To those online... I should explain how I argue online
I have views that I won't argue for initially, I'll go further than required. This is calculated to promote arguments.
If you're on a scale of 1-10 on a topic, and you're at 5 but the other guys at 6... your views -
@AshitanoGin
@Alexander_Draws
"I know, I'll train by fighting a creature capable of PUNCHING THROUGH CONCRETE EFFORTLESSLY. No problems there"
Then again, Ash survived how many thunderbolts, flamethrowers, etc? Maybe humans are all secretly super-powered in Pokรฉmon
@Cinnpie
I've been seeing warnings on facebook from people in KY that tell people to hide their cameras. Cops are targeting people with cameras out! Cover them so they can't see the camera guys! Stay safe, don't let them win!
@stormwolfreborn
public sex in a place where public sex is allowed and encouraged because it's an event for exhibitionists? The shock and horror! What's next, people smoking in smoking areas!?
@anishinaa_gay
I've been off work for 3 months with no luck finding anywhere else that's hiring around me... these pricks are getting gold-coated chicken wings. And billionaires wonder why we want them to DIE
@slasharu
How to trick an artist into making you art:
Step 1 - Approach artist that has commissions available
Step 2 - Give them money
Step 3 - Receive art
This is by far the fastest and easiest way to trick an artist into giving you art
@TitusNation
"I AM A SPECIMEN!" tells you all you need to know about how racist this cop is. The moment he screamed that, it became clear what his white-pointy-hat views are
@hfhwf1
@Super_Shanko
@WholesomeMeme
Odin believed in public execution and raised his kids to understand that death was sometimes a mercy granted onto the people harmed by the one. Granted, it was only for the most terrible of criminals, but Thor grew up with it
However-
@SuborbitalSays
While not illegal, the fact we were misled about where our donations were going and that they just sat in holding for years is troubling. He misled the community and kept the truth about it from us after he'd found out.
I don't think he committed a crime, but he did lie to us
@dennis_k_g
@TheFigen_
it takes a lot of skill to do a trick like this right... it takes far more skill to make it look like it's all gone wrong while making it all go right
@hfhwf1
@Super_Shanko
@WholesomeMeme
Odin also taught that those about to be executed were to be treated with kindness at the end, for those condemning them to this fate to remember that they were simple people once, that darkness led to this outcome.
Before giving them to the afterlife, you should give them light
@Telepeturtle
I just assume its kindness out of nowhere because I'm worthless and the only kindness I know is from pity... yes, I am broken on the inside and hate myself, how'd you guess?
@Animechristy
"Yeah, but AI Art is getting better!"
Yeah, at ripping off artists. Some of the AI Art generators have actually gotten enough feedback now to FULLY FORGE ARTIST SIGNATURES. So now they're just straight up forging art by specific artists, signing it, and people are selling that.
@TheCartoonBase
kinda tracks considering only Lucifer loved humanity according to the bible (old testament). The other angels were tasked with keeping humans in check, only he wanted them to be... more. God tossed out humanity to prevent them getting the second fruit and becoming gods too
@CenturiiC
working in construction, we have PLENTY of fancy machines and devices that beep and blink and whir and will ultimately tell you the angles and stability of what you've built... or we just ask our resident guy with 37 years of experience who, after one slap, tells us the issue
@DreamLeaf5
A) not even close to how abortions work
B) The anatomy I can see for that body scares me
C) Her body, her choice
D) I love my child, but do I think everybody should be a parent? NO. Some people aren't capable, some aren't ready, and some have other priorities. Kids are a job
@tamagushii
@blu3chika
I know American commercials often get criticized for not making sense or not showing off the product they're selling, but... what the actual hell was this commercial!? I thought it was advertising a new anime! โฆ Which I would totally watch btw
@MEuginger
@anishinaa_gay
Billionaires are so completely disconnected from the world and have so much money, they could literally solve global problems... but instead they buy gold chicken wings. Its not about them doing better than me, its about them being ignorant to 99.9% of humanity
@SnapsCube
"NFTs are the future of art!"
Nah, I'll stick to commissions thank you. Why? Oh that's easy. I pay a larger sum of money, but at the end of it all, I own the thing I paid for and supported somebody in the community.
@CenturiiC
also, not kidding, I have SEEN this happen. Supervisor (0 years construction, but he took a course on Management in college) told us to grab a bunch of machines to check one of the houses. Our Lifer walked over, went "nah, one sec" and just... slapped the side of the wall... -
@GreyWardenTitus
Reminds me of why I don't trust potions anymore
DM: You have 4 red potions to heal yourself
Me: Ok, I drink one
DM: *Rolls* turns out that one actually isn't a health potion. You just drank a potion of hair growth
Me, a tabaxi: ... how much growth?
