Moody Bastard
@Boss__Tha
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Scouser by birth. Moody by choice. Grumpier than being stuck behind a learner when you’re leggin’ it home for the match. #LFC #YNWA 🔴 Block first, ask later.
Straight outta Walton
Joined June 2015
I block first and ask later. If your profile pic’s a silhouette, your opinions don’t matter you’re gone before your Pot Noodle’s even cooled. And if you’re scrolling through my profile trying to build an argument, especially from a faceless burner, don’t cry when you get blocked
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Live scenes: Isak just givin’ Jackson a lift to the training ground before leggin’ it. One in, one out standard procedure at Sports Direct FC.
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€53m from the Saudis? For Núñez? That’s like sellin’ a Rolex in a pawn shop while they’re throwin’ gold bars at you. Fookin’ daylight robbery. 😳.
🚨🇸🇦 Understand the contract for Darwin Núñez at Al Hilal will be valid until June 2028, three years. Darwin opened doors to Hilal last week, contract details are being sorted. Once done, will be here-we-go. Liverpool will received €53m plus add-ons, as exclusively revealed.
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Newcastle trying to convince players to come to ST James’s Park.
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Imagine gettin ya walls plastered and walkin in with a cuppa lad’s standin there TikTokin like he’s auditionin’ for Love Island: . We used to ride into battle and build empires now we’ve got fellas grindin’ on spirit levels. Ffs. 🫣
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Driving to North Wales today for work nice little run, only downside is dodgin’ all these Lycra lizards who think they’re in the fookin’ Tour de France. Seen less camel toes in Dubai. And that was just the fellas. 🚴.
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Just had a chippy, inhaled half the menu, and now I’m laid here like a burst settee… feel like I’ve swallowed the fookin fryer.
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Me and me bird stridin into the chippy like it’s a Michelin star orderin the whole board like it’s our last meal.
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Me when she says ‘I couldn’t be arsed cookin’ chippy it is’. Vibes instantly go from zero to salt & pepper sui mai, ribs, and crispy chilli beef with a can of Fanta. 👊🏼
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RT @SlowSportsNews: SKY SOURCES:🚨 Liverpool have agreed a fee with Newcastle United for striker Andy Carroll.
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This wind picks up any more and our wheelie bin���s off to do a speed awareness course he’s already halfway to Bootle doin’ 40 in a 20!.
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Mad how @ScottGShore thinks he’s winning a spat with me, just ‘cause he managed to string a few words together without crying. Your club’s won one trophy in 70 years, lad and shouting “whopper” doesn’t make you Mourinho. You didn’t school anyone. You just reminded us you peaked.
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Sometimes life knocks you down, so you jump back up and go, “Fook you, life!”.Then it smacks you again just to remind you who’s boss. Do you stay down?.Do you shite. You get back up and punch it square in the fookin’ face. 👊🏼.
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One tweet and I’ve got an army of Geordie whoppers foaming at the mouth like I pissed in their Newcastle Brown Ale. 🍺.Me phone’s been vibrating like a 2006 Nokia on speed all because I took the piss out of Newcastle. Can’t be arsed replying to any of you dickheads I’ve only got
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Geordies used to be sound now they’re strutting round like Saudi royalty with Greggs crumbs on their tops. 😂.One trophy in 70 years and they act like they invented football. Cringe levels through the roof. 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 .#NUFC #WhoppersUnited.
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Surely this dickhead can’t be serious and is just craving attention… what a whopper. 🤡.
That’s what I thought Man Utd fans and Liverpool fans! Awfully quiet tonight! . Sit back. Cry more. And shut the f*ck up. Newcastle have owned both your tiny clubs in a matter of hours!.
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