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@C0unsel0rX
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Doer of things. Artist, Woodworker, Baker, X Therapist, activist, volunteer, mostly retired prof dom.
A lumber yard or kitchen near
Joined May 2009
can people PLEASE learn how to praise and tease past using the phrase “good boy/girl” like that is BOTTOM TIER LEVEL ONE kink talk and i am so tired of it being the only thing people know how to say. (now, i complain, but i still fall apart when I’m called a good girl so…)
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i love sitting with my car on in packed parking lot. oh u thought i was leaving? nah buddy im eating my sandwich in here
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horrific ball security
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I want to gouge my eyes out every time I see a tiktok of someone “renovating” a gorgeous old tiled bathroom into the most sterile, boring white space ever. if you want a modern house for fucks sake BUY ONE!!!
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leaving a 75% tip on the condition she dumps sauce on me after
PF Chang’s Waitress Arrested In Bellevue After Dumping Sauce On Diners Who Didn’t Tip & Mocked Her Service
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I just do the whole empty closed box w/ a hole routine… I know, I know, it’s cliche… but, ya know… it works.
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Throwback to the time I taught my eldest (whom I adopted from the colonies) to accept British culture
POV: You are teaching your adopted American daughter to accept British culture.
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The Columbus statue at the state capitol in St. Paul Minnesota was removed today by Indigenous people. ❤️
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CNN: Epstein files ABC: Epstein files NBC: Epstein files Fox News:
TUG-OF-WAR: Two rats engaged in a dramatic 3-minute battle over half a bagel at a New York City subway station.
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It’s crazy how they gave her eyebrows and she basically became unrecognisable
Mia Goth at the prosthetic test for her character Claire in Guillermo del Toro’s ‘Frankenstein’.
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Clearly the origin of Locktober…
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Coincidentally, there are men who would pay her to literally and specifically dump sauce on them.
PF Chang’s Waitress Arrested In Bellevue After Dumping Sauce On Diners Who Didn’t Tip & Mocked Her Service
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Man looks like a can of hazy IPA from the worst local brewery on earth
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Food scientists will work magic to make edible novelty products only for the people to react with scorn. “It isn’t natural, this can’t be good for you”. Why can’t we simply accept the miracles of modernity
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I'm glad we live in a timeline where women have equal opportunities to commit terrorism 🫡🫡🫡
3 Swedish girls aged 14, 16 & 17 have been caught by the police after having thrown 3 hand grenades at gang rivals in two different locations. The 14-year-old, who organized the attacks, was recruited online by “Super Mario” from the infamous Foxtrot gang They were paid $4500
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Either we ban AI or we reinstate Panera Suicide Beverages, I just want us to be consistent
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