Bryon White and the Sharp Objects
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Damn Quail. Solo artist. Hatchet Maestro and Knife Commander. Booking: [email protected] #ritjitsu #RedDirtSuccess #SkinnerIsLaw
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Joined November 2015
I’m playing at the Farmer’s Market in OKC tonight. Opener starts at 7pm, I’ll play around 8pm. Rock and rollerskates.
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Oklahoma City people! I’m playing a solo show at a real rad venue at the Farmer’s Market in #OKC on Wednesday Oct. 4th! It’s been a bit since I’ve had a gig around these parts so come say hi and enjoy some @thedamnquails songs and some new solo tunes! https://t.co/RN2H1B0SWv
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Join us for an unforgettable night with Bryon White, where you'll experience an evening filled with laughter, music, and incredible stories.
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It’s hilarious that all these dumbasses are saying the guy wrote a song that “resonates with most people” (using almost that exact phrase in every tweet, which is totally normal) Dudes, a song that resonates with most people would be titled I Want to Eat a Hot Dog at a Bar.
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You’re telling me I wasted nearly two hours of my goddamn life watching that “You got served!” movie when all I really had to do to grasp the concept was read this tweet‽ I hereby doff all of Mumford and Sons’ stupid hats to you, sir.
My father wrote “Take This Job and Shove It,” you fucking moron. He doesn’t listen to Lucky Charms Mumford and Sons on a 4k GoPro parked 400 yards down a dirt road they drove an hour to get to.
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Tomorrow night (4/30) myself and my sister @misskierston will be playing a set at @LolasSaloon for a benefit for our good buddy @johncalvinabney in #fortworth
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Event in Fort Worth, TX by Jessi England and 4 others on Sunday, April 30 2023
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There’s racist assholes and outright fascists in the McCurtain County Sheriff’s Department‽ Well no shit, Sherlock. 50 bucks says NOTHING HAPPENS TO THEM. Remember the hidden camera in the Carter County jail? Same shit, different day, ZERO consequences. Welcome to #Oklahoma
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🤷 Anyway, stream Dan Reeder https://t.co/rWfrgOWjiK
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Dan Reeder · Dan Reeder · Song · 2004
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There’s a lot of great music out today. Including a new song from Dan Reeder, who is a true 1 of 1 “Fun Campfire Song” https://t.co/4CptqpKUrA
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It’s nice when you get pulled over to “have a conversation” about the length of time your blinker is supposed to stay on whilst passing. Simple math proves you’re a liar and just fishing for anything to try and arrest me. Eat shit you fascist fuck.
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Johnny says he’s bound by only six strings to this world.
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What’s your favorite question to ask to make people engage with your social media accounts‽
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