Bruce Assman
@BruceAssman
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Retired ironworker local 263 Fort Worth, Texas. righteous family man, state champion ‘87, formerly 18 months smoke free, firearms enthusiast, dope survivor
Manasquan, NJ
Joined July 2011
Sorry boys, going to have to take it easy tonight. Doctor’s orders
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Biggest print available tm. Shiniest frame. Living room wall.
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I WATCHED THE KNICKS WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP IN MY LIFETIME I COULD DIE HAPPY NOW
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“You big fat fuck, that’s how you hit somebody” followed by a no-helmet headbutt and “I’ll kill you”. What a menace. NFL needs more roided out freaks.
Arguably the craziest mic’d up moment EVER. #Texans LB Brian Cushing headbutted a #Browns player without his helmet on. Just watching it gives me a headache 😬 https://t.co/HrwPr5Cdx4
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The LSU message boards have a member camped out at the local Baton Rouge airport IN BUSHES and Camo, and actually got a picture of Lane Kiffin dressed in a disguise de-planning in Baton Rouge. WOW. If I am Ol Miss I am kicking Kiffin out at this point. Also, CFB rules.
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I’m seriously going to have to call the development office at 9AM tomorrow to figure out what exactly my donation dollars are going to
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Well, I dropped the depth charges onto him. Give him my regards.
@DrChrisParry @chodpollard @BeaverWestminst My father was the commander submarine S21 ARA Santa Fe. I know the storie. Bozo? More respect please.
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Bar Owner just came up to me with the Remotes and asked which game I want on each TV…
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I thought this was AI at first. I love this team
The Knicks started giving their Defensive Player of the Game a hard hat & timbs 😭 OG on Wednesday & Clarkson tonight 🔥 (via @nyknicks)
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😂😂😂😂😂 this is facts
“Yo, there might be a slight chance at maybe getting an offensive rebound there.” Josh Hart:
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The local Jersey Mikes manager now greets me by my first name and knows my order already. Not sure how I feel about that.
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ADAM GASE SKIPPING HIS FAMILIES THANKSGIVING DINNER TO PREPARE FOR A WINLESS BENGALS TEAM AND THEN GETTING OUR DOORS BLOWN OFF PART 2
#Jets HC Aaron Glenn says he doesn’t want to give the #Bengals a competitive advantage, so he’s not revealing whether Justin Fields or Tyrod Taylor will start on Sunday. (🎥 @snyjets) https://t.co/p9O2Uvpobk
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Joined the ring of honor at my local watering hole. Finally hung my license plate in the rafters after totaling my car for my 3rd DWI after leaving the joint
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@hotbillymma There’s a good joke in here- something like “how ass is Jake moody” and then this picture of his sister. I’ll workshop it and get back to u guys
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@JoeyJaws76 In some countries you’d be hanged for drinking $192 of Millers
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Down the shore with the boys and they had to get me an uber home from the bar. Grabbing my keys and heading back over to personally shake all their hands and thank them for getting me home safe. Feels rude not to.
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