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Caribbean. I make amazing burgers. Pornstar Martini Chancellor. Soca is life. Nap Queen. Don’t take (most of) my tweets seriously.
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Y’all have until 23:59:59 tonight to round up and end your Will Smith and Chris Rock discussions. We not talking about this tomorrow
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Let 👏🏽 People 👏🏽 off 👏🏽 the 👏🏽 train 👏🏽 first 👏🏽 before 👏🏽 boarding 👏🏽 you 👏🏽 dumb 👏🏽 c*nt 👏🏽
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Nah but why was Wayne purple please???
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The West Indian in me is finding that North is in big people business a little too much.
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You people will put your bags on the floor of trains & buses, go home and then put the same bag(s) on your duvet/pillows…
You will then come on here asking for the best skincare products to help fight your acne and ringworm. You need antibiotics and sense, CeraVe won’t help!
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6am. Shoreditch high street. 22nd June 2021.
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We need to start punching people who think it’s okay to cough and sneeze in public without covering their mouths!
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My Nigerian 🇳🇬 colleague’s commentating is hilarious 🤣
Southwark station/Blackfriars road closed in all directions due to “Big Wahala” 🤣
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Tomorrow marks 3 years since the Grenfell Tower Fire. It literally feels like yesterday...
The residents still haven’t received justice, with many yet to be permanently rehoused.
And the government still want us to believe that only 72 people died?
#ForeverInOurHearts
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Please Nominated Jimi for a Pride of Britain award. Takes one minute.
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Our thoughts are with folajimi olubunmi-adewole who sadly lost his life at the weekend after attempting to rescue a lady from the River Thames. His heroic actions are a sign of true bravery and his selflessness is inspiring to us all. RIP Jimi
#Ourprideofbritain
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This might be the most beautiful bodywear I’ve seen to-date! Full coverage and beautiful as ever!
(THIS is what we mean by full coverage costume)
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Respectfully, you see when the weather in London hit 40/41 °C last year?
Yeah, that needs to NEVER happen again.
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This man on BBC news just said his mortgage repayments have gone up from £250p/m to £1,400+ p/m!? 😳
Mi rass.
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Everyone needs to follow ‘KnowYourCaribbean’ on Instagram. Everyone.
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I’m sure many people HAD savings. But with the covid pandemic lasting 3 years, followed by the cost of living crisis, those savings have depleted. Let us use common sense instead of condemning people for not having savings…
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If you start your journey with your PHYSICAL contactless card (for example), and end your journey with the same card but on your Apple Pay (or whatever you android weirdos use) you will be charged the MAXIUM fare TWICE.
The end! Have a great day!
Guys pls get an Oyster Card and set up auto top up 😭😭😭 - contactless is not it!
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Notting Hill Carnival has outgrown the Notting Hill area. A larger route is needed.
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Now that Spotify is available in the Caribbean, I hope the streaming of Soca music and other Caribbean genres increases dramatically!
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Ok, I’ve given in. Here is me and fupa. Looking beautiful as ever. 💙
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London Underground/TfL are recruiting for Customer Service Assistants!
Apply here:
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But when the Right Honourable Sir Jeremy Corbyn warned us 5 years ago, everyone told him to shut up!!!
FYI the UK is starting to head the same way
People are being billed for medication and hospital care, it happened to family! They refused to pay and it went away, but they’re testing the waters.
The free NHS is in private hands. Next step, payment.
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“Courses that are usually £1000 + are reduced to £10 at the moment as part of a government upskilling scheme if anyone wishes to better themselves”
Share/RT
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Trinidad Carnival Dates for 2025: Monday 3rd & Tuesday 4th March 2025. ✨
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A party with 2 hours straight of Vybz Kartel? Starting with war/gunman tune into Gyal tune? Yes please.
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My brother died yesterday and I don’t even know how to feel or think. I know we aren’t meant to live forever, but I can’t wrap my head around him being gone so suddenly…
Please keep my family in your prayers. RIP 🕊️💔
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You stay deh. Chop up some onion, add some pepper, fry 2 egg and two slice of hard-dough bread and I ain’t eating again until the evening.
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Flights to Barbados 6th - 20th April 2023 (Hand Luggage only)
Tui > £289
Virgin > £1553
British Airways > £1768
The price difference is eye-watering 😩
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Took my first steps today since my accident on Monday. I honestly thought I wouldn’t walk again!
