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@BrunoHirschkoff

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Greymuzzle ElkDad™. Furry since 02. 🇦🇺 aegosexual pervert. I make bawdy stories and art. Metalhead. Trans/queer/kink positive. 38. 🔞

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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
11 months
Here's a near-enough-to-complete list of all the places you can find me these days! Much easier than trying to snag links in location bars and usernames. :3 I'm spreading myself thin, so most of my art WIPs and such will go into the Telegram channel.
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
1 year
Remembering a time many years ago when a crow died and fell onto my driveway. Their family were gathered and calling. I moved the deceased to a peaceful place under a tree and laid a flower beside them. Several times over the next few weeks I found a flower on my doorstep.
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
1 year
@MeowcuryMaws It's moments like that which truly convinced me of the stupidity of humans thinking we're the only intelligent species on this planet. The fact that a crow can recognise, understand and emulate a cultural practice of another species altogether is astonishing.
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
1 year
Going to mute this soon so I don't lose notifications from my usual little niche of weirdos. I... don't have anything to promote, so... happy new year I suppose. Be kind to each other. And definitely, definitely be kind to animals, or I'll set my crows upon you.
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
1 year
...how do you mute a tweet. *squinting through spectacles* Mm. Ahh, there it is. I've never had to do that before.
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
7 years
@2187Cosplay @hayleyyjay @ChristieGolden Not if they’re fleeing a wildfire they won’t. Trust me, I’m a deer.
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
5 months
@deathbybadger @SkeletalNoises Agreed! Bog-flopping is a perfectly acceptable form of entertainment if you happen to be a Faerie, a bog witch, hobgoblin or will-o'-wisp. But brazen young lads who've not left a bowl of milk in their fields in their lives? Reckless. Most reckless.
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
2 years
Does this count as fanart? Probably. Dieter is a BIG fan of Rue. Just an idea I started around Christmas last year, which I only just coloured up. I’m so rusty with drawing in general, but I think you get the gist ;D Rue, and the art on Dieter’s laptop, by @MinusculeTask
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
7 years
@jenniferliny @asusbtw @2187Cosplay @hayleyyjay @ChristieGolden Oh boy! Miss Georgia 2017 saw my tweet?! Be still my clattering hooves!
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
7 years
Being in rut and single leads to some oddly instinctive behaviour at times... beautiful new art of Bruno by !
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
3 years
Three out of five dragons have it, do you? There is no way I could resist making at least one Lighter Dong Awareness Month drawing of Dieter and Kristian. Don’t worry, Dieter! It happens! #LDAM #LighterDongAwarenessMonth #LDAM2021 @bgnnightmode
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
7 years
Poor Gerald's popped a boner in the locker room, and big brother Bruno's having a laugh at his expense! Amazing art by @LittleFreakles ! <333
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Bruno Hirschkoff
4 years
*NSFW/WS/Exhibitionism* Just another silly doodle in the “increasing desperation and humiliation” column of No Nut November. Extremely twinky donkey guy from the gym/pool seems to be enjoying the fact that Bruno can’t even get it to go down to piss.
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
4 years
@f__ern @TraaaashPanda Does ace-spec/aro/stag-dad count as queer? I'm 34 and sitting like a demented starfish hurts, haha.
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
2 years
@NaughtyNijiTime @fluffbyte Exactly this! For me, the hardest part of the journey was actually defining 'sexual attraction' in other people's experiences to identify how my brain works by comparison. I can find people 'hot' but expressing an urge to Do Things was always an acquired behaviour.
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
1 year
@ImFoxxo Nicely done! If you're of a mind to do so, take a look on YT for Orangina ads; they ran a huge variety of anthro animal-based ads for many years!
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
4 years
@brushykb Yeah this is actually the most wholesome thing I’ve seen on this website in a long-ass time.
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
1 year
Finally found some motivation to start shading the fruitcake! Kristian lost his pants again. It was a nice idea while it lasted, I suppose.
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
7 years
"Oh gosh, gee, you caught me memeing. How bout dat." Lookit this amazing raffle piece @Ursso_ did for me of Bruno! I think he needs a hug.
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
4 years
Have you contemplated stag dick today? If not, allow me to just...
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
4 years
So uhm. I don’t wanna soapbox about something I have no say in, but I’m seeing that a LOT of extremely high-caliber, long-standing artists are being targeted/directly impacted by this particular thing lately. So if I may, I want to draw a comparison of sorts. Thread:
@DanzaDragon
Danza ‏🇬🇧🎨💦 ➡️ CFZ
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Did some new furry site ban feral art or something? Why am I getting DMs from people suddenly asking why am I drawing feral dragons and talking about cancelling or outing me???? The fandom needs to stop trying so hard to pander to normies.
