🇿🇦 Bumfluffski 🇿🇦
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In my journey as a business coach for content creators, I've uncovered a critical gap that many content creators face – a significant void in understanding the content consumption habits of our local audience. This gap is not just an obstacle; it's a missed opportunity for growth
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Dude South Africa can't lose against New Zealand at the moment 😂😂😂
These homies just beat NZ at SHEEP-SHEARING!
Can we have a power-generation world cup, I want to test something...
There's an update. I am *crying*. 😂 WE BEAT NEW ZEALAND AT SHEEP-SHEARING 🤣🤣🤣
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I actually want to put this into more perspective because the more I think about this, the more disgusting it actually is.
R233 Billion = R233 000 000 000
Education: The average cost of educating a student for one academic year in South Africa is roughly R20,000.
Total Students
South Africa has spent 15 years and R233 billion ($12 billion) on building the Kusile coal-fired power station.
It isn't generating a single kilowatt of electricity.
Steve from Boksburg's R100,000 rooftop solar installation is generating more power.
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@mikailmetz
*Our - sorry, you have to share now 🤣
On the real, please share our pride and love with her. This team has been incredible and your mother set such a great pace and tone for the case being laid out.
Amazing!
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Remember that hoarding essentials will kill more people than Covid19.
Don't be a poes.
#CoronaVirusSA
#Makro
#Checkers
#Woolies
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I'm the proudest dad and husband in the world.
My feet haven't touched the ground since our little guy arrived 6 weeks early, this past Wednesday at 09:56.
Meet Benfluffksi:
Our 2,4kg, 44cm Rainbow Baby 🌈
I have never felt so much love for something I know so little about,
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@jennineak
"And then the kid proceeded to take my nose. He then showed me that it was his thumb... Pure evil"
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@PresidencyZA
@CyrilRamaphosa
You've looted the government hospitals (R150 million Digital Vibes scandal and instances like Tembisa Hospital spending R500,000 on skinny jeans to mention but a few) so now you're opening up your mismanagement to all hospitals to amplify your failures?
Absolutely shameful...
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People always ask me if we have wild animals as pets...
Just because I'm from Africa doesn't make us any different from the rest of the world.
Take this poodle for example.
See... normal!
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I just accidentally said "I love you" when hanging up with the auto shop guy, so I'm just going to leave my car there and buy a new one...
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@cnnbrk
France making history... Literally, making it up.
South Africa's constitution has provided this as a basic human right since 1996?
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@Eskom_SA
But why would you loadshed between 10pm and 5am? What capacity are you saving whilst most people are asleep?
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Duuuuuudes 😭😭😭
I had this comp pinned to claim the daily entries 😂
As promised, I'm going to upgrade my PC with this and gift the remaining/replaced parts to the community 👏
Let's win together!
Thank you to
@GrantHinds
,
@PCBuilderZA
and
@AMDGaming
for this amazing prize!
Amd the winner of the R25,000 gaming PC from
@PCBuilderZA
and
@AMDGaming
is....
@Bumfluffski
! Well done brother!!! Someone from the team that side will be in contact. thank you to everyome who entered, Hopefully we'll be doing more of this with PCBuilder VERY soon...
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I know it's a bday post BUT LOOK AT MY BOY!!! 😍
Happy birthday dad
@Bumfluffski
💙🩵 You are already my hero.
Husband- you are exceptional in every shape, way and form🩶 Happiest of birthdays to you my privilege🙏
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Loadshedding means more time with my boy! 😍
He's 2 months old today!
Such a blessing...
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I want to remind you that depression and anxiety are real.
You don't need to understand it or be able to explain it.
Depression is a neurological condition, it's more than an emotion or "feeling".
The way you feel isn't your fault and you can't just "think more positively" and
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@corklezlaplante
@PecksMetalPicks
Homie isn't used to many things lasting more than 23 seconds...
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@BrentLindeque
@sarstax
collected a staggering R2.7tn in gross tax revenue in the 2022-2023 fiscal year.
That is R2,700,000,000,000.
That's 2,700 BILLIONS or 2,7 million MILLIONS.
I want to just illustrate how much money that is and how much
@MYANC
failed us this past year:
Public
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Yuzziz but I ate shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Day 1 of
@TheStreamerCon
and
@Bumfluffski
is already falling all over it
Wanna see all the chaos and can't be there, go over to
@ComicConAfrica
Twitch page💙
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Update on Benfluffski, he's even cuter than he was yesterday and loves his new beanie from Aunty
@Artemys_Plays
🙌
He's improving and getting stronger, hopefully he'll be home with us before the weekend!
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Good morning from Benfluffski!
SAY IT BACK OTHERWISE HE WON'T NAP TODAY!
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@EnglandRugby
But the only unacceptable behaviour is how you're singling out Bongi with racial accusations even after the findings were non-conclusive i.e. NOTHING HAPPENED THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOUR.
Duolingo has a free plan where you can learn Afrikaans, you should do that before coming
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Quick one for the lighties scouting my profile after calling out a homophobic 17-year-old AGAIN.
Being homophobic isn't funny.
It isn't edgy, it isn't cool, it isn't helping.
You have so much time between your kak thoughts and pressing send to be better.
