SophistiRatchet
@BrandiIman
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Your favourite estie bestie! I’m Here for laughs & to occasionally drop gems
Barbados
Joined August 2019
You keep reading the text but you aren’t getting the message!
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I can never fathom how some1 that doesn’t even know you or specifically talking to you yet SOMEHOW y’all be miserable about EVERY THING they do? If you don’t like their content just block or ignore them? Good Lordt, nuff of wunna so miserable yuh
Pharmacistbae posted on Instagram that he’s done… He looks and sounds so defeated. It’s actually quite sad that something he’s been doing that brings him joy is now something that bothers people so much.
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Tiredtttttt 😭
I'm tired of seeing this man and yall know who I'm talking about
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THEE Song of the season for sure (and possibly even the year)!
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😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Me at the drive thru when no one greets me after being there for a couple minutes
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Ready for a new car and smaller boobs. I’m tired of both 😫
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Bongo Hill was always this funny? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that’s the second vid dat now mek my eyes water yuh
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I hope that guy that cleaned up last night at Rosa and was dancing up real bad get paid extra sweet yuh haha he was working but that man had a timeee you hear me ? 😆
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Brighton’s Farmers Market burst before 8 yuh 😭 good luck to anyone else going. The traffic and space is stink
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I now laugh from a good place 😭🤣
Diddy killed Biggie, Tupac, Kim Porter, Princess Diana, Errol Barrow and my cousin. Very sick individual.
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I like reliable men. It’s a trait I value a lot. When you say you’re going to do something…do it. Be a man of your word. Be on time, be sharp!
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IF A WOMAN ACTS LIKE A CHILD IN A RELATIONSHIP, IT MEANS SHE’S WITH A MAN. IF SHE ACTS LIKE A MOM, SHE’S WITH A BOY. AND IF SHE HAS TO ACT LIKE A MAN - SHE’S DATING A GUY WITH NOTHING TO OFFER.
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the disrespect at the end was so loud that the memories held no value
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My father once told me the secret to a happy marriage. “Stay out of the kitchen. Let her handle the holidays.” I was 19. He was in his recliner. My mother was cooking for 14 people. She’d been up since 5 AM. He’d been up since the football pregame. I didn’t think anything
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Joseph was betrayed by family, forgotten by people, and still elevated by God. Your destiny does not need anyone’s permission.
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Referee Newsam does give out cards like Oprah used to give out gifts during the holidays boy 😭 His arms should be super toned putting them up in the air so often lol lol
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You don't need to point out someone's acne, teeth, dark circles, hair, or weight. trust me, they already know. Just be kind and let it go.
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