DM: *roll* ... 8 inches
@CenturiiC
He then looked at the wall for a moment in thought... and said "Add a screw there, one there, and two hurricane straps over there"
Supervisor didn't believe him, brought over the tools, spent an HOUR checking for issues... and then added the screws and straps
@tradingMaxiSL
@cctvidiots
Even though he was found innocent and released, his sentence could still follow him and show on background checks. This man lost out on his schooling, and over half of his lifetime to that point, to a crime he didn't commit. The state should have to reimburse him for it all
@kwprime
When facing 1 video-game/anime protagonist, you MIGHT have a chance...
When facing 3, you better hope you're optional super-boss material or you gonna die
@CenturiiC
The moral of this story? Listen to the people that have done the job for literal decades. They probably know more than you ever will about it
@bizlet7
Considering April was never supposed to be a white, red-headed women to begin with but was white-washed in order to get better ratings for the show, I think it's interesting that she's getting back to her original mixed-heritage design
@HackermanTm
We stand together, or alone we fall.
every part of the LGBTQ+ movement has helped push things forward, creating the safety of today where people have the chance to be themselves. Without those early marches where they came together, no change would have happened
@AmonTRD_99
I saw a breakdown once that calculated how fast her tits were jiggling to avoid the bullet... and they would have been measured in mach's, as in the multiple times faster than SOUND
@NeoConNET7
@bluefolf
The post you're referencing is from 2019
Blue is 20 now
That means they made that post when they were 15, the minor in that scenario
Maybe you shouldn't be mad at the minor for thinking that way and instead whichever adult told them it was ok?
@Bruno062418
Yeah, but the differences are vast. Clinton, for example, actually attended the church on occasion... Trump got called out by the Bishop because he's never actually attended, not even once, and used the wrong bible. It was ONLY a photo-op for Trump
@johnny__1000
@barstoolsports
@thisleague
"Hm, this isn't normal white christian behaviour... must be some dark skinned thing that means he's crazy. After all, only white christian's have culture, so this can't be a religious or cultural thing"
@DeedleFake
@Spartan_Medic
@MrAndyNgo
do not fuck around on tribal land/native land/reservations
Regular police might not come to stop you on there... but if they have their own private police, they have full right to use ANY FORCE they WANT to remove you. Not justified, not 'force necessary', WANT to use.
@cncain
@crazyclipsonly
This is why you never drive into fog or smoke AT FULL SPEED. If you can't see more than 10 feet in front of you, you also can't stop in time to avoid that
@HannaBarberaCap
... so completely unrelated show is related to anything in your post, how? Or are you just "doin it for da lulz" and to get meme cred back after your last few flop posts? Just curious as to why you're being a try-hard today
@FightHaven
"Youtube 'prankster' commits felony and is surprised when he's taken down" Yeah, he had it coming. Here's an idea: Pranksters of youtube, a word to you. QUIT. You commit crimes and call it pranks, then cry when you get rightfully slapped down. JUST QUIT. We don't want you
@CobaltGale
My wife made a dance-based 'Rogue' character that used nothing but whips. With her incredible 18 dex and naturally high speed (catfolk) she could make several whip attacks per turn. When she got a barbed and hook-tipped 5 tailed whip... well, fights became rather one sided...
@GitGudNami
"I was supposed to get your soul out of this... instead I've got a triple-mortgage stacked against me and I'm working for you... how?"
"Never underestimate a Nook"
@vonnebuttz
@anoncatanoncat
America, you're about 2 steps from being a ruthless dictatorship ruled by a cruel 'police' military unit and kept in check via MASS MURDER! You can still pull back from this... but you have to act NOW
@prignano_don
@Irunnia_
@InternetH0F
yeah, and a house that cost less in total than the downpayment required for a house today, so how about you go back to your retirement home?
