Just saw a guy hit a cop car in reverse, forget his car was in reverse and hit him again

If anyone wants to know how to make their own flavored vape juice let me know #fuckjayinslee

@Brianislion

I quit my job today 😃😃😃

I'm doing Ayahuasca for the first time tonight ☕

I made $413 at the farmers market this weekend! 😎

Now introducing our very first products! Catch us at the Summer Solstice Night Market at Magnuson Park 🔥🔥 @ Magnuson Park Market

About to see laser Bowie at the Pacific science center

Theater is the jazz of visual art

Nothing more awkward than only kind of knowing the person standing next to you on the bus

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Just got my first tattoo :)

Tech billionaires who donate biggest % of wealth to charity. After Bill Gates it’s a disaster. 1 Bill Gates 46% 2 Michael Dell 9% 3 Carlos Slim 6% 4 Sergey Brin 5% 5 Ma Huateng 4% 6 Larry Page 3% 7 Mark Zuckerberg 2.4% 8 Larry Ellison 2.1% 9 Jeff Bezos 1.9% -@businessinsider

We’re playing in Everett today at the Black Lab Gallery with @badoptics_ and @WEEPWAVE (it’s their record release show) This is a small venue, it will be packed and it’ll be our best performance yet. Just sayin 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷‍♀️ #buoyantflow

Solutions nearly always come from the direction you least expect, which means there's no point trying to look in that direction because it won't be coming from there. DOUGLAS ADAMS

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Our past is a watercolor in the rain

Definitely had the weirdest conversation of my life last night but it was good and we're all better off because of it