Thank you to God and all my friends and family for supporting and praying for me. 🤍
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I cannot believe my ears!
Due to the pandemic and the government having stopped transport grants some years ago, TfL have proposed the following cuts to projects:
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No but my dad really ended up at Jam J’Ouvert. Why they never stop him at the door and say no old people allowed. 🤣♥️
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@_TashAmor
Test Kim? She testing me!
But you’re right, they’ve allowed it, and as she gets older it will continue to progress and won’t be ‘cute’ any more. They will try to silence her 🙃
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Everyday I am reminded that not having children is maybe not such a bad idea after all! 😅
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London Underground are recruiting again! This time they are looking for friendly, reliable and helpful people to become ‘Revenue Control Officers’.
Retweet to help someone out.
Apply here:
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Be safe out there y’all. As the tweet below states, we share spaces with these people. Stay woke and stay alert. Free Palestine ❤️🇵🇸
They’re so hateful. Like I said in my tweet earlier, these are people you commute with/share offices with etc. it’s so scary that THIS is what they get up to on the weekend & THIS is how they really feel. So I get why hybrid working is so necessary. THESE ARE PEOPLES COLLEAGUES
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PSA ⚠️
Refrain from whining on police officers this year at Notting Hill Carnival (& any subsequent carnival)! The way they have treated - & still are treating - black people is disgusting.
Lest we forget Child Q, Bibaa Henry & Nicole Smallman, Olivia, Julian Cole and so forth!
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Keep your brats at home then!
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I have no problem paying for all inclusive events. I love them. But when I’m paying my GOOD money, I really do not want to hear that the food has run out/Come back in 30mins. I also do not want to spend half of my day waiting in a queue for food/drinks when I should be enjoying!
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So I should have a baby young so I can do TikTok videos with them? Give us a break please.
After Hilary Swank gave birth to twins at 48, journalist Lucy Cavendish has called on women to stop having babies in their 40s.
Is it time for women to consider having kids younger?
Lucy Baker and Esther Falana share their differing opinions.
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Caribbean culture is way too accessible in this country. That’s why these gargoyles feel comfortable disrespecting it.
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Spotify need to find a way to allow DJs to put mixes on there. So every time their mixes get played they get paid.
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I know we are officially experiencing a drought, but I’m gonna need it to NOT rain for Notting Hill Carnival.
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“Good Morning babe. Today’s going to be a busy one but I’ll check in with you this evening. Have a great day!” Could have solved this…
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Night Tube Services will return to the Jubilee Line on the evening of Saturday 21st May 2022!
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I think we need to give people some grace and stop being so harsh/judgemental…
Some people are not concerned about their retirement, because they are stressing about how they are going to pay their rent that’s due next week. The cost of living crisis is real.
Opting out of your pension schemes and no life insurance. Genuinely worried about how financially stupid some of you are
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Love that… But I’m guessing there are no black-run soca and/or dancehall events in the UK?
Such a shame 😗
From hip-hop and R&B to Amapiano and Afro-house, these Black-run UK parties have got you fully covered 🎉
FULL LIST:
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Hang on a second.
You recently just expressed on tv that you had your own battle with depression and suicide. But here you are “standing by” someone who berated Meghan and made disparaging comments in regards to her mental health and battle with suicide?
Are you okay?
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@piersmorgan
I am with you. I stand by you. People forget that you’re paid for your opinion and that you’re just speaking your truth.
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But carnival is carnival. It doesn’t matter where it happens. It’s a celebration of West Indian culture. So why should it be watered down when it comes to the UK? We have welcomed you into our space, respect our culture for the 2 days out of the 365 that there are, or don’t come?
@IGoBySJ
If this was any island carnival I would 100% agree with you. Nothing but soca should be played. But Notting hill has people from every where around the world. 5 mins of Afro beat in a country where every 1/3 people are from An African country. What harm does that do ?
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And your houses are made out of the first 5 pages of the second amendment. If you so much as sneeze your house is level with the ground. So who is the joke really on?
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This Summer our Eventbrite ticket wallets shall be full to the brim, in Jesus name.
