We used to believe that God was our judge. We now believe in Rupert Murdoch. It’s not been a happy swap.

Look, I know it’s a little thing in the grand scheme, but — ⁦every @superdrug⁩ pharmacy now offers recycling points for medicine blister packs, which otherwise end up in landfill in their millions. Bag them up, take them in every month or two. Easy. Pls RT/spread the word.

📞"How come Northern Ireland has access to the single market and the rest of the country doesn't?🇬🇧" "This is the EU jealous of Brexit and punishing us for it, while Woke King Charles stands and smiles!😡" Colin from Portsmouth wants the rest of Britain to have what NI has.

Lovely letter from Thames Water saying they’re putting up their prices by 11.7%, cos they can. Luckily all of our income has gone up by 11.7%. Right? …Might change to a competitor, like Mersey Water, or Thames Juice. Ah. Can’t change. OK, take whatever £ you decide. Seems fair.

It's REPAYMENT DAY at Lendwithcare! Our favourite day of the month, and the perfect opportunity to support an entrepreneur like Alimatu! Make a loan today 👉 https://t.co/QKq0nKWmI9

💥 the Gambling White Paper is finally nearing publication, with “key battlegrounds” identified here as policies we’ve been campaigning on since before the process started The government must not waste the opportunity of this review to deliver big reforms

I'm supporting @whichuk's #AffordableFoodForAll campaign. We want supermarkets to take further action on the availability of affordable products, clear pricing and more offers for those in need. Sign the petition if you agree.

Look back and thank God. Look forward and trust God. Look around and serve God. Look up and seek God. #goodbye2022 #HappyNewYear2023 ⁠

THREAD: Here's a handy list of Tory MPs who said Boris Johnson had to go in July and are now saying he should be PM. It's been quite the journey for some...

When Huw Edwards gets home, do you reckon he can't stop narrating. "The fridge there, of course... a great thing for keeping liquid cold, as it has done for many years. The milk, a favourite of her late majesty, now... into my tea. A real atmosphere in the kitchen here tonight."

The Archbishop of Canterbury had a word for the autocrats & dictators in Westminster Abbey: ‘People of loving service are rare… Leaders of loving service are still rarer…Those who serve will be loved & remembered when those who cling to power & privileges are long forgotten.’

lest we forget...

I have just lent to Rose in Malawi on @lendwithcare. #Makealoanchangealife https://t.co/5kgv837cOc Great what a difference a small amount of money - not even a gift just a loan - can make to people throughout the world. This is a super organisation.

My first ever go - Wordle 225 4/6 - I think I might play again.. 🙂 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

My toilet is twinned with ‘Latrine No 21300’ in the Central African Republic! Not sure what to get that significant other for Christmas this year? Twin their toilet! https://t.co/AkFklVxR0H @toilettwinning #WorldToiletDay

'I'm urging all MPs with two jobs to get a third, booster job, to see them through Christmas' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Subscribe to my weekly newsletter to receive my unseen cartoons: https://t.co/wpjwxrtQ6J

Beautiful.. brings back many happy memories.

Richard Ratcliffe has been on hunger strike for 11 days. This evening MPs and peers from all parties joined Richard to amplify his call for the government to do all it can to secure Nazanin's release. #FreeNazanin @FreeNazanin

I just lent to Wellars in Rwanda on @lendwithcare. #Makealoanchangealife

They are not ‘smart’ or ‘safe’. When I broke down on the ‘smart’ section of the M6 in the pouring rain, it was one of the scariest experiences of my life!