Another day another let’s go Dodgers post

thankful for my big fat butt

Making filet mignon bc turkey is not my thing

Missing my tan lines a lot already

oh my god, it’s so juicy! 🍗

He’s lost but I’ll take it

Jeez how did this even happen naturally

😊

what’s the opposite of bottomless mimosas

Twitter makes so much more sense when you realize that half the MAGA accounts are just run by Eastern European troll farms that are trying to ragebait liberals while barely understanding anything about American politics or culture in the first place.

I lost him a year ago today and I miss him so much. I hope he’s with my Kirby somewhere

A whole lot of cheekage

My catfish has more subscribers than me on YouTube

Working on my throne account, I wonder if people will appreciate all my stupid crème brûlée puns https://t.co/ovsSTz0GQT

https://t.co/ykhZ7XiUhb

Credit - @BruleeKim

The Substance (2024)

My really cool neighbor from Germany asked what I do for a living and I panicked and said social media marketing Do you think she knows

Republicans can't seem to decipher Epstein's emails, so @jonstewart does it for them

I love cuties but I sure do always pick the bad bag

Football head