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I’m gonna need Usher Raymond to put on his fucking skates and skate across that English Channel, into Wembley Stadium. Wtf you doing in France?!
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What is it about covering your mouth when sneezing/coughing/yawning that you FERAL animals find hard to understand??
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Ah so miss ma’am found herself in another costume this year, after disrespecting the culture last year? Interesting. 😗
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@Lavish247_
Mate. She jumped on the train shouting and spitting at my man and telling him to suck his mum and how he’s wotless and should go back Gambia. And how his dad had 3 side-chicks 😅
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Saying Jamaican food reminds you of poverty but ending up in a carnival costume years later is wild. But ok!
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If you Can’t pronounce “J’ouvert” correctly, you should be turned away at the gate.
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There’s not been an official statement that Notting Hill Carnival 2020 has been cancelled. 🗣🗣🗣🗣
However anyone with sense would know that it is unlikely to happen!
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If Marcel takes back di Dutty Gyal then that’s his business tbh.
Some of your boyfriends have procreated with your best friend! Yet you took him back and now you’re purchasing blue rose petals to spread over a bed at your nearest Travelodge. Behaveeeee
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SPECIAL SHOUT out to every single one of our Granparents, Mothers, Fathers, Aunties and Uncles etc that came from the Caribbean and travelled for weeks on end on the Windrush to REBUILD the UK.
And to the UK Government, we say FUCK YOU. We’ll NEVER forgive you.
#SittingInLimbo
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Taking pictures of strangers on public transport is such a weird thing to do and one of my biggest fears.
Someone saw me on the train yesterday and took a pic of my outfit. Turns out we have a mutual friend, who sent it to me lol
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What is the reason behind having influencers on your truck? I don’t understand lol
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12) No new elephant and castle station
13) No Crossrail 2
14) No Bakerloo Line Extension into south-east London!
London is doomed y’all.
Investment is key for a city the size of London!
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raving is getting boring now. I wanna do other things like:
• bowling
• go-karting
• rock climbing
• comedy shows
• cinema/going out to eat
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when you're giving him the wickest whine and you look back to see if he's still alive..
http://t.co/McyF2GmMdD
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As a soca and dancehall lover, I agree it is very hard to have a spontaneous night out in London. Nights out for us require strategic planning.
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The funny thing is, if the same said person became famous & completely disowned their WI heritage, you’d be the 1st to call them a sell out!
Anyway, in today’s lesson we will be discussing the difference between nationality and ethnicity! Pls turn your books to page 9!
Met a girl with a strong British accent & when someone asked where she was from she said she was Jamaican & Guyanese. So i asked her where’s her accent from & she said she was born & raised in the UK. Her dad (that she’s never met) is Jamaican & she’s also never been there…
😒😒
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If you say you’re coming somewhere and then you no longer want to go/can no longer make it, it’s common courtesy to make the person who originally invited you aware.
Just saying ♥️
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Bring back Percy Ingle’s NOW. Hands down the best bakery the UK had.
@GreggsOfficial
could NEVER!
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Considering the fact that suicide is the biggest killer of men under the age of 45, this is outright disgusting.
Forcing depressed people into work is inhumane.
'If you're feeling depressed...It doesn't mean that we should assume you can't work.'
PM Rishi Sunak outlines his five key welfare reforms.
'The first is that we should be more ambitious in assessing people's potential for work'
📺 Sky 501 and YouTube
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Flight Prices for Trinidad Carnival 2024 (British Airways) LGW > POS incl. 23KG luggage
04/02 - 15/02 = £659
04/02 - 18/02 = £642
04/02 - 20/02 = £620
06/02 - 15/02 = £643
06/02/ - 18/02 = £627
06/02 - 20/02 = £605
08/02 - 15/02 = £659
08/02 - 18/02 = £642
08/02 - 20/02 = £620
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British Airways are wicked for that stunt they have just pulled on Community fares for flights to the Caribbean. I really hope Virgin doesn’t follow suit…
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I feel really sorry for business owners who are being told with less than 48 hours notice they need to shut up shop - AGAIN.
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Some of you are acting as if TUI is like Ryanair. Can we be guided please?
Flights to Barbados 6th - 20th April 2023 (Hand Luggage only)
Tui > £289
Virgin > £1553
British Airways > £1768
The price difference is eye-watering 😩
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