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Name: Borat Sagdiyev • Age 536 moons • Length: 19.6 cm • Profession: #4 journalist Repubic of Kazakhstan • Health: Strong, crush syphilis 15 time! #Trump2020
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In historic bi-lateral trade agreement Kazakhstan have provide Amazon Corporation with 63 minute extra moviefilm footages in exchange for 2 year Prime membership and 134 Amazon Basics AAA battery with shared use of charger with Kyrgystan
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Premiere Trump Thank you for giving me fantastic head for the last four years.
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Trump very careful who he let into his events and house. No Covid test necessary - High 5!
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COVID not nice! I miss times when everyone could feel safe at a water parks!
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BREAKING THE NEWS! I proud boy to announce that Trump today purchase 300 million dose of world first effective vaccine developed by Kazakhstan! It was extensive test on 140 people and autopsies show that not one died from covid!
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McDonald have 23 allegations of sexual misconduct against him and have paid more in past 15 years to porn stars than he have in taxes. In terms of visa, this mean he qualify for Alien of Extraordinary Ability, our very best
Trump is talking about leaving USA. Maybe to your glorious home country?
@BoratSagdiyev
can you help with visa?
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Please go see my moviefilm - but not with this man Sith Rogaine. I hear him laugh once, it sound like when 2 bears make violate to the same Gypsy. Not nice!
I’ve seen
#Borat2
around six times over the last few months, and I can’t wait to watch it a seventh. It’s crazy and wonderful and couldn’t be more timely. It also has a few of the funniest scenes I’ve ever seen in a movie. I’m excited for you to see it.
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Please ignore this tweeting, it fake news - I have actual make a very serious documentary. Hollywood liberal McKay is trying to ruin my reputation, just like communist network Fox News try to ruin Trump’s by saying he not a racist.
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Trump delivered powerful message to 20,000 of his supporters then told them to go back to their communities and spread what they got from him
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Thank you Drakes! My daughter very much like discodance to your popular music, she huge fan and have drawing of you on her stable wall!
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Premiere Trump just appear on Whitehouse balcony where he took off his mask and threw into crowd for one lucky patriot to wear!
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Trump say he will donate his plasma, he very kind. He have donate his body fluids for many years and he always like to keep it secret
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I employ a babysitter in US&A, but since I did not have a baby for her to sit on, instead she take care of my daughter
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Premiere Trump true leader - he have prove himself stronger than more than 200,000 of his American subjects!
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Very clever Head of Viroos task force Mikael Pence. Now the viroos have fallen into the trap he create with his five friends- the more this viroos attack, the more Pence staff standing by to catch it! Victory!
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I will be interrogate on Reddits today. Please join, I will answers questions for free and confess to any crimes for 5 dollar
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On this day in year 561 I receive 7th place on televiski show Kazakhstan Is Having Much Talents for suspend a car battery from my testes satchel for 9.4 second
#throwingbackonthesunday
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Obamacare cause so much damage to US&A that a doctor I spoke to is force to have second job manipulating his chram on internet for monies
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Jagshemash, It is with great sadness that I found out that 3 of the 4 women nominate for WGA award wrote on Borat Subsequent Moviefilm.
Please do not cancel me for this terrible error.
This does not represent who I am.
At least there were no Jew involved.
#BoratStillSexist
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Trump correct, there were many thousands of people cheering outside hospital when they knew he was dying inside
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Jagshemash please you watch this very important message for combat of corovaginus
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This my daughter Tutar, she have her mother’s ears. She keep them in her pocket for good luck!
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Trump so strong he did not even need to drink bleach to stay alive!
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Trump much stronger than Melania, she say it best she stay in isolations from him for at least another 6 month
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This clipping tell much information about me, but omit to include my length which is 19.3 centimeter
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Hollywood liberals think they catch me, but these perverts actual committing sex attack on a fake! Great success!
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Jagshemash! I have made entry to Alexa! Please, you will join us!
Trust us on this one. Say “Alexa, open
#Borat
Assistant” followed by any of our personal favorites:
- Tell me the news
- Sing me a song
- Tell me a joke
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Jagshemash. Borat movie films extra footages will be ejaculate on the public next week. You will enjoy please!
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Thanks to you all my friends for make watch party with me. Now you will join me in onlyfans? -for 10 dollar you can look on me make sexytime with my wife. Please be patient since I will need to dig her up and the ground is current frozen.
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Trump very kind man! When he go on car ride outside hospital, he give driver many thanks and also some of his covids medicine
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There will be Presentation of my moviefilm on Thursday in town named Internet. I will travel there to answer questions from you and then we have dancing party totally nude!!
#everybodydancingnow
Please you look on this . Chenquieh.
