Eng. Karis | MSC | π°πͺ
@Briankariu
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a broke guy trying to make his fortunes in this life
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined December 2009
Imma do this for someone real soon
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Weekend has began. I have been avoiding alcohol for the last 5 months. Leo nimeslide kidogo.
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People forget how WB pushed Kenya almost to the verge of collapse in the late 90s. WB was soo powerful then, that they even appointed an entire cabinet, the so called "dream team" Kibaki pulled us out of that trap. 2 decades later, we are back like we never left
The World Bank urges Kenya to raise taxes like VAT and excise duty to pay supplier debts, which reached Sh526 billion in June 2025.
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Building a nuclear plant in Kenya is both ambitious and never going to happen. First, cost is too high Second, the world powers will never trust Kenya with nuclear technology Third, we have not even exhausted geothermal (we are limiting it so that diesel plants can get business)
Governor James Orengo: Siaya residents will get cheaper electricity than the rest of the country once the nuclear power plant is complete. Governor Orengo addresses concerns over safety and more. #FixingTheNationNTV @nationfmke @ericlatiff @mariambishar @officialjmbugua
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Back in the day huyu dem alikuwa ameweza ajabu. I think at some point alitoa hadi porn. She's a very good story teller. I was hooked listening to her tell her story. Anyway Robert ni mtu buralefakin sana.
You gotta give it to Robert Burale. He knows his craft
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If I tell you that the Nairobi Nakuru highway was also initiated around the same time, but Ruto cancelled the contract immediately he came into power, will you believe me?
Dualing the Nairobi-Nakuru Highway was more important than the KenolβMarua highway.
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And I also want to know. Why do most coastarian nighas have fantasies of raping and finger fuckin their fellow men? Is it something most of them experience growing up? Ama closeted gays ni wengi huko?
@Briankariu Ushauri..... hakikisha unatembea na hiki mfukoni usije ukatiwa dole bila mafuta. Wewe usinifunze kazi. Fika Wavuvi leo au weka location yako ulipo sasa uhudumiwe. Dole nakutia leo
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Muelewe hii ni twitter. We are here to have fun and make banter. Mtu anakasirika too much over a tweet? You don't even know me but unataka kuja kunitandika vibaya sana πππ Usichukue what we say here seriously.
@Briankariu Halafu naishi hapa. Nawezashuka hapo Wavuvi nikakutandika vibaya sana wewe maskini with funds bila character.
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The customer is right is not just an ethos, it's what has made businesses succeed Mindset that "customer will waste your time" or "customer is wrong" will kill your business. I am a repeat customer of businesses that treated me with utmost respect, and I feel value for my money
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Nimeenda hivi narudi. It's been too cold lately.
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I asked an interior designer if she can come and see how to improve my living space. She quoted me 6,500kes just to come, survey and give me a quotation for my living space. I finished that conversation there. Businesses are moving mad out here.
I text your business on WhatsApp, your employee is taking 10+ minutes to even give me a quote, mwingine ananiambia eti we deliver only hadi TRM, na customer ndio analipa delivery. Watu wancheza na biashara za watu huku
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The darkest era in Kenyan history. Kuongea vibaya ulikuwa unakujiwa the following day. So so so many people disappeared, never to be seen again. Moi did not deserve a state funeral. We should have thrown his corpse in the forest, and stricken his name from every history book
Torotich Daniel Arap Moi had people composing praise songs for him every few weeks. Fella had Kenyans snitching on their relatives for no rewards. π Aligenya na maisha ilisonga. Life goes on. A few weeks of mourning na mambo inaendelea. No individual is bigger than a country.
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Wamatangi anajua Kiambu women ama anawaskianga tu? Kiambu women brought former governor Kabogo low over a msygonistic statement he made. And Kikuyu's neither forgive, nor forget. 2027 si mbali
Goons disrupt peaceful protest by Kiambu women over doctorsβ crisis.
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The lie that's told here about 2007. 2007 was planned. There would have been violence no matter who won the election. Intel dating 6 months to the election had flagged the violence, govt just failed to act
2007 Presidential elections results; Kibaki- 4.58 Million Raila- 4.53 Million Kalonzo- 800,000 votes. If Kibaki & Kalonzo had stuck together, theyβd still have defeated Pentagon led by Raila & Ruto. The margin would have been huge enough to avoid the bloodshed that ensued.
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This works against us so much. International travellers originating from NBO will have above average scrutiny. That means random searches at airports. If you have ever seen what Nigerians go through at European airports, give Kenya 4 more years at this rate
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Those are 18 arteons! Afadhali nikuwe na fleet ya arteons πππ
2024 Nissan GT-R R35 Premium Edition Import stock from Japanπ―π΅ Price: KES 36,199,999/= Enquiries:π0796943616 Shipping: 45-60 Days Website: https://t.co/9sP0nodDaK FEATURES; βMileage: 0kms βGrade: 5A βEngine: 3.8L Twin-Turbocharged V6 βPower: 565 hp//633 Nm torque
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Kuna jamaa aligombana sana na watu wa ploti after his boxer disappeared from the hanging lines. Hadi akatishia kwenda Kathozweini ndio mwizi ajitokezee. Kumbe ngombe ilikuwa inatumia kama taxin πππ
Recently In samburu we Performed a Rumenotomy procedure removing approximately 6 kgs of foreign bodies from this Cow! Nets, ropes, clothes including Boxerπ© wah
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