Chief Enjoyment Officer
@CC_KnowsBest
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#ENDSARS 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬
London to Sunny So Cal
Joined February 2010
Free before 11… no money Charlotte Russe… NO SHEIN. Bar lines… no bottle girls. Dance floors… no sections. Green apple Ciroc… no Tito’s. Club photographer… no instagram. Short dresses… no coat.
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Getting your workout done early gives you the freedom to focus on your hobbies after work since fitness is already out of the way. It’s an advantage people don’t understand until they try it, and it really allows you to do more with your day.
Idk man. Waking up at 4 in the morning for gym is a bit performative 😭
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I'm independent but I'm not stupid, if there's a man around,he's gonna do it
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everyone wants a village, but no one wants to be a villager > drive your friends to the airport > go to their party even when you're tired > stop cancelling last minute > host at your place > support the wins & losses it's worth every ounce of effort
Hate to break it to you guys but sometimes you have to do things you don’t like for the sake of having a community. Avoiding consistency with the people in your life is working against us and the data already shows it. If you think connections can be sustained on absence carry on
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Nah, he’s included. Next question.
Do y'all ladies forget you have a father when you insult men in general???
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“We live totally different lives. I don’t have kids, I don’t have to go as hard”- JT
I’m not saying I’m better than you but it’s 07:20 and I installed my wig, sent 6 emails, baked cupcakes, made my kid burgers for school, dropped her off at school and I’m in the office.
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Having hobbies as an adult is wild. You’ll get emotionally demolished at work and then be like “Anyway, I’m off to swimming class at 6:30 pm”
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My mama went on a date tonight..she talking about “did you get his license plate number” girl I’m right here at table 9😭
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Nowadays you have 2.5 business days to eat your produce before it goes bad 🥹
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you try to save a little money and all the sudden there’s a concert, two friends birthdays, an Airbnb cottage weekend, and a vacation to go on
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It’s always some damn dishes to wash. It’s always clothes to wash. FUCK
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sober and serious baby.
unfortunately, i don't need to be drunk in order to send insane text messages
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People starting to use “two things can be true” a lil too freely for me. Sometimes one of them mf things is FALSE.
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i thought we all iron the clothes as we’re about to wear them?😭
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Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl show reminded millions of viewers of something geography never forgot: America is a continent. The United States is just one country in it.
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