New young arm went 3, solid start until he got shelled in the 3rd. Long reliever threw a solid 5, had to bring in the foreigner with the heat to close it up. W on game 1 for the day, doubleheader starts shortly. Vibes are high in the clubhouse. MLB record 1 hr 58 min game

Just burned $400 in the Vegas airport like it was nothing. I’ve never wanted to kill myself more.

If you voted for Biden you should be obligated to work today. Even if you are not otherwise employed

I want to make one of these when I retire.

#shrinkme

#heisman

“Yeah dude pull up it’s poppin”

Can we start deporting people who only use benches to set stuff on at the gym.

Gonna drink domestics, enjoy the weather and listen to country music from last century

$2 beers for happy hour that’ll do

Ex wife is recently single. I think I’ll probably text her after 2-14 Michelobs.

Went to sleep 4 hours ago, absolute last place I’d wanna be is in line at the dmv and that’s exactly where I am. I think I’m still gonna be drunk for my id picture.

Woke up today to mom saying I “tied one on” last night. God forbid a white boy stay up with his old man and his friends and learn life lessons. Anyways back to the scheduled program today day drinking

Need to find a psycho chick that drives a Chevy Malibu. They are the best.

Just lost $160 playing online blackjack sitting around the fire. Happy Friday to me i guess fucking hell.

Anyone mind if this white boy speaks a little Mexicali?

Drinking Georgia moonshine around the fire. Can’t beat it

Never kill yourself.

Let’s not forget about our fallen patriots this weekend.

I know the devil exists because he just made me split 8’s three times and double one hand only for the dealer to pull a 4 card 19.