Me: Do you need to go outside? Dog: Me: Outside? Dog: Me: Do you need to pee? Dog: Me: Go poop? Go outside? Dog: Me: Ugh. Fine. Dog: Me: [gets coffee and gets comfy on couch] Dog: You won’t believe this.

happy folgers incest commercial season to all who celebrate ❤️

"We will call the 12th month of the year 'December'... which means 'tenth month.'"

@DoctorTurtleboy consider keeping a lawyer in the foyer

Showed my daughter-she thought it was a babybel

As we approach the holiday season, do the right thing and give back to protect these vulnerable witnesses

since people have asked us about a filing on a case of much public interest, I will simply report the facts. We filed a motion to dismiss on September 17. The Court assigned a deadline for the prosecution to respond by end of day Monday, October 27. Initially the court

For all of those wondering what happened to the 👑 Attorney Corri Hopkins, aka @Marbury_v_Mad, this is what @DoctorTurtleboy had to say about it on his YouTube Presentation. I really hope she comes back soon because she's doing the Lord's work. On another note, what are they

Kids keep talking about 6-7 wait until yall learn bout 9-5

https://t.co/NPjl3SP8QK

you have a real stadium naming rights opportunity here @pncbank

the andrew formerly known as prince

Accurate and trying to explain the chain to ppl about how you got there and they're just like 🫨

I need this on everything 😩

what kinda Scooby-Doo sht is this

I for one am shocked that NBA employees are gambling. How did they get sucked into that kind of activity? I really hope they address this on the FanDuel Pregame show sponsored by bet365, right before the big game at DraftKings arena

You know what? Make him the detective anyway.

Actual shot (not AI!) of a French detective working the case of the French Crown Jewels that were stolen from the Louvre in a brazen daylight robbery. Somehow he looks like he’s smoking even without a cigarette in his hand, but surely everything you know about life is screaming

Looking at the 2 docs side by side is annoying... I made a spreadsheet. 🔗:

The 2024 indictment against @DoctorTurtleboy has been dismissed by the Norfolk DA's Office. All cases where Lindsey Gaetani was listed as an alleged victim have been dismissed via acquittal and/or dismissal on the notion of the prosecutor.