Burt Blurt
@BurtBlurt
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The less time you have for a bike ride, the more you need one. Materials scientist turned police detective turned bike mechanic, funny how life pans out.
Oxford, England
Joined December 2011
The Fugees "The Score" turned 30 this weekend 😮 https://t.co/xwQLzTHD1W
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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got a knife Get in the fucking van #ValentinesDay2026 #valentines Can't think why Hallmark let me go
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT - Kirby is no longer on commentary #TdeF #TourdeFrance
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‘Weird they don't answer you': Arensman hung out to dry by Brailsford on biggest day of his career
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ASO request reporters to not ask 'non-racing questions' in winner's press conference.
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Am I the only one that finds the "breakaway bus" pseudo team briefing on @tntsports @discoveryplus absolutely toe curlingly excruciating? It's like the worst team building roleplay on a corporate away day. #TourDeFrance2025 #TdeF2025
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Story version of this tweet for those into more than one sentence. https://t.co/yVZsq5IKly
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The Giro slipped away from Isaac Del Toro not in an explosive attack, but in a moment of silence, stillness, and the refusal to fight.
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A very emotional Demi Vollering dedicates her win to those suffering with mental health challenges ❤️
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#AGR25 if only Marty could try some actual commentary rather than just constantly listing riders names (which is displayed on the bloody screen) we might have some idea what's actually happening.
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#ParisRoubaix absolutely amazing advert for tubeless road tyres, this race.
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#ParisRoubaix break established and Kirby on comms = time to hit mute and get some chores done.
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This is truly amazing. The Deputy White House Press Secretary is claiming that I'm wrong, and that the "tariff rates" on Trump's chart were calculated by "literally" measuring every country's tariffs and non-tariff trade barriers. To prove it, he screenshots the formula the USTR
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President Zelensky will meet King Charles at Sandringham tomorrow. A spokesman for the King said the purpose of the meeting was "to annoy the fuck out of that dreadful orange shithead"
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I take back everything negative I've ever said about AI
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