyer. Voice actor for animations, audiobooks, memes. Voice of Devon Eriksen's Theft of Fire. DM me to voice your project!
Joined May 2021
Captain Chronic and the Big Brown Stain There's a tale I tell sometimes, when I have an audience and more than a few beers in me. It happened when I was a young sailor on a tallship called the Lady Washington. The Lady is a reproduction of an American merchant brig that was
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Somebody should look into the guy who ranted about Campbell's ingredients and see if maybe he had some reason to crash the company. I feel like Campbell's probably doesn't have the best ingredients or whatever but probably also isn't unique in this, and doesn't deserve to be
The statements in the recording do not represent Campbell’s views, and the person who made them is no longer with the company. We understand you have questions, learn more here: https://t.co/wzzx4bG8Ac
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Collector hobbies are all like this. Scalpers everywhere, so prices inflate until normal people just walk away. Then the hobby collapses because all the real people are gone and it's just scalpers scamming each other. We need anti-scalping laws.
@GrimmiVT na these are bullshit. When was a psa 10 holo fossil lapras worth 5k. that makes no sense. This is all bullshit, the hobby is fucked. I love pokemon cards but its next to impossible to get cards anymore unless you go for scalper prices, most normal consumers are priced out unless
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Evergreen. Though if this crashout were happening today, it would have something to do with AI generation and stolen content. "The freakin' Pakistani AI slop is just stealing and remixing my jokes, which I stole fair and square from Norm MacDonald, and it's PISSING ME OFF"
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Tim Walz may or may not be a retard, but certainly he does do "retarded" things, almost certainly intentionally, because he is evil. The STAGGERING levels of corruption in his state, which are promoted and defended by him actively, are sure proof of that.
Tim Walz responds to Trump calling him the R word, says he’s normalized bad behavior “Badge of honor..but we both know as an educator for couple decades & as a parent..using that term is just so damaging..we fought 3 decades to get this out of our schools” https://t.co/olD3SUr0fH
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@FlorkOfCows I think one of the things about Meditations that resonated most with me were his doubts. Do the Gods exist? Do they care? Does it matter if men are good or bad, and what does "good" even mean? He didn't have all the answers, and the answers he DID have were imperfect. All he
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This is all well and good, until the Yeti runs on screen and eats your mech.
Since no one wants a first person mech sim I'm going to pivot to making an RTS mech sim instead.
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This guy is really cool. Bought a couple of Klein bottles from him and had a nice back and forth over email. He's a funny, witty guy! I should buy some more bottles from him.
Holy shit this is the same guy that sells Klein bottles that he stores under his house and retrieves using a RC forklift!
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Some cultures are inferior. Inferior cultures will produce inferior people. A bad culture will take a good people and ruin them. The Islamic world used to be the center of culture, mathematics and engineering -- look at them now! It's a tragedy.
Joe Rogan shocked by UK Arab inbreeding statistics, “Strap yourself in for this” - 70% of all Pakistanis are inbred - Half of everyone living in the Arab world are inbred - All inbreds have a 400% increased chance of having an IQ considered mental retardation - BBC
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I just want you to listen to this clip and try to estimate the IQ of the speaker. Either the poor guy is mentally deficient, or he was fighting with himself so much over saying this dumb crap that he couldn't get it out! Which do you think it is?
MS NOW's Ken Dilanian just after 3pm Eastern on the shooting of two National Guard troops in Washington D.C... "[O]f course, you know, there's so much controversy happening in the United States right now with ice, who are also wearing uniforms and wearing masks. And so there's,
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Ok so, the dude's crashout is funny but someone should figure out exactly how much truth there was to his rant. I've got a lot of Campbell's cans in my pantry...
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Yup. I followed this account. I have been snared by the goth chick. You all must shame me for my weakness.
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I WOULD say "oh wow that's nice, the Reddit mods saw sense and changed their ways" but no, no, they're such caustic bitches that they're probably going to sabotage the board or do some other underhanded thing on their way out. Such people cannot admit fault. Not ever.
The moderators of r/art have resigned form their positions after going viral for banning Hayden Clay
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Intellectual honesty is Nazzy-coded now
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I listened to this on repeat a couple of times and realized that I want to have this exact audio playing on a loop through every speaker in the house if I ever have a home invader.
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If you want me to consider this idea, transcribe it onto a scraped animal hide with a cut goose feather, dipped in boiled oak gall. Then have it delivered to my front door by a man on a horse.
The second amendment was about muskets.
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Important and fascinating thread. Four intelligent men, each with subtly different perspectives, disagreeing with each other without rancor. I'm used to disagreements spiraling into hatred and name-calling, but not here.
@charlesmurray Charles. Don't bother protesting. You can't win this one, and I no longer waste the effort trying. I've announced to the world that I no longer give a shit if people tag me as a racist. The reality is that you and I are both classical-liberal individualists (I don't think I'm
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Everyone, I ate Costco’s cookies and hot dog and pepperoni pizza!🥲🤍 I had the hot dog with lots of onions, and it was way bigger than anything I’ve ever seen in a Japanese store, but it was so good it disappeared in a second. So this is the legendary hot dog🌭 I’ve never
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This is how loans work. Borrowed money is expensive money. If you're not paying upfront, you're paying more in the long term. If this really upsets you, check out how home mortgages work! This is why I've tried to stay out of debt. I paid for my (used) car in cash.
An American finances a $111,916 truck and pays $1,898 a month. After 84 payments, the total hits $159,464 — for the SAME truck. He pays $47,548 EXTRA. This isn’t “financing” — it’s legalized robbery.
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Part of leftist insanity is the idea that it is wrong to judge other cultures as lesser or worse than the West. Hell with that. Islamic culture, Indian culture, Chinese culture -- undeniably inferior. I'll never back down on this. Westernize or get out.
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I am... angered. I keep playing the game, and it keeps making me angry. Why am I playing this game? As much as I truly love ARC Raiders, I can't bring myself to give it a good review on Steam. The spawn mechanics are so very terribly broken. The game spawns you late, it can
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