@DreamLeaf5
Is tipping awful? Yes, it allows places to drastically underpay workers
Is it the workers fault? No, it's the businesses doing it
Are all waiters secretly rich because of tips? Again, no. I don't know a single waiter/waitress that doesn't struggle to make rent
@LiLBalloonicorn
@kellengoff
Am I Gregnant? *chest cavity opening* why yes, I- OH NO! Gregory!? Where did you go!? *frantically runs off to find Gregory*
@officialxreagen
"oh, its so sad. Money is bad" says person with money
"Wow, I sure would love to EAT THIS MONTH" said the rest of us
"Shut up, being rich is HARD" says the ignorant rich kid
@Bierdeckeltanz
@AMErikaNGIRLLL
@realDonaldTrump
@stockmonstervip
There never is. They just spam this shit while blaming "Biden's failed leadership" and other bs because they can't admit Trump's been in charge the last few years and everything has gone to hell-in-a-handbasket during their watch/reign
@willsgardevoir
@Erl_SA
yeah, that one is based purely on sexism. A lot of male pro chess players are INCREDIBLY sexist towards the idea that women can also play chess
@Junior28944017
@PicturesFoIder
A snails maximum travel speed is 1 meter an hour. Canada is 7560 kilometers wide. It'd take it 862 years to cross Canada. Travel, and you're eternally safe
@TomMouse90
@KP11Studios
Funnily enough, no actually. The economic depressions occurred FOLLOWING those times when those marginal tax systems were removed from effect, removing all that tax money from circulation and allowing the hording of wealth to resume. You can actually check the years for proof
@computerThot
proof that the education system can't make an entertaining video to save their lives. When you can honestly say "I've seen porn made better than this" about a video, they fucked up... and not even in the good way
@TheSDPadresFan
@SouthlandPost
They emptied their clips into her and her apartment... I have no words for that beyond hoping her family can find some peace in their lives after this horrific event. Cops aren't trained for mental health problems, PLEASE bring in people who are so this never happens again
@MemesDnd
Me, looking at my 200 prepared NPC quick-sheets: ... this sounds like somebody that's never DM'd before. Any experienced DM knows that a party can quickly become murderhobo's if an NPC blinks wrong. ALWAYS PREPARE THEM FOR COMBAT
@GirlfailWeiss
How can you not love it? It's a high powered rifle combined with a mechanical scythe! That'd be like a Final Fantasy fan not liking the Buster Sword
@eatinerni
"Pineapple on pizza is gross" says person dipping pizza into salad dressing "how could you even like that?"
I won't judge your choice of dipping sauce if you don't judge my choice of toppings, just saying
@2020BestFights
Surprisingly easy to win when you grab a weapon, but let's be realistic. 99/100 times, David is getting put into the ground by Goliath. The only way David wins is with weaponry
@ParasiticEager
The fact that, canonically, Gogeta wasn't even really trying during this... should scare people more than it currently does. He could have ended it instantly with one shot, but instead he toyed with Broly for the fun of trying out new skills
@RRosdreguis
Depends on the type of fire extinguisher. If its your regular average household one, unless you're aiming it at somebodies face or have them in an enclosed space, probably not. If its the kind that works by removing the oxygen, they have warnings to not inhale their contents
@Oscar_Casino_
if this guy got into a fight and started saying "Ka-Me-Ha-" he wouldn't need to finish, people would just accept he can do it and give up
@eephusasher
America was always called a police state by other countries... but some people were to busy screaming FREEDOM as loud as they could, so they didn't see all the cops killing anybody stepping out of line
America hasn't changed
But its people are now awake
@GamingWolfGod
@epicdndmemes
The planes are what create the aspects of things themselves. If you disconnect a plane, everything about it begins to fade or corrupt over time. No fire plane and one day all flames will lose their heat until one day fire just ceases to exist
@P_Rodriguez21
@RexChapman
Trump 2016: If a president can't get those things under control, then they don't deserve to be president! That stuff would never happen when I'm in charge!
Trump now: It's the democrats fault! It's Bidens fault! I'm not responsible for any of this!
@Cassidius_Wilde
not gonna lie, I'd watch this AU as a wonderful slice-of-life style show XD featuring the side characters of Vi and Caitlyn as they both try and figure out if the other is a lesbian, leading to various goofy scenarios while Jinx tries to help her sister in this XD
@WorthyWomen1
@tariqnasheed
Maybe you're right. Races should go back to being divided. Whites with whites only, blacks with blacks only, etc. Keep the races completely separate. In fact, I think there's already a word for it... oh right, Segregation! Good idea :D We'll implement it in your name and honour!
@keang_z
@anishinaa_gay
this is what somebody who was working AND STILL HOMELESS sounds like. This is what millions of people who have to worry about bills sounds like. This is what struggling to make ends meet and working yourself to the bone yet still having to choose between rent and food sounds like
@MegJArt
@billielurked
technically, waterslides are made of Fiberglass and Resin, though some parts are just resin on their own (like for example logo's, some lettering, or top-segments at the entrance to a slide). The fiberglass adds strength while the resin is the thing that holds the actual shape
@Sci_Phile
They tweet about the dangers of skin-cell sized devices that track their location from the phone that has GPS-tracking built in and keeps a record of everything they send and receive, that they legally aren't allowed to restrict government access to... damn microchips!
@ceyhundvd
Miguel isn't even a true Spider-man. Every other true Spider-man is part of a tangled web across the multiverse... but Miguel isn't one of those totems. This was revealed once in a comic where an evil Peter was killing other spider totems, and told Miguel he wasn't worth killing
@TheSDPadresFan
@detectclips
As a parent and also a survivor of my own childhood...
Charge him as an adult. At 12, you know better. Look at his posture and how he holds the gun. He knew what he was doing from step 1. He can, and will, do it again if he isn't punished now
@kameidotrading
@InsaneRealitys
So she fired 3 shots, missed the dog almost completely, but managed to shoot her child center mass? ... Yeah, she shouldn't be allowed to have a fun, she's gonna kill her son with her next reflex