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
3 years
@empath_tastic @himbobiwan THIS. Holy shit this. Ace characters, when they are occasionally represented, are portrayed as traumatised or broken or miserable and it's just...??? WhAt?
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
5 months
@ShilohBat Breasting boobily down the stairs? :D
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
2 months
Owner vs Sona? Hm. Sure.
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@HemlockBou
ᨒ↟ Hemlock Bou ↟ᨒ
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Owner vs. Sona time!? I love these 🩵
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
5 years
So you’re in the locker room at the pool after a swim, and you notice your local friendly hunky stag-dad sitting on a bench gazing right at you and... oh, hello... What do you do?
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
3 years
Okay but what if... NSFW #4444skin #4444skinday
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
4 years
So to celebrate 4/4, have some horse foreskin, courtesy of Digby Wheatfield and his juicy prepuce. There’s a boner version too, but I haven’t coloured that one yet XD #4444skin
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
7 years
@jenniferliny @asusbtw @2187Cosplay @hayleyyjay @ChristieGolden I was gonna offer to take you on a date but honestly I have no idea what deer actually do on dates... Haha! Thanks for not freaking out :3
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
1 year
Decided to start colouring up the fruitcake tonight :3
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
4 years
Oops, his undies fell off! Don’t worry, it’s only precum! Hrrrrng.
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
1 year
@duskiglow The way you portray 'horny;' leg-shaking, blushy, hand stuffed down the pants levels of urgency, is absolutely adorable. And relatable. (It uh... doesn't slow down after you stop being a teenager (sorry))
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
6 years
“Been a hot minute since I posted a saucy picture, so why not? Guess this is one of those mee-mee things you younguns are so fixated with these days.”
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
3 years
Vibes of @SigmaWuff in a locker room full of dads :9
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
7 years
"Oh boy, look at us! We get our own twitter profile?! Rad!" -Dieter & Kristian -12yo twins, Bruno's biological nephews -Double trouble!!
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
5 months
A gift for a very dear friend of mine, of his mustang Shelby being awkwardly flirted at by my roe doe lass Reyan. @Sixty9Mustang
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
2 years
I GOT THE JOB Y'ALL I ACTUALLY GOT THE JOB Pardon me while I step into the other room to howl, sob and hyperventilate
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
1 year
Kept working up Kristian, the Antlered Semen Suppository. Now with a reduced incidence of pants!
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
3 months
I am COOKIN. Look at this absolute sloppy little shithead, he’s just effortlessly hot.
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
5 months
I had the absolute pleasure of having Dieter and Kristian drawn by the iconic @ShamerliArt this week. I love this so much, thank you!!
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
11 months
Characters who, instead of oozing precum, sprinkle and spritz it all over out of sheer excitement.
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
2 years
I'm incapable of leaving a ref sheet alone. Another little update. Slightly reworked pelt markings, new personality blurbs, hoof print colour palette, 'handwritten' names. Kristian was probably writing with his pencil between his buttcheeks or something, because he's Like That.
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
1 year
In your professional opinion, is this too much dickprint to be tagged SFW? (Yes I'm still fiddling with this piece, ofc)
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
6 years
The more I see of you the more I’m convinced that you literally are some kind of corporeal spirit of earth.
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
4 years
So I just stumbled across #FlaredFriday , so to lighten the mood a little here's Jack the mule doing his best stallion impersonation. Plap!
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Bruno Hirschkoff
2 months
Oh my GOSH look! @hibbary this is so beautiful, absolutely nailed it! Thank you so much.
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@hibbary
hibbary
2 months
Gonna do another round of warm-up sketches. Twenty-five dollas each. Drop your ref below if you want one.
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
1 year
I'm once again thinking about 🍑him🍑.
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
4 years
No Nut November, Day 15... Poor Bruno. >:3
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
2 years
I'm sorry to hear this. Reading blogs/journals hosted or boosted by AZE from people whose experiences mirrored my own incredibly closely was my asexual awakening. You can't be what you can't see, and AZE and similar pages are hugely important.
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aze will be closing its twitter account in the near future. apologies for the many notifications. just trying to make as many followers aware as possible that aze is moving to youtube before this account is closed.
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
8 years
*explosive nosebleed* Art by Xennos (inkbunny)
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
9 months
ElkDad in lingerie! Full version on my telly gram doohickey. See pinned twoot for a link to the link!
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
1 year
Okay but hear me out here. Character with a bladder-sized prostate, so that every couple hours they're obliged to piss out half a pint of precum.
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@BrunoHirschkoff
Bruno Hirschkoff
4 years
Normalise touching junk while cuddling, with no obligation to escalate to S E C K S
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