Hang it in the Louvre, there's apparently an opening. #Springboks ##FRAvsRSA #SiyaKolisi

Another robbery in Paris, this time live in front of 82,000 people. #FRAvsRSA #Louvre

France backing up their World Rugby ranking of 5th with a solid choke in a game, at home, which was there for the taking, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory Viva Le Blegh! #Springboks #SAvsFRA

Your announcement as Minister caught everyone by surprise, what's next from here? Aunty Pat :

People are calling you the Minister of Floor Crossing, and saying you lied to GOOD party voters, how do you respond to that? Aunty Pat:

Congratulations! How does it feel to have pulled off one of the biggest surprises ever? #CabinetAnnouncement Aunty Pat:

Mbaks is back, unbelievable. Minister of Pimp My Ride. #CabinetAnnouncement

Helen Zille when she heard Aunty Pat's name called out by Cyril. #CabinetAnnouncement

My neighbor just saw me singing along to Taylor Swift's "Me" in the Dischem queue, so yeah, I have to sell my house and move now.

Why do elephants have big ears? Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.

When you want to make a lekker sandwich but someone put the peanut butter in the fridge.

Honestly my take away from this chart is that donuts are healthier than I thought

Me retweeting all my old tweets onto your timeline.

Love the Counting Crows 😍

https://t.co/AKylE7tltT

I'm this old

One second from every episode of Game of Thrones.

If you've ever wanted to know what it's like being on an acid trip, just pretend that this is you ordering your drink from a barman.

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