It's 2022, catch up.
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Remember when apartheid was legal and deeply rooted in the belief of a lot of South Africans?
Just because it's the law doesn't mean it's right.
If you still think that religion and politics should pick who we love then you can unfollow me 👌
Bye 👋
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@iamSivN
The amount of people defending this is absolutely vile...
There doesn't need to be a disclaimer or explanation.
Can white people stop telling black people what they can and can't find offensive and listen to why it is offensive?
There's no way that people are unaware of these
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My Twitch account has been restored!
I am beyond grateful for the swift action taken by
@Twitch
(thank you Mitsuo) and the overwhelming support from all of you during this unexpected situation. Your words of encouragement have been a beacon of positivity during this time and
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Just saying, the world kinda went to shit after these were discontinued...
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12 years ago I tricked this absolute treat,
@Mrs_fluffski
, into dating me...
I can't believe she's put up with my kak for this long but let's all act like she can't do better, I'd like more years please 🤣
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Electricity 👌
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🌟 TIME TO WIN THINGS! 🌟
This is your golden opportunity to get your hands on a Gizzu GPS500 for you and a chom! 🎁
With load-shedding completely destroying any hope of consistency in my mission to do good things, the team over at
@gizzu_za
not only sorted me out but wanted to
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I am absolutely broken.
I never thought about what I'd say if we lost you
@ShazZkL
, it became such a foreign thought because of how much you've soldiered through.
We didn't deserve you but I'm glad we got to spend some time with you.
You can rest now my homie.
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Ja no lekka, glad ShittyPower took over the loadshedding schedule...
Thanks
@CityPowerJhb
, thanks
@Eskom_SA
you absolute poese👌
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Hey homies!
I'm going to be logging out of X/Twitter for the week.
I just got back from therapy and I've realised how damaging people on here, especially this past week and a bit, have been to my mental health.
I don't feel like a nice person right now and I'd like to take some
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DUDES!!!
It's
@GmaxYoda
's time to shine as our Featured Creator this week and I am SO amped up to show this human off.
So much of talent, so much of kindness.
Do the thing, keep this tab pinned for the week:
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I hate this culture of "recording good deeds".
It's sickening that people use people's misfortune for content...
Yuck
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Managed to wrangle all the troops together to surprise
@Mrs_fluffski
for her birthday!
This is what she was greeted by when she came home from work 😂
What an absolute treat it's been to see you achieve so much in this past year, I'm so excited for what's to come in the next 😘
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@HobbyistPlant
Let me paint a better picture.
This is Johannesburg.
Where the city is hidden by its flora.
Why do we need to replant when we can just share space?
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Be careful of people who act like celebrities.
Nobody is too important.
We all poo.
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Just got off a call with a director at one of SA's biggest marketing agencies to pick his brain about bringing more brands into the scene and I've learnt a lot!
Mostly, how big the distance is to making this a regular go-to pool of professionals.
A 🧵:
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My heart is absolutely broken...
I have 2 weeks to try and get my account back up for such an important charity event that
@RushkaGG
,
@AfricanGaming
and I have been working tirelessly towards.
I don't know the basis of the ban, I don't know how the reporting happened but if
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This incredible human inspires me with how easy she has made a difficult pregnancy look.
My hero 😍
Absolutely honoured to be the sidekick on this adventure!
A half baked, baby boy🤰 👶
@Bumfluffski
, thank you for being my personal chef, waiter, food adversion vacuum cleaner, late night snack fetcher, panando dispenser, bone broth convincer, hair holder upper, pillow and bed giver and everything in between 🫡❤️
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Today we get to celebrate my incredible wife on her bday.
My rock, my inspiration, my everything.
I am so proud to call her my wife and so excited for the year ahead with you 😘
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My boy turned 6 months old over the weekend and I just wanted to show him off, that will be all...
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Guess what just arrived 😱😱😱
I get to test out some of the prizes you will be winning in the
#LegionCreate
competition 👏
Thank you to
@rodemics
for the drop, I am SO excited to set all of this up 😍
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Hey, you with the face!
We've managed to get a private venue for a bit of a ComicCon afterparty on Saturday at 6pm.
Burgers and chips R60
Rump Steak and chips R90
Buy any 3 shots and get 2 free
Winston's Pub in Fairlands.
Who is keen?
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Just a friendly reminder that if your partner is a poes then I immediately put you in the same bracket when you stay quiet and don't condemn their actions.
You know what they're doing, you are complicit. Their brand is your brand now 👍
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Why are your insurance premiums so high in South Africa?
South Africa:
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5 years of marriage with this absolute TREAT!
@Mrs_fluffski
thank you for being my biggest supporter and absolute inspiration.
I'm proud of you and love you so, so much!
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My first stream back and I was absolutely obliterated by the generosity of this incredible community 🥲
10,200 bits
211 subs
I watered my beard so much after stream las night.
Thank you to everyone that stopped by to give up a part of your day to make mine 🥲
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Happy anniversary-to-your-23rd bday to the absolute treat that I get to call my wife,
@Mrs_fluffski
!
I am so proud of this human, each year she absolutely dwarfs the achievements of the year before and this next year will be no different.
I love you sausage 😘
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