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Won Big Brother didn’t get invited back for all star, suspended off Geordie Shore, sacked by the sun, shopping in pound land live in me mams spare room, beat that 😎
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If your missing some one, if you think a mate needs a hug, if you see a partner needs a kiss. Don’t wait Til it’s too late, tell them tell everyone you love them x
Tragic
#LoveIsland
star Sophie Gradon's boyfriend found dead weeks after the reality star's death
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I just want to announce that I am probably a dad too. probably. congrats bro love ya x
SO SO SO excited to eventually be able to tell you all this... I AM GOING TO BE A DAD... WE ARE HAVING A BABY...
@Emma_mcvey_
😱❤️👶🏼👫
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Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness must have only had about a fiver
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I FUCKING LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU'S ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Vickys jaw is Puaaa bootin off on
@imacelebrity
its swingin faster than
@TigerWoods
f**kin 9iron🏌
#slazenger
#ImACeleb
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If your doing your GCSE’s today don’t worry people
On every application I ever had I put 7A’s 4B’s and a C and never once had to prove that I actually had them
So don’t get stressed do your best and remember your best is always good enough
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Don’t worry about your results today, you can always reach ur goals
I failed all my A-Levles and look at me, I’ve had 7 supercars, luxury homes, first class flights, models & actresses my bed
Obviously now im on the bus to Asda for a shop but never give up 😝❤️👊🏼
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Imagine being on Ex on the beach and flipping when your EX turns up... maaaaaddddddddd thaaaaa
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If you have had Protien pancakes on pancake day please go in the corner and have a word with yourself
Cheers X
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It’s now acceptable to use fuck it it’s christmas
Do you wanna have a few drinks. Ye fuck it it’s Xmas
Shall we have that 2nd desert. Ye fuck it it’s Xmas
Do you want to have this threesome. Ye fuck it it’s Xmas
#jinglebollox
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Girls go into a bar showing a bit of side boob and get free drinks, I go in showing a bit of side cock and get kicked out and fucking barred
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Let's not forget
Mohammed from Pakistan who can operate on a kidney isn't stealing jobs from local 19 year old Ben with 2 GCSE's & an NVQ
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Have you even been on a Reality show if you don't sell charcoal toothpaste on your instagram though
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"Anyone doing lifts?"
Aye, the local taxi rank ya fucking sausage.
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I'm not famous bro.. I shag girls and get pissed on mtv. I'm happy being a nobody driving my 6 figure car in my 4 figure shoes 🙌🏻
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Good job I'm not on Love Island. All the girls would be stepping forward for abit of turbo dick 😈
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Girls keep being queen bitches. Slay everyday and don't let the world bring you down ❤️
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I've made a lot of mistakes in my life but at least I've never got a fucking tribal tattoo.
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The best entertainer this country has ever seen 💔
Sir Bruce Forsyth, veteran entertainer and star of British TV, dies aged 89
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If McGregor wins tonight ile send a photo of my willy to everyone who retweets this
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I wouldn’t use this in the U.K... just saying like
Mariah Carey's fanbase mobilized the hashtag
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Just filled car up and some bird was checking me out. Pulled it out bang on £40 so she knows my pullout game is strong as fuck.
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How the fuck do people just go out for one drink
Asking for a mate
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If I had a time machine I'd probably just keep going back to fucking bed like.
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Snapchat need to bring top friends back still, was loads better when we knew who was shagging who like.
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In honour of
@hughhefner
I’m gonna shag my Monday to sunday girlfriends all in one day today
Wearing a red robe
RIP Hef ❤️🐰
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"He's 36 month old"
3 then? Just say your kid is fucking 3 you twat.
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If your mum watched this she would have wished she swallowed and not sat on it
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All arsenal fans, This is worse than finding out your dad shagged your mums sister and your cousin is your brother..
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"Why isn't it the weekend yet? 😩"
Probably because it's Tuesday ya daft cunt.
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Just dropped a bird off after shagging her. Turns out she had a boyfriend. Had to pretend to be a fucking uber taxi.
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"On this day" on Facebook just reminds you how much of a fucking gimp you used to be.
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"Why aren't I out tonight? 😩"
Probably because you've stayed in you fucking daft cunt.
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After the UK voting Malin out I can honestly say I trust the UK to make the right decision on the Brexit tomorrow 😂😁😂😁😂
#LoveIsland
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So
@Apple
if you hold your iphoneX up to your birds face when she's asleep will it unlock? Asking for a mate
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It's with a sad heart that I announce that I have left Geordie Shore
I will be announcing my NEW TV show in the next few days xxx
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Whoever this kids parents are need arresting and kid taken into care as this is a fucking disgrace
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So tragic to hear....David guest you will always be in my thoughts & my heart it was a pleasure knowing you! Rest in peace mate 💙😔
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Just been kicked out of subway for showing them another footlong they should add to the menu.
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RT IF YOU THINK ROXANNE IS A FAKE TWAT
Like if you agree
Tag a mate so they can follow and repeat
#CBB
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