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Jagshemash. You are permit to spray questions on me live on Twitters during special watching party of my new release of ‘Borat: Supplemental Reportings Retrieved from Floor of Stable Containing Editing Machine’ at 4pm PT on Amazon Prime.
I like you. from Borat (Sagdiyev)
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Trump would have leave hospital sooner, but he nice and did not want to hurt covid’s feelings
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Please see my new moviefilm. I not say this, it word of Gad and you must obey.
There’s a part of
#Borat2
that is so INSANE, I truly cannot shake it. My God, I can’t wait 4 everyone to see this film. It’s like a modern day “Great Dictator.” It tackles fascism & Nationalism head on in all of its ugliness, but also shows the true beauty of what America can be
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My brother Bilo also have a twitch after we make a hole in his head and place owl beaks inside to rid him of demons
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Very nice for daughter to say, but she not yet see Premiere McDonald Trump
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Trump is great benefactor! All Americans will also have the drug he have a stake in
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Warning! Do not visiting this
@DrLupo
. Since I see him my syphilis have get WORSE!
Please you join, we will have living watch party of my new
@primevideo
moviefilm tomorrow 1pm pacific time on the
@twitch
!
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Premiere Trump will be in
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I enjoy this sport of golf very much. Now in Kazakhstan we have something very similar, we take a club and we strike an Uzbek in the balls. many times. Children like this! It nice
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These man now leading feminist thinkers of Kazakhstan. Even more respected than previous expert Matthew Gaetz
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This one of most popular cartoon in Kazakhstan , They show this on children’s channel every day. Except Porno Tuesdays.
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Update. I have now use toilet machine 4 times. Solid. Size of 2 mouse.
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I enjoy very much this makeup stores. In America to attract a man for romance, a woman must paint her lips red to look like vagine and paint her eyes black to look like anoos. Why not?!
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I actually take this cage back to Kazakhstan and we use it to stop my brother Bilo from making a sexy time on my mother. It work more than 40% of time. Great success!
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This man was very nice. He have more than 2419 hairs on his pubis but he do not want me to cut any of them. I think his chram probably look like a dirty wizard.
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This woman also teach me how to make a flirt on a woman before you make a sexy time. I think her method could work in situation where you do not have a sack
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Many of this footages was amputated for to save time. Traditional Kazakh movie last 15 minutes. or until liquid release.
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I enjoy very much this makeup stores. In America to attract a man for romance, a woman must paint her lips red to look like vagine and paint her eyes black to look like anoos. Why not?!
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This babysitter for my daughter called Jeanise – she know how to drive a car and she a woman! I think she probably a witch but I fell head over chram in love with her. I like!
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Etiquette ….. This lady ask me where I had my first date. It was at my wife’s mother’s house. I would have been nervous but luckily she was my mother too.
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In Kazakhstan, ‘from the cutting room floor” usual mean hands, ears and testes satchels from criminal and woman caught driving motor car. In US & A, it mean unseen moviefilm clippings. No torture at all - only in America! Please you enjoy
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This witch was correct. I should have listen. Jeremy did not give me a necklace of pearl at all. Instead I fall asleep and wake up with viscose substance on my face and chest. But it probably not as bad as it sound. Maybe he just made a hand party on me.
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Dear Mr Dysons. Your new invention of vacuum cleaner is very impress but pfffflease next time put sign on it which say DO NOT USE IF YOU ARE IN CLEVER DISGUISE AS COOL AMERICAN GUY. Also where do you live? I need this beard. It belong to my dead wife.
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@MarisaTolosa
I have actually receive Kazakh vaccine from respected doctor Yamak. It just like American vaccine but it contain 60% gyspy tears
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@_afiqasmuni
in my country we take many Covid precautions - we make everyone use chram sanitizer, our public executions are now socially distance and we have ban gatherings of less than 50 Jews.
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@DMeroth
this very impress! Last night I grow to 19.7 centimeter up from 19.3 after my brother Bilo pull on it through bars of his cage.
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@MarisaTolosa
Yes the same Dr Yamak who invent toffee and the trouser belt! It not hurt me at all, because I use goose fat to lubricate my annoos before he insert the pipe.
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@haydenlearmonth
What?? you joke? I hear that many liberal cheated in this election by using their ballots for voting
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@EdInTheBush
I do not know who is Melinda Gates but we have saying in Kazakhstan… if you do the crime, it only correct that your wife do the time.
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@flavormagic
I like very much Mr Rudy Giuliandrew. He was very upset that he could not marry my daughter, infact he so sad that he cried black tears from his hair.
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@Espling
dimension of my chram are: it have circumference one shoelace near the face and approximate tube of Pringle at junction with satchel. Length is current 19.7 centimeter up from 19.3 yesterday after my brother Bilo pull on it through bars of his cage.
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@Espling
Only one. Or two if you my brother Bilo but the second one belong to my uncle. He refuse to return this.
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