Kudos to @SarahKSilverman for an excellent Man with Two Brains reference on last night’s #EverybodysInLA. The lack of response front the audience was criminal.

Random gentleman at my remote - you with the radio station? Me - yessir Rgamr - not my favorite but I have it on my presets Me - I’ll take it

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I’m listening to @tmorello’s Whatever it Takes. One of my absolute favorite songs of all time. So underrated.

Ok, hear me out. Next presidential election, a #hotones hosted debate, moderated by @seanseaevans

So are we all just ok with the fact that we’ve been told Jupiter was red and yellow all these years?

You don’t need to know when someone’s birthday is to wish them a happy early or belated birthday. #lifehack

My wife made a career shift and will be starting her first year teaching soon. This is her Amazon Wishlist. If you can buy something, cool. A retweet would be cool, too.

Ok. I’m officially excited for #Clerks3. @ThatKevinSmith, get your skinny behind to Texas so I can give you money to see it and pester you with questions.

It’s 2022. Why can I setup my @SIRIUSXM account online, but if I want to suspend/cancel, I have to call someone?

Hey @McDonalds. I get that store hours vary due to the holiday. Totally understandable. However, it would be nice if those varied hours were reflected in the app. It would also be nice to know before I check in at curbside and get charged for food that’ll never arrive.

Waiting for my air conditioner to break because my home warranty doesn’t have an option for, “it’s making a funny sound.”

I bet Geico had to pay Disney more to license Animal for their commercial than to did to have Ratt.

Does anyone else remember @dominos Artisan pizzas? My wife and I still reminisce about those.

Is it just me, or is the sound on #gmm always super low? #goodmythicalmorning #rhettandlink @Mythical @rhettmc @LinkNeal

Just read about a guy whose real name is Harry Potter and how he was invited to a TV show when the first movie came out. My middle name is Adams, but so far nothing @SamuelAdamsBeer related has come my way.

Sorry @sundayjeff, but @FrankCiampi was right that second time. Once the QB hands off the football in a game of 2 hand touch, the defense doesn’t have to count anymore.

Dear @sonicdrivein, I noticed your app allows one to add as many mix-ins as you want to your Blasts. However, it can only be done on the already selectable menu options. Might I suggest a “Build Your Own” option?

Dear @whataburger, please add grilled cheese to your bread options on the app. Can you imagine a Patty Melt between two grilled cheese instead of just Texas Toast?

Question for @Hasbro: do lumber prices affect Jenga production?